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Everything posted by Pete

  1. Jack was a comedy partner with George Carlin and later Avery Schreiber in the 60s before transitioning to writing, including heralded stints on "Andy Griffith," "Hee Haw" and "The Muppet Show." RIP Jack.
  2. Wayne Gretzky on the outside: Wayne Gretzky on the inside:
  3. Football at MCU would rule- the Brooklyn Bolts did pretty well there. Then again I doubt Vince would sniff within two zip codes of a short-season Single A stadium for his VISION. I imagine Columbia would tell them the same thing they told NYCFC when that rumor was floating around.
  4. Red Bull Arena would've been right in their wheelhouse, although it might be a tad snug for gridiron. It's right off the PATH so you have public trans as well.
  5. Best concert video of all time? Best concert video of all time. Spread out now Rosie, doctor come cut loose her mama's reins You know playin' blind man's bluff is a little baby's game You pick up Little Dynamite, I'll pick up Little Gun And together we're gonna go out tonight and make that highway run You don't have to call me lieutenant, Rosie, and I don't want to be your son The only lover I'm ever gonna need's your soft, sweet, little girl's tongue And Rosie, you're the one Dynamite's in the belfry, baby, playin' with the bats Little Gun's downtown in front of Woolworth's tryin' out his attitude on all the cats Papa's on the corner, waitin' for the bus Mama, she's home in the window, waitin' up for us She'll be there in that chair when they wrestle her upstairs, 'cause you know we ain't gonna come I ain't here on business, baby, I'm only here for fun And Rosie, you're the one [CHORUS] Rosalita, jump a little higher Senorita, come sit by my fire I just want to be your lover, ain't no liar Rosalita, you're my stone desire Jack the Rabbit and Weak Knee Willie, don't you know they're gonna be there Sloppy Sue and Big Bone Billy, they'll be coming up for air We're gonna play some pool, skip some school Act real cool, stay out all night, it's gonna feel alright So Rosie, come out tonight, little baby, come out tonight Windows are for cheaters, chimneys for the poor Closets are for hangers, winners use the door So use it, Rosie, that's what it's there for [REPEAT CHORUS] Now, I know your mama, she don't like me, 'cause I play in a rock and roll band And I know your daddy, he don't dig me, but he never did understand Your papa lowered the boom, he locked you in your room-- I'm comin' to lend a hand I'm comin' to liberate you, confiscate you, I want to be your man Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny But now you're sad, your mama's mad And your papa says he knows that I don't have any money Your papa says he knows that I don't have any money Oh, your daddy says he knows that I don't have any money Well, tell him this is his last chance to get his daughter in a fine romance 'Cause a record company, Rosie, just gave me a big advance And my tires were slashed and I almost crashed, but the Lord had mercy And my machine, she's a dud, out stuck in the mud somewhere in the swamps of Jersey Well, hold on tight, stay up all night, 'cause Rosie, I'm comin' on strong By the time we meet the morning light, I will hold you in my arms I know a pretty little place in Southern California, down San Diego way There's a little cafe, where they play guitars all night and all day You can hear them in the back room strummin' So hold tight, baby, 'cause don't you know Daddy's comin' Everybody sing Rosalita, jump a little higher Senorita, come sit by my fire I just want to be your lover, ain't no liar Oh Baby, you're my stone desire Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey
  6. Hell, JT Southern was more credible in the gimmick. He exposed Hammer badly when they feuded.
  7. You're also guaranteed at least seven non-Prem squads into the Round of Sixteen if that interests you.
  8. TIL Van Hammer lives in my in-laws' town (Boynton Beach).
  9. Apropos of nothing, I'm not sure which is crazier: Big Japan will celebrate their 25th Anniversary this year Great Kojika is STILL occasionally wrestling for them at 77
  10. FA Cup fifth-round draw TBC March 3/4/5 Sheffield Wednesday v Manchester City Reading or Cardiff City v Sheffield United Chelsea v Shrewsbury Town or Liverpool West Bromwich Albion v Newcastle United or Oxford United Leicester City v Coventry City or Birmingham City Northampton Town or Derby County v Manchester United Southampton or Tottenham Hotspur v Norwich City Portsmouth v Bournemouth or Arsenal
  11. "Who is this young man Low Ki, and why is he beating the bejeezus out of Essa Rios?" That young man is now FORTY years old. Woof.
  12. Pete

    RIP Kobe Bryant

    Read that part again, but slowly.
  13. It's probably the single best advertisement for scrapping replays. What a joke.
  14. Only in soccer: Coventry, forced to play their home matches 40 miles out of town at Birmingham City after getting kicked out of the Ricoh, are "hosting" Birmingham City today in the FA Cup. What up @Sky Blue Sam?
  15. Dammit, I clicked "reveal hidden contents" and nothing happened. Ripoff.
  16. Beat me to it. Best death match ever for my money, maybe the best in company history.
  17. Everyone is sleeping on Luchasaurus doing a SHINING LIZARD. Also loved the black girl in the front row just losing her mind with joy for the tag title match... her outfit was so loud that I thought she was a plant at first.
  18. Cindy burned through it in one day (who knew the wife was a cheer aficionado?). It's definitely interesting to see this tiny JUCO in Texas as a magnet school for cheerleaders.
  19. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Pat pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
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