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Dusty, where is the nearest bank? "Turn on your location settings and let the Dream guide you to da pay windah daddy" Dusty, what restaurants are near by? "Do you wanna dine with kings and queens, or sleep in an alley eatin pork and beans?" Dusty, how is the stock market looking today? "Hard times! Hard times daddy!"

Don't worry, Raw will stay shitty fun so you'll still have that.

Just don't google "high school boy tapes".

I'm down if Ol' Blue Pants wins the whole thing.

It's the football version of "first world problems."

Thanks all. They sent us home this evening. Diagnosis is perioral cyanosis, which is a complicated way of saying the area around his mouth is blue, but we don't really know why. They were able to rule out a bunch of scary cardiac and pulmonary causes, so I'm profoundly grateful for that. Some of the cultures are still ongoing, but they're confident enough at this point to release him. He's eating well and putting weight on, so hopefully we got scared for no real reason, and everything will be fine.

Kane has a permanent spot of cooling down the faces who get more over than Cena.

You know when something doesn't seem like a real movie and instead feels like a fake movie that would appear in the background during Entourage or Tropic Thunder? Yeah.

Thats....never happened for me. *cries uncontrollaby*

Bring in Adrian Neville to motion cap D-Bryan's high flying moves. Also, bring in Andy Serkis to cut Roman's promos.

Does dominant really mean squat when a team (you crushed 45-3) comes into your house six weeks later to knock you out of the playoffs?

I don't know much, but I know Aaron's not going to want to wear that costume.

This one's been making the rounds the last couple days. I can't stop watching it.

From dustin's twitter

Once the emails came out where the NCAA admitted this was all a bluff - their word - and they had no jurisdiction, this outcome was a foregone conclusion.

Keith Olbermann doesn't know what the hell is going on.

Cracking up for Kane doing the INDY HANDSHAKE after a wing contest. ROH should bring him in. EDIT: had to.

Whenever it happened and whatever the reason, it was the biggest wing eating contest in the history of Buffalo Wild Wings.

Rain delays for the win!

The idea of SummerSlam touring various classic baseball stadiums for a few years sounds like a pretty awesome idea, actually.

when in doubt, take stuff from /r/sc

The only thing Favre and Breeze share is a preponderance to take too many selfies and hurt their career.

Flo rida is confirmed John cena will induct.

Yeah, that was rather quality. Hope the young'un's OK, Robert.

Look, I Iike Itami/KENTA as much as the next guy but Finn is WAY more over and is only going to get more over. The "he's not blending into the WWE way of doing things" is a blessing because, if y'all haven't noticed as of late, the WWE way of doing things pretty much sucks donkey.

Just don't google "high school boy tapes".

People booed her because our culture doesn't like women we perceive to be "stepping out of line".

Seriously I just want Lesnar / Bryan as well, nothing else would interest me anywhere near as much.

This weeks Avengers .... man.

God damn I want that Bryan/Lesnar main event to happen.

http://combatpress.com/2015/01/bellator-mma-adds-kevin-kimbo-slice-ferguson-to-roster/ So yeah

It's sad to me

Spiros Arion just about starts a riot. It's chaos, there's a shoe in there at one point.

Rousey is actually a good comparable to Jones. She was getting booed like hell up until the last fight or so when she embraced being an asshole. She's white, good looking, a generational talent, and people still booed her because they didn't like her personality. She never really did much outside of being cocky and a bit of a jerk yet she was getting far more hate then Jones has received. Jones has done a lot of little stuff over the years that has consistently annoyed fans. Sure, for some it might be race, but to use that and just ignore that he's been a jackass doesn't do any good either.

LOL "Dusty, from now on, refer to me as 'tha bull of tha woods.'" "YOU GOT IT BAYBEH"

He's a nice, humble, sweet Irish guy just happy to be competing here in America.... until you piss him off. Then he paints up like a demon and fucks up your whole world. He's Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde. That's his character.

It's not Blade Runner. It's Beijing, today.

I posted this on Land of Confusion, but in case you missed it: I started the Ska Or Improv tumblr a few days ago. It picked up steam incredibly fast. Onion A/V Club profiled it. I also talked about it here. Reel Big Fish also just started following me on Twitter and are fans.

They've already replaced him on house shows with the long awaited return of...

They need to work on their upper bodies. Its an upper body business, Steve!!

There was already a heel architect in the 90's who was adept at lying and screwing people over

So... as I was saying when we were so sadly interrupted, life in Japan is pretty much a never-ending series of events so hilarious, awesome, improbable, amazing, and/or insane that you actually have to tone down your stories so as not to make everyone who hears them think you're full of shit and/or hate you because of justifiable envy. OH!saka Pro Wrestling (the kinda toned-down version): So my friend Yuji Tsuruta came out from Kobe to meet me in Umeda and go to his first-ever Osaka Pro Wrestling show. I was talking to him about how Osaka Pro Wrestling is different from AJPW: How it's less violent and not as hard-hitting, much more focused on entertainment, comedy,good-vs-evil, and fast action... and how it's a real family-type atmosphere where you don't just show up with a friend or two and sit in a hall full of strangers, but instead show up and say hello to all of your friends... I was just explaining how we sometimes bring drinks for each other, when my gorgeous friend "California Girl" showed up with a shopping bag full of beer and gave me one, thus perfectly illustrating my point. She offered Yuji one, but he turned it down, thinking he might be expected to pay for it... When I explained that, no, we just often bring bags of drinks and snacks and hand them out to our friends at the show, like a picnic or something... I think at that point Yuji understood what's so special about Osaka Pro. Yuji met Kenji and Kae and AZ and some of my other friends. Driving the point home, Kenji brought beer, too, in giant cans. I was so happy to see my old friends talking happily with my relatively new friend. That wasn't the bizarre "Oh, really, Life In Japan?!?! You're going to go there, now?" moment, though. That was all everyday-awesome stuff, the kind of thing I just about take for granted by now. What knocked this one out of the park in the only-in-Japan department was that Yun Gang Chul, the Korean wrestler who often works for Osaka Pro, chose today to debut his new comedy character: Jumbo Tsuruhashi. So, yeah: On the day my friend Yuji came to his first ever Osaka Pro show, one of the wrestlers worked his whole match as an affectionate tribute to my friend's late father.

As I sit here and drink a Nugget Nectar and watch New Japan World Pro Wrestling in HD on my tv, I'm thinking there's no real reason to keep watching RAW to get my wrestling fix. I'm hooked on the commentary alone. They got it right and are making me an instant believer.

He should totally touch his eyes and dickhole now

I see what they did there.

I LITERALLY enjoyed everything about this episode. See what I did there? Good to see Slater back, and the animatronic baby is begging to be a gif. Holy cow Krieger almost stole the episode with that one.

Me likey Naomi's new ring attire. That's about all I have right now.

EDIT: just noticed the Knicks banner and realized we were actually at the show with that second clip.