Gorman

Jericho just vowed to destroy every ROH commentator AND ring announcer. I better steer clear of him or he will destroy me twice.

Ring of Jericho! You heard it here first.

Low-Ki vs. Joe from Glory By Honor Danielson vs. Doug WIlliams from Scramble Madness AJ and Low-Ki vs. Daniels and Xavier from Revenge on the Prophecy Joe vs. Punk from World Title Classic Prophecy vs. Second City Saints at The Battle Lines Are Drawn (I was running around ringside trying not to get killed)

I actually LOVE this match. Lots of fun chaos. Hogan's team is so random!

You know you messed up when you produce Four Doinks and the crowd chants "We Want Doink."

Actually it was one PPV earlier, at Halloween Havoc.

Can Bandido win the Dos?

We can't get rid of him because I need this song in my life: And regarding "did everyone get signed to be jobbers?", I remember an interview with Nemeth on AEW Dark where he talked about wanting to be the top guy in the company.

It does.

House of PAC

Every match begins with a surprise attack instead of the "Code of Honor" handshake Countout at 10 seconds instead of ROH's traditional 20 Fans ejected for chanting "We want wrestling" When time limit expires, winner is determined by a dance contest, pie-eating contest or Super Posedown

As much as I want Claudio to win, it would be fun for Y2J to win and try to rebrand the entire promotion as "Ring of Jericho."

Oh, I thought it was going to produce "Golden Boy" Dennis Gregory (with Hot $hot Drew Lazario) vs. Scotty Gash for the High Stakes title.

I think we can all throw away our 2022 bingo cards.

Have they said that the poker chip works like the Money in the Bank briefcase? Because it would be funny if MJF thought it did and it turns out he needs to schedule the title shot in advance, fill out forms, get the contract notarized ...