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    Extreme Rules X - 7/15/2018

    Ellsworth is a man? Does Howard Stern still have the wack pack because Ellsworth seems dangerously close.....to somebody that would've been rejected from even that distinguished organization. If Vince was this obsessed with trotting out unconventional looking human specimen back in the Eighties, Hogan would've worked a program with Michael Berryman.
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    Extreme Rules X - 7/15/2018

    Acting like an annoying five year old is intricate character work?
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    Extreme Rules X - 7/15/2018

    Ah shit, that's right. Well, it took the ref long enough.
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    Extreme Rules X - 7/15/2018

    I woke up right when Asuka was getting retribution on Ellsworth however it took me a minute to realize the match was already over. I was busy during the rest of the show and just had it on in the background. Shouldn't McIntyre's repeated attacks have earned multiple disqualifications?
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    2018 HORROR MOVIE THREAD

    I actually found the flame thrower wielding sicko from Don't Go In The House to be a more disturbing or disturbed killer than Frank Zito.
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    2018 HORROR MOVIE THREAD

    My Friend Dahmer was a bleak little character study not fit for repeated viewings. However it did remind me how much I need to track down the Dahmer biopic starring the idiot wrestler brother from Blood Diner.
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    2018 HORROR MOVIE THREAD

    My feed on the Fire Stick tried to crap out a few times. Apparently I was one of the lucky ones because I eventually got the channel to load in time to catch every one of Joe Bob's intros. Every episode of the Last Drive-In was posted as content by 3 AM. I missed the best stretch of the live marathon which was from 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Saturday, when Basket Case, Re-Animator and Demons were all shown back to back. Then after Boggy Creek, things closed strongly with Hellraiser and Pieces. At least I got something fresh for next weekend to booze it up to. Of course, I own all those movies on DVD and Blu-Ray besides the fact that Pluto shows Hellraiser fifty times a month. For that matter, Pluto's horror channel kicks the shit out of any premium horror channel for the simple fact that on any given day you can flip it on and see Hellraiser or Return of the Living Dead. I never bothered watching Monster Vision on TNT because horror movies chopped and censored to bits on basic cable is worthless therefore I never caught any of Joe Bob's segments. I'm really looking forward to watching the episode featuring Re-Animator. I never realized that the other hot girl in Tourist Trap was actually the daughter in Death Wish II. Death at the hands of dummies was a thousand times more dignified than what happened to her in that one. It was also fun to hear Joe Bob recount how his positive newspaper review of Pieces drew the ire of feminist and conservative groups alike and played a huge role in it gaining its notorious notoriety. Joe Bob even branched out a few times taking the piss out of the whole anthem debate nonsense (with Colin Kaepernick getting more mentions than any horror director, star or monster) as well as plenty of potshots at the dictator in chief. I didn't like the whole line-up but I guess that's Shudder's fault for having the rights to shit like Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama babes instead of Chopping Mall. I would've also rather heard about the inner workings of Twins of Evil or Vampire Circus instead of some random Euro lesbian vampire movie. Again, that's a content issue where they need to add some of the sleazier and weirder Hammer films. Beyond the Darkness just recently got taken off of Shudder's content or else I would've loved for Joe Bob to have the balls (forcing his audience to have the stomachs) to endure that. Maybe the outpouring of support (not to mention the way Shudder botched this) means Joe Bob can muster up one last drive-in around Halloween.
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    NJPW G1 Special in San Francisco

    Haku made me shit my pants. And that was just during the opening tag intros.
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    2018 LUCHA UNDERGROUND THREAD

    I still have to watch this episode. I only turned it on long enough to see that Big Bad Steve vs. Swagger was the opening match. For some reason, Mr. Pectacular popped into my head as a potential sacrifice but I thought he was a guy they'd use more regularly so I shrugged it off.
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    2018 LUCHA UNDERGROUND THREAD

    Big Bad Steve looks like a guy who started out cosplaying as 2002 Tazz then halfway through decided he'd rather be the final boss from the Van Damme Lionheart piece of shit.
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    2018 LUCHA UNDERGROUND THREAD

    Considering he couldn't be much more of a monster than when he was first introduced, this might as well be considered full circle for Matanza. Vinny needs to be sacrificed to Pizza The Hut.
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    2018 LUCHA UNDERGROUND THREAD

    Was I the only one expecting Jack to be announced as Jake Stammer before Melissa was even able to finish introducing him? Jake Strong reminds me of some Fourth Rate Superman knockoff not even fit to tug on Captain Marvel's cape. Now there's an idea. They should've hired some dork like Ellsworth solely to get the shit kicked out of him every match, he crawls under the ring with soiled drawers and then moments later Jake Strong bursts through a hole in the middle of the ring like Strong is the Shazam to his Billy Batson. His singlet would also have to be soiled so you understand it's the same guy. They just can't afford that many canvases with the decreased budget. Otherwise making the audience sit there wouldn't have been as much of an issue considering that putting the ring back together couldn't possibly take longer than having to shoot enough material to piecemeal together a Sexy Star match fit for broadcast.
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    JUNE 2018 WRESTLING DISCUSSION

    She should've at least lunged at Ellsworth instead of just standing there interminably like a mesmerized baby jackass. In fact, fuck giving that geek fuck his little pop for a reveal that had already leaked anyways. She should've kicked him off the apron before he ever had a chance to reveal himself with the mask only coming off as he hit the floor.
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    JUNE 2018 WRESTLING DISCUSSION

    This is what me and an idiot friend always shortened Roy Nelson's nickname to whenever picking him on any of the UFC Undisputed games.
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    R.I.P. VADER

    Even watching the match through snow-vision (tuning into the pay-per-view channel even though you didn't order the show) I was shocked at the thrashing Vader delivered to Sting at the 1992 Great American Bash. It probably had a lot to do with Sting getting countout victories over Vader on the Saturday Morning shows as well as reading house show reports in Pro Wrestling Illustrated that reported Sting going over Vader clean around the clock. It also seemed like they had been building towards Rude taking the title off Sting for a long time. A work friend of my dad's told me about security confiscating a pro-Vader sign he had made while attending a show around the time Vader was feuding with Hogan. This was probably my first realization of how cool it was to root for the bad guys against certain corny types of dinosaurs.
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