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Apparently you can buy a t-shirt with Akira Taue planting rice. Because.

Dear Wrestling Observer Forum, I am a ring attendant in a small village near Tijuana, and was convinced that all of your wild and sexy stories were complete works of fiction. Until one day...

HULKZUIGIRI, BITCHES.

You would think Reigns's opponents would be the ones with the hernia. Because he needs to be carried, brothers.

#4) "We had a cool surprise planned for RAW, but we're doing a complete rewrite 4 hours before the show, and we're not doing that thing now"

Because we're done pretending it matters when John Cena drops the title to another full time guy. Brock Lesnar is the scariest, most dominant figure in wrestling. He's not over exposed, and beats only the top guys when he feels like it. Austin is Top 3 biggest name in the history of the company and if he came back to fight, why should it be in a non-title fight where the outcome is meaningless? You put it for the strap like it has some fucking importance. This part time vs. full time guy is some stupid backstage locker room argument that somehow wrestlers conned the fans into taking part in. I want a title fight, I want the biggest stars attatched. I don't want John Cena dropping the title to Roman Reigns and pretending like it's a big deal, when he's lost that fucking title over a dozen times already, and he'll just get it back in a few weeks when the ratings don't go up.

I made a transcript from last night:

UPDATE 20 OF 20 - through September 18 Standings 1 [- 1] -MJ- - 62 points (32/30, tiebreak 1.037) 2 [- 2] Control - 64 points (32/32, tiebreak 0.657) 3 [- 3] The Erotic Terrorist - 66 points (36/30, tiebreak 0.128) 4 [- 4] Chaos - 68 points (34/34, tiebreak 0.328) 5 [- 5] RossWB - 70 points (36/34, tiebreak 0.062) 6 [- 6] The Natural - 72 points (40/32, tiebreak 0.206) 7 [- 7] The Z - 74 points (42/32, tiebreak 0.05) 8 [- 8] Ligerbusa - 74 points (38/36, tiebreak 1.031) 9 [- 9] The Veeg - 76 points (30/46, tiebreak 0.599) 10 [- 10] hobo joe - 77 points (36/41, tiebreak 0.055) 11 [- 11] Paco - 77 points (41/36, tiebreak 0.245) 12 [- 12] Suicide King of Spades - 78 points (30/48, tiebreak 0.538) 13 [- 13] JRGoldman - 78 points (39/39, tiebreak 1.009) 14 [- 14] Cameron Swift - 81 points (34/47, tiebreak 0.145) 15 [- 15] Niners Fan in CT - 82 points (34/48, tiebreak 0.064) 16 [- 16] CSC - 83 points (40/43, tiebreak 0.237) 17 [- 17] Dr. Bathroom - 84 points (40/44, tiebreak 0.063) 18 [- 18] Rippa - 84 points (40/44, tiebreak 0.209) 19 [- 19] DreamBroken - 84 points (42/42, tiebreak 0.8) 20 [- 20] Raziel403 - 85 points (38/47, tiebreak 1.033) 21 [- 21] Ultimo The Great - 86 points (45/41, tiebreak 0.197) 22 [- 22] ivpvideos - 87 points (36/51, tiebreak 0.8) 23 [- 23] MushroomJones - 90 points (51/39, tiebreak 0.226) 24 [- 24] Hoffman - 90 points (28/62, tiebreak 0.244) 25 [- 25] pipGofern - 91 points (43/48, tiebreak 1.465) 26 [- 26] jaedmc - 92 points (43/49, tiebreak 0.029) 27 [- 27] Kevin Wilson - 95 points (44/51, tiebreak 0.213) 28 [- 28] The Damn Yeti - 95 points (44/51, tiebreak 0.351) 29 [- 29] Mike Zeidler - 95 points (47/48, tiebreak 0.667) 30 [- 30] Elsalvajeloco - 96 points (58/38, tiebreak 0.048) 31 [- 31] Lacelle - 97 points (41/56, tiebreak 0.409) 32 [- 32] blitzkrieg - 102 points (40/62, tiebreak n/a) 33 [- 33] Super Ape - 103 points (41/62, tiebreak 0.51) 34 [- 34] caley - 105 points (54/51, tiebreak 0.202) 35 [- 35] Sublime - 113 points (32/81, tiebreak 0.274) 36 [- 36] Death From Above - 122 points (52/70, tiebreak 0.324) 37 [- 37] SorceressKnight - 144 points (76/68, tiebreak 0.439) Box office 1 [- 1] Guardians of the Galaxy - $258,297,268 (28 days) 2 [- 2] Transformers: Age of Extinction - $231,752,475 (28 days) 3 [- 3] X-Men: Days of Future Past - $210,594,250 (28 days) 4 [- 4] Maleficent - $193,615,390 (28 days) 5 [- 5] Dawn of the Planet of the Apes - $192,851,280 (28 days) 6 [- 6] The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - $188,957,297 (28 days) 7 [- 7] Godzilla - $188,144,600 (28 days) 8 [- 8] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - $168,146,529 (28 days) 9 [- 9] 22 Jump Street - $165,261,139 (28 days) 10 [- 10] How To Train Your Dragon 2 - $146,203,361 (28 days) 11 [- 11] Neighbors - $132,600,495 (28 days) 12 [- 12] Lucy - $110,235,270 (28 days) 13 [- 13] Edge Of Tomorrow - $87,227,625 (28 days) 14 [- 14] The Purge: Anarchy - $69,494,380 (28 days) 15 [- 15] Hercules - $69,086,296 (28 days) 16 [- 16] A Million Ways To Die In The West - $41,158,955 (28 days) 17 [- 17] The Giver - $38,703,400 (28 days) 18 [- 18] The Expendables 3 - $37,329,936 (28 days) 19 [- 19] Sin City: A Dame To Kill For - $13,609,429 (28 days) Rotten Tomatoes 1 [- 1] How To Train Your Dragon 2 - 132/143 = 92% (28 days) 2 [- 2] Guardians of the Galaxy - 205/223 = 92% (28 days) 3 [- 3] X-Men: Days of Future Past - 205/224 = 92% (28 days) 4 [- 4] Dawn of the Planet of the Apes - 213/235 = 91% (28 days) 5 [- 5] Edge Of Tomorrow - 211/235 = 90% (28 days) 6 [- 6] 22 Jump Street - 161/190 = 85% (28 days) 7 [- 7] Godzilla - 180/246 = 73% (28 days) 8 [- 8] Neighbors - 141/193 = 73% (28 days) 9 [- 9] Lucy - 106/166 = 62% (28 days) 10 [- 10] Hercules - 62/100 = 62% (28 days) 11 [- 11] The Purge: Anarchy - 65/113 = 58% (28 days) 12 [- 12] The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - 133/250 = 53% (28 days) 13 [- 13] Maleficent - 91/182 = 50% (28 days) 14 [- 14] Sin City: A Dame To Kill For - 69/151 = 46% (28 days) 15 [- 15] The Expendables 3 - 49/144 = 33% (28 days) 16 [- 16] A Million Ways To Die In The West - 59/180 = 33% (28 days) 17 [- 17] The Giver - 38/116 = 33% (28 days) 18 [- 18] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 20/101 = 20% (28 days) 19 [- 19] Transformers: Age of Extinction - 29/168 = 17% (28 days)

I wonder what percentage of rovert's posts are telling people he has already posted something in another thread.

The shitty part though is that only Arrow & the Flash are connected and none of them are connected to the films. Not smart in my opinion.

I'm not going to defend pro wrestling's history, but, at present, there's no frigging way WWE would tolerate a main eventer doing half the shit many NFL guys do. You get caught assaulting your girlfriend or arrested on gun charges, it's a big deal. As opposed to the NFL, where no one seems terribly bothered about it until TMZ release footage.

I hope one of Brock's signature moves is 16 germans in a row.

Well now I sure am pleased we got Reigns vs Rollins on Monday!

Man the WWE is just got the worst luck this year, Bryan needs surgery shortly after Mania, BNB goes down with and injury, now Reigns super push, whether he was ready for it or not, gets hampered by the injury bug. This is another reason to bring back good ole squash matches with jobbers, you don't need your stars going out and having hard hitting, though really good, matches on a weekly basis. Let some guys just squash some local dude.

Look, I'm gonna be straight up with you guys, someone shoulda drowned Caillou.

Right'chere. Fuck Ray Romano and his show full of the most fucking unpleasant people you could ever spend 30 minutes with.

WILL YOU (short)STOP!

I'm reviewing some 1984 televised wrestling on another forum, and have created a couple of gifs to go along with it (which is where the last few I have posted have come from). Might as well throw them up here, even though they aren't particularly special. The horrific AWA merchandise in 1984. Masa Saito nailing Baron Von Raschke with a wooden board.

Didn't see what they didn't want to see. . .

I liked the Liontamer/Walls of Jericho when Jericho would stand slightly bent with a knee into his opponent's head before it became just a Boston crab. I feel like Bray could use some kind of submission, perhaps a sleeper hold. Then, he can abduct his unconscious opponent and mind rape them.

Consider these your only warning on the matter If you are asked by an admin/mod to do something... do so. Don't act surprised when you are suspended/banned for not listening. This website and message board have been around for 15+ years and has been through several incarnations. Many of us are way older and we have attracted a newer auidence (somehow). If you can not accept things have changed - find somewhere else to post. We have a standing policy that if you post "goodbye" posts we would help you stick to your guns and ban you. The same now applies if you bitch about how much you hate it here. It definitely is you... not us. There is a new wonderful bit where people love to say amazingly douchey things to me on places like Twitter and Facebook. If I figure out what your board name is - you are banned. (Not to mention blocked on said social media.)

(Welp, I can't get Internet Explorer to post images on here for shizzz, so I'm going with the backup plan of Google Chrome. I have to travel back and forth from each browser to even get it to work....but alas...If it doesn't work I'll delete this stuff ASAP) I find professional wrasslin' as an art form. Like many arts it's fugged up and beautifuul in many respects. And I'll post images that have used wrasslin as a theme in it's work, hope ya'll enjoy! I wish I had a tattoo of this... And MY all time FAVE, CAP'N REDNECK HIMSELF... ...there's a few more of these awesome drawings but I'll change pace a wee bit with this last one and make sure everything posted okay before I move on... Again I hope ya'll dug these, if they posted correctly I'll give ya'll some more treats in a few! -Preish!

Hero's gotten a little chunky but I thought Murdoch and Gordy were the patron saints of this site? Did Kevin Dunn and Vince McMahon take over DVDVR? Are we now pushing Rene Dupree for the HOF?

It would be absolutely foolish to have Lesnar lose before Mania. So expect Cena to win. I think a 50/50 match where Cena comes close, but fails and ultimately earns Brock's respect will be the best way to go.

Who'd have thought Randy Johnson was a Horseman fan? None of us will ever be as good of a wrestling fan as that dude. That dude is my hero. Fuck Hulk Hogan.

The Brock-ness Monster!

I think Lesnar wins and we're getting Austin vs. Lesnar for the title at Wrestlemania.

Y'know, you could go blind doing that. Though, in your case, a second-degree testicle burn seems a tad more likely.

Or at least, you know, acknowledge that your parents maybe weren't perfect and could have done better.

I'm of the impression that most of the stuff people do in TEW games are probably things WWE should do or should have done depending on the mod. Like push Vader. Or give Roadblock a contract and team him up with Bob Holly, because they'd probably have great chemistry.

If you experience a fire-like sensation while in your bunk, please consult a doctor. Your medical professional is there to help.

The nfl really needs to be knocked down a notch anyway. Nobody should be that powerful and important.

King of Trios Night 1 is already up at smvod.com. http://smvod.com/products/chikara-september-19-2014-king-of-trios-night-1-easton-pa Pretty remarkable.

If you don't hear from The Natural, let me know, I can try and get a hold of him on Facebook. Paul has understandably not been around lately.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8gLa-n5StU The Miracle Violence Connection vs. the Eliminators. I presume Terry is barely mobile and Kronus does a Sasuke Special for no reason.

It's funny you said that because I was going to list Fraiser as another show that sucks. Seinfeld is the best written sitcom in history and the chemistry between cast members is unmatched.

Some quality trash talk from Mongo "Jesus might have your soul but I got your ass now."

Well, if this is the place to brag about an entire night's lineup, then I can hang, brothers. Here's what I get tonight on Hallmark: 7:00 - 9:00: When a high school principal (Fred Savage) is out of his depth, he turns to the one person who can help restore order to the troubled students by teaching them the power of dance. Tyne Daley stars in: PRINCIPAL GRANDMA! 9:00-11:00 A mother delves into the dangerous culture of the internet in an attempt to prevent tragedy. Lyndsay Wagner in, MOTHER, MAY I PLANK WITH DANGER? 11:00-3:00 Hallmark after-hours live!: DEEPAK CHOPRA'S CELEBRITY SLUMBER PARTY (guests include Malcolm Gladwell, Michael Ironside, Vicky Lawrence; Musical guest, one of the guys from Strawberry Alarm Clock) Also, fuck you guys so hard.

The Byrne run on FF remains one of my all time favorite runs on a comic.

Great, now I'm picturing Lil Petey Pump's story about Steiner doing 90 down some small down street. 88 MILES PER HOUR. Weed is legal here in Colorado.Who's gonna be first guy to photoshop a blunt between his fingers? I'm sure if I wasnt rushing I could do better. I think this is pretty fantastic, but come on folks....we all know Vader converted the mastodon mask into a giant bong.

How about Sliding Vader?

I remember as a kid knowing all the AAA affiliates and the spring training homes. So long ago

That son of a bitch Yoko'ed the greatest band in the world, so don't talk to me about him being anti-separation.

"hey these guys have been beating me senseless for six months. they cost me the world title and my girl. but i guess i'll just be buddy-buddy with them from now on....."

Only WCW would have a wrestler called "The Giant" be the second-tallest guy in the promotion.