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That has to rank in the top three worst Dusty Rhodes cosplayers. But it ranks in the top 3 best "Playboy" Buddy Rose cosplayers.

If you really want to depress yourself, imagine Cole an JBL calling a Bayley match. Cole: "How can you not love Bayley? She wants to give hugs to the WWE Universe. JBL: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN A DAMN HUG, MAGGLE? DO YOU EVER THINK RON SIMMONS GAVE ANYONE A DAMN HUG. WE FIGHT ON FRIDAYS, MAGGLE. WE DON'T GIVE HUGS. *Bayley loses by roll-up to Nikki Bella* JBL: SEE MAGGLE, MAYBE IF SHE WAS LESS WORRIED ABOUT GIVING HUGS TO PEOPLE SHE'D WIN A DAMN MATCH. Cole: Maybe you need a hug, John. The worst.

It almost got ugly in my house. I was ready for any second to have the rug pulled out from under me.... but then

James Brown telling it like it is last night:

Hunter runs NXT. Not nearly enough discussion on Enzo. He's so damn funny. ACTUAL funny. Not "WWE funny"

Seeing Sami's Op Ivy shirt as he prepped for the main, can you even begin to fathom the hilarity of someone trying to explain the ins and outs of a ska head gimmick to Vince?

And we've got a HUGE main event on Saturday Night tonight, Mike Tenay! Prince Pretty, the Gorgeous One himself, Tyler Breeze, defends the TV title against Ice Train! But more importantly, where is the nWo?

No? Haven't they always been plodding, "smash mouth" snore fests?

Did anyone besides me roll their eyes when they introduced Kenta and the first ten seconds of his music was the most generic stereotypical Asian theme possible? I love the name Hideo Itami simply because it will be harder for Booker T to get right when on the pre and post show panels, and thus far more entertaining for me in the long run. I thought Charlotte was by far the best part of this show. She is tremendous. I think in the future she should always miss the moonsault. It's genetic.

And then, the second match...

Some Tojo & Hickerson:

"EXPELIQUADUS!" Abra quadabra was right there.

Boy would that be something. How would you explain all those guys eating moves in the final stretch with no Sami Zayn to perform them?

Here's a YouTube of 1950s Chicago wrestling. In case anybody is taking a break from 1960s French wrestling. There's a bunch of 20-ish minute matches on there.

Enzo and Cass remind me so much of an early '80s NYC public access cable show called The Sal and Frankie Show (with Frankie Salvo and Sal Franco) where the work/gimmick was indistinguishable from the reality, and delighted me in equal measure. This has been your Reference That No One Else Will Relate To OfTheDay. thank you, RAF p.s. - thee miracle of thee interWebs!:

Because our society has been conditioned over the past however many years to suscribe to one side or the other, no middle ground exists?

I've played GTA with him. He's not. Pot. Kettle. Black. LOL YOU CAN TAKE YOUR STUPID LOL AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR.... ARGH, OUTRAGE~!

I've clearly been watching too much Nitro lately, I saw that gif and the first thing that popped in my head was Bischoff saying "Back Leg Front Kick"

Judging by the background I'd say it's a pretty family friendly event. That photo spells two words, and they are Ian and Rotten

I've played GTA with him. He's not.

Thank you and good night.

"EXPELIQUADUS!"

Three weeks ago I joined the Dad ranks. Meet Simon Lucas

Most players doing PvP on the Crucible are absolute assholes. Fuck every single one of them. I would like to Platinum this before the server shutdown so stand perfectly still while I headshot you. Jerks.

You know things are wrong when the Cavs have the only positive headline.

Man. Louie Anderson needs a haircut.

Svengoolie FTW!

Reporters caught a picture of Goodell in public today:

I love that KENTA realized Alex Riley sucks and just takes over.

Gregg's not the only one with a big heart, dammit.

About 15 minutes later, both of these were deleted and he tweeted: Larry Bird later said Paul George was told in those 15 minutes what a massively stupid idea it was to tweet the above. Why does he feel the need to capitalze the word "victims?" He's adding a line of demarcation that still allows him to hold the bullshit position that there are some situations where striking a woman is appropriate behavior. He needs to have a chat with Andre Rison. Some women will set your shit on fire if you push them too far. Because there's an unsuprisingly large amount of people that think that Rice was in the right, the mob is wrong, and that because Janay married him right after and is defending him, that it makes it all ok and that she "forgives him and moved on". I say unsuprisingly, because there's a large amount of people that went to University in State College PA that believe that covering up rape to avoid damaging the rep of a Football Team is acceptable. And that a large section of our population are still backwards fucks that think women are inferior to men in every way and should not be treated equally.

I liked it when the fans shouted down the boneheads chanting CM Punk.

This is from a few year's ago but I just thought about it today. It's one of my favorite things ever. My wife and I and two of our friends went to the Pennsylvania State Renaissance Fare. We were about two miles from the entrance. And what do we see? There is a car with a flat tire on the side of the road. There is a woman standing next to the car. And there is a man, dressed as a knight, changing her tire. CHIVALRY.

Enzoe's moveset and physicality in the ring is still pretty green. When he isn't doing wrestling movements he looks so comfortable. His promos are follow the bouncing ball, but the comfort he has is so flawless. I tend to like his backstage promos and his interactions with big Cass better than the ring stuff. But everything he has that isn't in the ring is great.... and honestly... YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT!

I wonder if Bailey isn't hitting the main roster soon. They just switched her music to something crappier and that's usually a sign.

Seriously, Tyson Kidd was so fucking good all night long. He has hit his character so fucking well. The entire 4 way felt incredibly well put together.

So how long was your friends dad in hospital?

we don’t do wrestling events. They’re entertainments.

THIS.

Definitely remember that too. Hair messed up, makeup smeared, that type of thing. Well, Sherri was a tough chick. I'm sure Harlem Heat would need to double team her if they thought they stood a chance of beating her in a fight.

Still less heavily armed than the Ferguson police department.

So I was going to get a bunch of gifs from the Legends killing Slater. That didn't happen.

There seem to be far fewer crazy Sasuke gifs than I expected.