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Sometimes I forget there are younger posters here...how could a DVDVR level fan not know about Santa With Muscles?? Damn. (No...I'm not feeling old lol) I

To be fair, nobody takes you seriously in the first place.

I've mentioned that I recently changed careers, and I'm now a pest control tech. Well, today I had to go take my exams to be certified in Colorado and I passed both in record time with great scores.

Miz's dad: "Thank you. Thank you, grotesque swamp folk, for doing what I should have done twenty years ago."

Pet peeve of movie posters: when the actors names do not match their position on the poster.

Uhhh...

They need Mike Knox! FLYING BIG MAN CROSSBODY!!!

Bryan beats Orton. Hunter shits himself, brings back Heel Sheamus (backstory woo), Bryan eventually beats him, Hunter vs Bryan for the title at Mania. Punk comes out the night after Mania and drops a pipebomb saying that Bryan doesn't sell properly and his mic skills are below par. He uses the term "mark" and of course, "boys in the back".

Only if they take a trip down to Cobb County, Georgia.

Yeah lets wait til he is actually maimed, before we start celebrating.

Dragging the coffin of Big Show's father.

24. I'm here to replace you.

JT is one hot pound on manflesh who looks like a dog wi two tails in that photo. I'm secure in my sexuality to say that he is one hot dude.

I'd trade in Miz for Big E any day of the week.

It looks like Santa's Slay with Goldberg may finally have some competition for "most ridiculous Christmas movie starring a wrestler."

Glad to hear your wife will be OK, Matt. Best wishes.

How Jerry arrived to Raw last night.

TNA is so fucked that the only thing that can save them at this point is Taco Corp. In fact, the pee bib is a far better idea than nearly anything ever crafted by Dixie.

One way or the other, yes. *rimshot*

SNL is like Mad Magazine, in that it is at its peak at whatever time you discover it, and after that cast turns over, it will never be the same to you, and you will always compare "your cast" to the new guys. SNL is a show best watched on DVR... or how a lot of people my age enjoyed it best - as a 1hr show on Comedy Central.

I will only make this prediction: The Lakers will NOT make the playoffs.

Please don't call Tom Hardy, Bane. Please.

We will fuck Indiana up.

Hope all is well, Natural!

Cuz I can't let a "multiple cats looking at same thing" picture go by without sharing, mine is below. Sadly, two of these three are no longer with us (only the solid orange guy is left). This is a picture looking out our back door. The orange and white cat - Tugger (from the musical "Cats") - used to love looking out our front door. He spent hours upon hours upon hours doing just that. We have a beautiful photo my nephew took of him doing that and it's just a perfect encapsulation of what he loved doing. Anyway, pictures with all 3 of our cats together at the same time were not all that common but, as you can see in the photo, the reason for their togetherness is pretty obvious

This is true. It's odd how little attention he's got since that Oakland season, given that he had them in the playoff hunt before he got hurt, and Palmer damn sure didn't keep them there.The little attention he got is probably because when he replaced Jay Cutler against the Niners, their rookie backup QB blew the Bears the fuck up. Granted no QB could look good behind that Bears' line, but he really didn't show any flashes of potential during that stint.

Is this fucking thing over with yet?

dost my eye deceive me or is "really creepy" the only editorial statement in there? attn internet, this is how you write spoilers. I want Miz as a hillbilly Patty Hearst now, and he should keep his regular media bookings. Like when they made Kane go to the See No Evil premiere without a shirt on.

This fucker is on American Horror Story this week.

The adaptation of My Fair Lady is just a bit to stuffy for my tastes. The songs are spectacular. I can't wrap my head around the idea that The Lion King's songs stand out, as I think it quite easily has a worse set of songs than Mermaid, Beast, or Aladdin. Except Circle of Life, that one is amazing. But, even the good ones aren't as good as the ones in the other three films. Scar's got a good villain song, but compared to Poor Unfortunate Souls or Gaston? Please.

I hope they put a ball gag on Miz and had the gimp in the background somewhere. Didn't Bob Holly use a dropkick as a finisher at some point?

Forget Miz. Tell me more about Francia Raisa.

Lawsuit settlement that hopefully involves Stephanie on her knees begging Show to give up the lawsuit and come back to work.

Where's Steve Corino?

"FEED ME MORE!"

Jerry Stubbs was on the ppv? Jerry Stubbs may be more relevant than the last 10 Mr. Olympia winners

FAVORITE HORROR MOVIE CLICHES #1: My total fave. I think my favorite horror movie cliche is the classroom scene. The scene where we cut to the lead girl sitting in high school or college lecture, and the teacher/prof. is talking about something related to fate or death or demonology or dreams or something that totally thematically spells out the core of the movie. HALLOWEEN is obviously the paradigm. But there are so many. Sometimes they use it to drift into a dream sequence for a scare (A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET) but it always starts with the slow pan across the classroom while the teacher drones on. CANDYMAN had one, I think. URBAN LEGENDS had one. Even SILENT HILL 2 managed one. It's both a great way to show the lead girl detached from the oblivious people around her, and to make us think that all this mumbo-jumbo is somehow a topic of serious research at universities, that all seem to have a "Professor of Death and Mythology" or "Professor of Occult History" or some nonsense. That, of course, would be the only university that would confer a medical degree upon Sam Loomis. Terrible doctor. Interesting guy, but terrible, terrible therapist.

I wish they'd come out to Ameeehhhhrriiiicaan Dreeeaaaam. Everyone who is hating on the WWE right now is nuts. THIS HAS BEEN SO GOOD. Orton/Bryan in a HIAC is yet another shot at a MOTY. Their last PPV match was disappointing but it had a crazy cluster finish. Their match on Raw or Smackdown or whenever when Bryan was trying to prove himself was great, if I recall. Orton has been on fire. Bryan has been on fire. HITC matches are almost always great. Bryan's Flying Goat into the side of the cage is already imminent. And so many storylines have been intertwined. We have The Rhodes Family with the belts. The Shield want revenge. The Usos think they deserve the title shot. All six of those guys RULE. We could have a Smackdown Six all over again but within the confines of the bigger picture of HHH's schemes. Miz is far from saddled with The Wyatts. Miz and Kofi usually put me to sleep but they took a good beating last night and made Harper and Rowan look like monsters. Bray Wyatt gets to do his lunatic Koresh stuff as Miz is forced to watch. We have a sadistic maniac with Messiahnic delusions coming after a reality TV star pretty boy. And that's pretty much the least important feud on the roster right now.There's at least one match every Raw that is fantastic. Last night we had three. Seriously, what more do you people want? The show has been so tightly booked and written since SummerSlam. It's what us smarks always said they need to do. And they are.

Do yourself a favor and skip the first 17 minutes of today's Observer Radio. Doesn't matter who you agree with, they literally just yelled and argued the same point over and over and over again. It was very unbearable.

On the subject of female fronted metal bands, I've been listening to Oathbreaker's "Eros/Anteros" pretty much everyday for the last few weeks (along with Touche Amore's "Is Survived By", but I'm emo like that). Just another post-hardcore Belgian outfit with some tinges of black metal influence, floating around with some other stuff, probably. This is one of their more atmospheric tracks.

God I love how gassed Paul got just standing in place yelling for twenty seconds. He was seriously about to collapse. But that promo was some 80s+cocaine+Piper level awesome.Also, am I bad at watching wrestling, or was that women's match really fucking good once AJ started bumping like Perfect and making Brie Bella look like Ultimate Warrior.

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE has been picked up for the full season. So there's some good news. Really enjoyed Dean Winters' guest turn as The Vulture last week. Hope he becomes a recurring character.

Here's the guy he's wrestling:

Two of my best friends back home in Jersey, Bobby and Erin, who've been together forever and got married a few years back, just had their first child two weeks back.. She's an adorable little thing named Cassidy. She was premature, and just got home from the hospital. Bobby had her room waiting for her.

The last scene should be Saul shaving his beard to reveal.......Abu Nazir!!!!!!

I suppose so. Those sorts of spots always bugged me, but the general idea of the three way dance always bugged me, too. Far too much "One guy hangs around while other two do something until super cool contrived three way spot." Oh, I HATE three ways, though! Hahaha. We had one last weekend where the guys knew they were the main and wanted to do some big shit, so they came up with a bunch of barely-practiced mega-contrived spots (I seen 'em try some before the show and already got a bad feeling), most of which crashed and burned. Also, for a 3-way to work, you just need sick ass workers who can improvise if need be. It hurts when you see something go wrong and know the guys are struggling to get back on their little script. (It does in general, of course, but 3/4-ways are a recipe for that shit.)

Spoilered for size but here we have a much younger version of myself getting a chance to hold the Stanley Cup. This is from August 1994 when Mike Hartman, a fourth liner with the Rangers, got his day with the Cup and brought it a restaurant about an hour from my house in Michigan (he was from the Detroit area). This photo has been buried and "lost" for a long time so it's great to find it again. To say holding the Cup was a thrill for this hockey fan would be a major understatement:

Fortunately, I did Now, we just need the Kaz Hayazhi vs. Raven craziness. Holy humanity, that is a brawl haha. There are so many things I feel like I missed by having a life during this time that I need to go back and watch. Looks like I'm off to pick up some seasons of WCW Saturday Night!