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Sometimes I forget there are younger posters here...how could a DVDVR level fan not know about Santa With Muscles?? Damn. (No...I'm not feeling old lol) I

To be fair, nobody takes you seriously in the first place.

I've mentioned that I recently changed careers, and I'm now a pest control tech. Well, today I had to go take my exams to be certified in Colorado and I passed both in record time with great scores.

Miz's dad: "Thank you. Thank you, grotesque swamp folk, for doing what I should have done twenty years ago."

Pet peeve of movie posters: when the actors names do not match their position on the poster.

Uhhh...

They need Mike Knox! FLYING BIG MAN CROSSBODY!!!

Bryan beats Orton. Hunter shits himself, brings back Heel Sheamus (backstory woo), Bryan eventually beats him, Hunter vs Bryan for the title at Mania. Punk comes out the night after Mania and drops a pipebomb saying that Bryan doesn't sell properly and his mic skills are below par. He uses the term "mark" and of course, "boys in the back".

Only if they take a trip down to Cobb County, Georgia.

Yeah lets wait til he is actually maimed, before we start celebrating.

Dragging the coffin of Big Show's father.

24. I'm here to replace you.

JT is one hot pound on manflesh who looks like a dog wi two tails in that photo. I'm secure in my sexuality to say that he is one hot dude.

I'd trade in Miz for Big E any day of the week.

It looks like Santa's Slay with Goldberg may finally have some competition for "most ridiculous Christmas movie starring a wrestler."

Glad to hear your wife will be OK, Matt. Best wishes.

How Jerry arrived to Raw last night.

TNA is so fucked that the only thing that can save them at this point is Taco Corp. In fact, the pee bib is a far better idea than nearly anything ever crafted by Dixie.

One way or the other, yes. *rimshot*

SNL is like Mad Magazine, in that it is at its peak at whatever time you discover it, and after that cast turns over, it will never be the same to you, and you will always compare "your cast" to the new guys. SNL is a show best watched on DVR... or how a lot of people my age enjoyed it best - as a 1hr show on Comedy Central.

Yeah this is one of those things that still mystifies me about fans and media. They'll take an obvious coaching tactic seriously. You know, like when a coach gives a reason why someone's ice time got caught that is obviously bullshit but meant as a way to hopefully lessen the damage against the player. People will run with it like the coach was being truthful.

I will only make this prediction: The Lakers will NOT make the playoffs.

Seriously, do the people here that hated Punk's kinda shooty segments, really like the "Why do you hate me Vince/Hunter? Is it because I'm short/ I have a beard/I wrestled in bingo halls?" segments that Bryan has had every single fucking week since he started his main event program?

How the hell did Brandon Merriweather get his suspension rolled back? The NFLPA does know their job is (partially) to keep guys from getting hurt right?

Please don't call Tom Hardy, Bane. Please.

Hope all is well, Natural!

They scored at the Bossman estate sell.

I don't know about that. Listen to Barbeau's rant again. The argument she gives as to why Venus can't raise the kid is the same argument Jax has been having with himself about his kids and about his own father for six years. He was essentially shooting his own conscience.

Yeah, I liked it too.

No, trust me, you do not need to watch it. It's the worst Hulk Hogan movie, by a large margin. Think about the ground that covers.

God...I miss those two being on EVERY single commercial break for at least 5 years. Really, I do.

The adaptation of My Fair Lady is just a bit to stuffy for my tastes. The songs are spectacular. I can't wrap my head around the idea that The Lion King's songs stand out, as I think it quite easily has a worse set of songs than Mermaid, Beast, or Aladdin. Except Circle of Life, that one is amazing. But, even the good ones aren't as good as the ones in the other three films. Scar's got a good villain song, but compared to Poor Unfortunate Souls or Gaston? Please.

I hope they put a ball gag on Miz and had the gimp in the background somewhere. Didn't Bob Holly use a dropkick as a finisher at some point?

The Browns are regretting letting Thad Lewis go. There's a sentence you thought you'd never read on the internet.

Where's Steve Corino?

"FEED ME MORE!"

Jerry Stubbs was on the ppv? Jerry Stubbs may be more relevant than the last 10 Mr. Olympia winners

So the Spokane Indians, the local minor league baseball team, had a "Caption This Photo" contest on Facebook. And, yeah, Tabe had to go and win that mutha. Bring on the autographed team ball from 2012!

Do yourself a favor and skip the first 17 minutes of today's Observer Radio. Doesn't matter who you agree with, they literally just yelled and argued the same point over and over and over again. It was very unbearable.

On the subject of female fronted metal bands, I've been listening to Oathbreaker's "Eros/Anteros" pretty much everyday for the last few weeks (along with Touche Amore's "Is Survived By", but I'm emo like that). Just another post-hardcore Belgian outfit with some tinges of black metal influence, floating around with some other stuff, probably. This is one of their more atmospheric tracks.

That could be the announcement that nails the moment, actually.

The worst thing they did to Swagger was trying to make him serious during his title run. He was doing well being goofy with the Swagger Soaring Eagle, Bunkhouse Bunk running around as his dad and having a trophy ceremony. Then all of a sudden he's aping Jericho's act of being in a suit and speaking in monotone.

LETS GO GIANT METEOR CRASH ON THE FIELD. Barring that, I guess come on Boston. Fuck.

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE has been picked up for the full season. So there's some good news. Really enjoyed Dean Winters' guest turn as The Vulture last week. Hope he becomes a recurring character.

The last scene should be Saul shaving his beard to reveal.......Abu Nazir!!!!!!

I suppose so. Those sorts of spots always bugged me, but the general idea of the three way dance always bugged me, too. Far too much "One guy hangs around while other two do something until super cool contrived three way spot." Oh, I HATE three ways, though! Hahaha. We had one last weekend where the guys knew they were the main and wanted to do some big shit, so they came up with a bunch of barely-practiced mega-contrived spots (I seen 'em try some before the show and already got a bad feeling), most of which crashed and burned. Also, for a 3-way to work, you just need sick ass workers who can improvise if need be. It hurts when you see something go wrong and know the guys are struggling to get back on their little script. (It does in general, of course, but 3/4-ways are a recipe for that shit.)

I dont think she believes me...