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You can't always be ruling and mastering the world. That shit is stressful. Sometimes you need to sit back, smoke some weed, and relax.

freezes during his tied up spot and last three matches of the night go on with him stuck in the ropes, hard cam

I love that just when you think this thread can't get any better, someone will post a picture of Finlay on a horse holding a rifle. EDIT: And wearing a track suit!

I don't want to pile on notoriusvig here, but this post sounds amazing if you read it in Santino's voice.

Cain to me is the least impressive champion the UFC has had in quite a while. I know I'm in the minority in this opinion but I think the guy looks like dogshit when he fights. His striking is horrible and he has zero ground game in terms of submissions. What he has going for him is the fact that he constantly moves forward, can get his opponent to the ground and then control their position, and he's a HW. That's it. He's super sloppy and doesn't look any more advanced right now than he did when he first started in the UFC.

NEW WENDY'S LADY COMMERCIAL@!@!!@121@1@!@1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tlxJdVOtOk This is getting tense. We see two things here. We get a sense of what is like to be under her thrall. Living, but not really alive. Surrounded by vibrant color and bizarrely specific items of mirth (a row of hot wheels mixed with tiny potted plants on a computer desk? It makes no sense because this isn't the real world, but a just-convincing-enough simulacrum sustained in a hell dimension). You see how quickly they respond to the noises she makes...Any activity by her and they jerk to attention, craning their necks like deer scattered about an obstacle course somewhere in which a Lioness sleeps lightly. You see the pain and fear in the woman's face as she pumps soap into her coffee mug. Why not? Neither is real. She is simply going through the ritual of her former life. It's the last strand of identity, the last connection to her fading memory of being human. But you also see how hard it is getting for Wendy's lady to maintain control. The flurry of activity that her every move generates...it nourishes her, but the balance of power may tilt. She has drawn so many to her that she will someday no longer be able to control them all. She finds herself increasingly caught off guard, startled even by their attention and agressive fawning. She, too, is becoming oppressed by the pleasure vortex she has created for herself. I sense that something must give soon. We may be about to see the orderliness of this world break down. I fear that in the process we will see her true power... ...and her true face...

Goldberg was and will always be awesome: Goldberg: WCW World Heavyweight Champion *Click Here to Enlarge* Speaking of Goldberg, I got him and Stone Cold Steve Austin to start talking shit to each other today by tweeting out an old cover of Cracked magazine: "WWF vs WCW" - Cracked Magazine #334 [May 1999] *Click Here to Enlarge* Their response? If you told teenage me that I could use the computer fifteen years down the line to talk to my favorite wrestlers, I'd think you were nuts.

Feel bad saying David Flair since I'm pretty sure he's the only one of his family who hasn't OD'd, been a drunken lech or gotten arrested for attacking a cop. Also, he banged Stacy Keibler. Arguably he's turned out the best of the bunch. David Flair: terrible wrestler, winner at life.

Oh, good lordThis southern shaming is disgraceful. Disgraceful, I say disgraceful, suh! Pistols at dawn!

Akeem isn't black either

TNA could cure cancer of the AIDs of the eyeballs, and STILL look like shit doing it.

Their guitars are pretty bad for some reason.

That would be amazing. HHH could win, then when Big Show is in the ring a video would appear on the tron with Triple H going through his house and destroying things and Big Show crying in the ring going "No, not the hydrangea bushes! No, not my coffee maker! C'mon, leave the player piano alone!"

Wow, five pages in and nobody has mentioned this yet: I'll be your huckleberry.

Last year I saw Goldust have a great match with Kid Kash at the Nashville fair grounds. I remember thinking he should still be in WWE main eventing. So I'm really happy for Goldust and happy that Cody is finally on the right track. He is so much better as a face and he was wasted as a heel for too long.

Had a chest X-ray last week that showed a possible nodule on my right lung. Followed up with a CT scan Monday. Got the results yesterday that everything is normal and there is no nodule. Thanks for freaking me out for a week assholes!

We had a very fun chat last night for almost three hours last night. I want to thank KrisZ, DylanWaco and especially GoodHelmet for the awesome conversation. I also want to apologize to a few people who sent in some discussion questions that were briefly touched upon, but were certainly not discussed at length. After the results are posted, I'll repost those questions and the debate can continue on the board. And for the record, I would like to establish myself as firmly pro-midget and pro-woman representation on each set.

Seriously - I don't think there is a single person I like more in wrestling right now than Big E

Oh, good lordThis southern shaming is disgraceful.

"The Divas are calling you fatty fatty fat fat, and Ryback's planning to pull down your pants."

Let the speculation begin Good Ol' JR doesn't even see the swerve coming. This is just gonna lead to another humiliation. Unless they're gonna buy TNA together than they should both see the humiliation coming and that they deserve it.

She ditched him for Tamina. He's been giving Tamina tips over twitter to keep her happy.

I think Low Ki being half black is something Low Ki was unaware of. Just to save you some trouble, Homicide isn't black either.

Woody The Woodpecker? I believe Woodpecker is his surname and not a nickname.

We need to bring back the Dustin match of the day.

Alberto Del Rio is Spanish for Jeff Jarrett.

Plus Kendall had a hit song!

Yeah that's not true hr is a million times more entertaining then Steph and like the most likable McMahon. Far less bangable though...

Bobby as the moral core of SAMCRO has been absent for far too long. Welcome back, Mr. Munson. And welcome back, too, Ms. Venus Van Dam, whose sudden appearance was once again a "holy shit" moment of the best kind.

The biggest problem with this show is that the entire cast is essentially the same person. They all are brunette white people(and one Asian) who either are spastic or stoic. The second biggest issue is that the team seems like the worst possible collection of skill sets for covert ops missions. Why do you need both Fitz and Simmons, other than the fact that you can call them Fitzsimmons? How is it possible for Skye to be some sort of computer genius, but can't figure out the difference between the safety release and the clip release? There is not a person alive who has ever had to be shown this twice. No one without a severe brain injury is that dumb, let alone a person who is smart enough to hack into a crazy eye camera computer that she just found out existed. Why have three members of a tactical, covert, paramilitary team who have absolutely zero ability to defend themselves? The three supposedly smartest members of the team couldn't even start the van. Are these people smart or are they dumb? OK, things that worked...the opening was done really well. The whole premise of the villian being controlled by remote from some sort of super advanced technology is really cool. It also sets up another major villian going forward. I am of the opinion that heroes are only as good as their villians, so the more interesting villians they introduce the better the show will be. So as of right now we have the Project Centipede people, Graviton, Quinn the evil scientist, AIM, possibly Hydra, and the eyeball camera people. Isn't it about time to expand on some of those villians? Did next week's preview show Skye getting caught being a double agent? Seems a little early, it would be sad to see them do away with another character's story this quickly. They already took all the mystery away from May, I hope we get more than a single scene of her playing both ends of the rope before they find out.

Actually, I revise my previous ending. Saul murders Dana and the rest of Brody's family in front of him, then caps Carrie, and then Brody gets committed while the show comes down to super terrorist Saul vs Quinn.

I know Brock has lost against the same old big names (and was all but beat by Punk) but him putting over a new guy would be huge for that person. I always thought it should be Sheamus or Big E but Sheamus doesn't need it really. Big E rules and could easily be the sort of kick ass face that lots of people seem to miss.

Let the speculation begin Uh, since it's spoiler-tagged...that guy Jim Ross is with in the picture going gray makes me feel so, so old. I'm going to die one day. Bleakness. Depression.

Let the speculation begin The resurrection of the Alliance!

Iceland making it to the World Cup would be amazing.

GOLDUST MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Man, that main event ruled. That's now my MOTY. That match had so much awesome. It tied in together every storyline in one beautiful, amazing match. I loved the final sequence after the match ends. Cody and Dustin celebrate after their second epic, dramatic win over the young bucks who ran through everyone else. Big Show continues to regain his dignity. And he does it with Daniel Bryan's "YES!" chant as HHH freaks out in the ring. That's just so amazing. This whole thing started because HHH doesn't want Daniel Bryan as champion. He made The Shield his enforces and tried to make Show his indentured servant. He then tried to humiliate the Rhodes Family. All of that came back to bite in the ass in a major way as his hand-picked mercenaries get defeated. Bryan started all of this. But he's still the one who has to beat the final boss.Everyone always complains about a lack of long-term storytelling from the WWE. That is what they've just given us. It is awesome.And you don't get the reaction of a crowd without having an incredibly structured, brilliant match. So many amazing things. Dustin rules. Cody Rules. The Shield rules. I want to watch them ever week for the rest of my natural life.

I make no apologies for my fondness for this spot.

An obvious one. The Dark Knight not getting a best picture nom.

Just sent mine in this morning. First year without something ridonculously gory, and no disfigured genitalia. After 2-3 years of complaining...I almost missed it.

Adr has always reminded me of the Mexican gangster slash politician that had a kid with Nancy on weeds. He's great

Essentially, we want the Biker back.

It's a giant command centre that also works as a vehicle. Think Command and Conquer. A giant luxury bus, basically. Punk gives a tour of his on his DVD, neglects to point out where Cabana sleeps.

Marty, were you watching one of the Public Domain copies of the film? This review describes the Anchor Bay version released under the title Werewolf Shadow that is uncut. I have an old PD disc of this myself, as I'm a Naschy fan.