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It never stops being "fuck Twilight." Ever.

Mick Foley nearly shoot kills himself at Hell in a Cell and it's "FOLEY IS GOD" Mick Foley uses an alternative method to taxidermy in order to preserve a cherished family pet and it's "FOLEY IS MENTALLY UNSTABLE"

The last Browns quarterback I trusted was a white guy with a jheri curl, who threw side arm and ran like he had been sodomized. My lifetime of football fandom has been pretty depressing.

Some of the guys on the board were threatening physical violence to Condor Security of they showed up, I'm pretty sure even the nerdiest Battlestar Galactica guys didn't try throwing down with the Cylons during any cons or fests.... I can't think of any physical threat of violence I would be worried about less than one from Chikara fans.

Oh, wow! I thought this place died a couple of months ago! Couldn't remember my old credentials, but I would lurk on here and drop off my scans from Drop ToeHold from time to time. On this second go-around, I've got a new name and scans from my new website WCWworldwide:

Playing red dead and doing car noises for my horse

Yes. The depictions are very accurate.

I might initiate a KickStarter campaign to freezedry Mr. McMahon after his passing (Vishnu forfend) so he can be wheeled out for angles when the ratings dip ad perpetuum. I would vote for Fedora wearing crazy era VKM, with a solenoid tape loop Birotron set-up installed so old familiar phrases like "YEER FIIIRED!!", "Git git git!", "Mr. Socko", "a worthy competitor", et al, would emit at random intervals. preserve the grapefruits, RAF

They prob all pale to Flair's return in Greenville on Nitro.

Bulldog vs. Michaels - KOTR '96

The first ever baby born with horrible tattoos.

They shouldn't even let Low Winter Sun come on after that.

Are you fucking kidding me???

Master Ninja Theme Song

JR at the bar today after Weeden interception number one: "It would have been great if we drafted Russell Wilson". After interception number two: "Maybe we should sign Jamarcus Russell". After interception number three: "Maybe we should sign Nipsy Russell".

FUN FACT: JAY CUTLER DID NOT GET SACKED AT ALL.

Why are we assuming Vince hasn't already made plans to have himself frozen (a la Walt Disney)? For that matter, why are we assuming he will eventually die? Vince is both the genetic jackhammer and a big ole carny. I don't see him doing the job for Death (who, after all, has never drawn a dime for the company).

Cam might want to stop targetting Olson

"These damn flags won't get out of my way!"

They're not mutually exclusive though. Throwing himself off a cage also lead to "FOLEY IS MENTALLY UNSTABLE" comments, while preserving the body of a long dead creature could also lead to "FOLEY IS GOD"

Vader vs. Springsteen would fucking rule.

Whilst rummaging thru a box of stuff I came across one of those tiny but thick Japanese rassling annuals (from 1983) and because I love I share... This is a meme in the making. One of you savvy kids make some nice graphics for this, like "[aspect of modern wrestling] MAKES BRODY WEEP". Baba CHOP! Why is no one doing this classy over-the-knee backbreaker/cobra clutch combo? Submissions are coming back, baby, someone assign this to one of the WWE up and comers, por favor. Any info on the history of this move? There can never be enuff SD manga Abby pics in the world for my tastes. Brodydriver. 'Nuff said. I have ephemera I don't even know I own, RAF

Romo is about to do what Romo does.

@iron_shiek Wrestling back in Olympics. Right call. #IOChumbled *paraphrasing

I like how you can always tell how the game is going by the colour of his head.

Last man standing match (better VQ) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXGvGNYtGtQ

This game has been the $5 Wrestling of week 1 in the NFL.

And we have our first Eli reaction Gif!!!!!

#36 has earned himself an ass beating from Steve Smith

So wrong but I approve:

Luchadors do tend to take it easy on what they concern lesser shows as much as anyone. (For the extreme opposite, see Aerostar in that match.) - El Hijo De Wager Very little more than than a parody of his father right now. Passable at best. - Psicosis II Good in trios, very motivated at times in CMLL but wasn't at all at the end of his AAA stint and could easily see him mailing in matches - Mascara Sagrada wildly out of shape and no good for years - maybe decades? I think he might have been the best of these three at one point, but that point was along time ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DubJHg-ZOfg

Joey Cagle & Rocky Sorter? A tag team called The Heartbreakers. One of those '80s tag teams where it was two fat guys with blonde mullets doing evil pretty boy gimmicks. I don't think they were in the wrestling business much longer beyond this. I think they are part of an eight-man tag that is part of the '80s Memphis set.

They tried, but were outed for making up horrendous lies and overrating anyone they possibly could to slam Hunter. It ended in tears with dylanwaco's black soul separated across 7 horcruxes. I thought it ended when you pretended to be a life long Mark Henry fan to get your heat back?

The answer, Mr. Didio, is Archie Comics. P.S. They even allowed him to get married.

CHIKARA should be the last thing on your mind if you are 20 and in college.

I hate the implication made on this page that 1983 Florida wrestling isn't fun and different and entertaining.

Man, that destroyed me.

Just thinking about Umaga/Youmanga and three things come to mind: the awesome Last Man Standing match with John Cena at the 2007 Royal Rumble, the matches with Jeff Hardy and Umaga/Youmanga beating the shit out of people from Jackass on RAW.

Well then there's no excuse. This must be rectified. The bosses are working on trying to resurrect the dead, so I'll offer my services to get the filters working. I'll probably add a few more like burying Daniel Bryan = WAAAAAAAHBURGER AND A SIDE OF CRIES

So if you can just convince your girlfriend you're working, then you're all set!* *I am the bad idea fairy.

The best thing that came out of this show is Steph saying that she was 12 years old in 1999.

It was a typo. They meant 2021. They'll own the Champions of the Galaxy tape library then.

Fun one I came across today in my journey through 2011 and 12, while I try and get caught back up. This is good stuff. Steve Earle - Molly-O