Cobra Commander Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Nia Jax: She's not like most antivaxxers 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 1 hour ago, ka-to said: I just came here from Big Blue Interactive message board (NY Football Giants). There are multiple pizza threads going on there now too. Lookout Landing (Seattle Mariners SB Nation) ran a Best Pizza Topping tournament after the lockout started in which red onion had a Cinderella run. I am neither saying directly or implying that we should have a DVDVR Best Pizza Topping tourney, ah fuck it, yeah I am, at the risk of getting banished to the Shadow Realm. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiztor Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 ok, so my local Pizza Hut was closed for the 2nd consecutive day, so i caved and offered myself to the DVDVR Pizza gods. that's right, i ordered the Little Caesar "Batman Calzony". this is what it looked like (20 mins late i might add): it's not very good. batman shape leaves much to be desired. it didn't come with any marinara sauce, even though it showed it on the website (it's entirely possible that i just looked at it wrong, but i was still disappointed). it wasn't cut all the way through so i had to tear at it. the calzone part was fine. kinda plain. the pizza part was just crazy bland and wasn't great. minimal sauce, mediocre cheese. i feel much worse after eating this. i don't recommend this pizza-like food at all. bonus money shot: 2 5 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 1 hour ago, L_W_P said: Oh man, Vince getting shut down by the feds for hooking people up with fake vax/exemption cards would be the PERFECT ending to a McMahon run WWE. Judging by his behavior with his lieutenants (i.e. Bruce and others) during the steroid trial and other things over the years, Vince is definitely smart enough to know if you're going to do something dirty or anything bordering on illegal, you don't let anyone else know the crucial details. That way, when it does hit the fan, some patsy can take the fall. It's always been like that. If something happens here, Vince won't go down. They will fire the Vice President of Hair Extensions and Spray Tans or some shit and that person will go to jail. Vince is never the fall guy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 not sure what the venn diagram looks like between Steroid Enthusiasts and people who are concerned about sticking needles in their bodies. Vince might have an alibi here. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 the "Vince loved me, it was everybody else that was the problem in the WWE" trope carrying over to a federal investigation would be amazing though 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 8 hours ago, L_W_P said: Oh shit... What if this has all been a reverse double swerve to take out Nick Khan and protect Hunter/Steph? Give Khan all the power. Move Hunter aside. Let Khan run wild in the belief that he's doing it to prep for a sale. Then when the Feds come in, it's 100% plausible to point the finger at him and say "He ran everything. We had no idea" Khan gets taken out. Hunter and Steph get the huge hero comeback to 'save' things. Vince dies knowing that he's always been 2 steps ahead. Guys like Nick Khan always find a way out. If this was Pulp Fiction, he's The Wolf. If ANYONE out of that three specifically has to do a bid, it would be old Paul Levesque because he ain't blood. He's just in the family on a technicality. Steph is either going to be Winnie Mandela and wait for him to get out or find her a new husband. She's well off financially. She will be alright. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 1 hour ago, L_W_P said: Oh man, Vince getting shut down by the feds for hooking people up with fake vax/exemption cards would be the PERFECT ending to a McMahon run WWE. Only needs the shocking twist that it was Zahorian writing the fake cards. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shartnado Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 10 hours ago, Cobra Commander said: anyways.... I just realized after looking at the listings that as a result of their marriage, Brie Bella's legal name is Brianna Danielson. Which is something I never really thought about before. Brian Danielson and Brianna Danielson. Hell, if Brie ever wanted to work outside WWE, she's got her post-WWE name all set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zendragon Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 I want some sleazy indie to book Shane vs Buff Daddy. Hell either of them showing up for a one off as a joker in a battle royale or a TNT challenger would be great. I'd love to see Shane go on an "I'll show you" run in the indeis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 While I'm thinking ahead: Enjoy WWE RAW this Monday, @Johnny Sorrow and enjoy AEW Dynamite on Wednesday, @(BP). Hope both deliver for you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJ Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 7 hours ago, Johnny Sorrow said: Only needs the shocking twist that it was Zahorian writing the fake cards. Dr. Zahorian is such a kick ass villain name. ZAHORIAN!!! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 11 hours ago, Elsalvajeloco said: the Vice President of Hair Extensions and Spray Tans That guy goes to jail and Vince just comes back as Food and Beverage Director. 4 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawful Metal Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 I always though the blockbuster looked like you were giving yourself a superplex. Especially when Buff and Scott Norton were doing the double team off the top rope version. JTG(?) did a running version to a seated opponent that I thought looked cool. Didn't Cena do a running blockbuster to a standing opponent in the Thuganomics days? Called it the Throwback? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 9 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: That guy goes to jail and Vince just comes back as Food and Beverage Director. “Mr. McMahon is a media mogul and the biggest sports entertainment promoter in America! A man who will take you inside the WWE Universe like never before!” Spoiler 4 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLowe Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 13 hours ago, Elsalvajeloco said: Judging by his behavior with his lieutenants (i.e. Bruce and others) during the steroid trial and other things over the years, Vince is definitely smart enough to know if you're going to do something dirty or anything bordering on illegal, you don't let anyone else know the crucial details. That way, when it does hit the fan, some patsy can take the fall. It's always been like that. If something happens here, Vince won't go down. They will fire the Vice President of Hair Extensions and Spray Tans or some shit and that person will go to jail. Vince is never the fall guy. “Shane, my son, my favorite. I’m sorry that I got a little out of hand and fired you. I want you back, in fact I have a VERY IMPORTANT POSITION I need filled immediately that only someone like you can handle” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 12 hours ago, Elsalvajeloco said: Guys like Nick Khan always find a way out. If this was Pulp Fiction, he's The Wolf. If ANYONE out of that three specifically has to do a bid, it would be old Paul Levesque because he ain't blood. He's just in the family on a technicality. Steph is either going to be Winnie Mandela and wait for him to get out or find her a new husband. She's well off financially. She will be alright. This has to be the first time in the history of the world that someone in the McMahon family has been compared to someone in the Mandela family. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseph2112 Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 13 hours ago, L_W_P said: Oh shit... What if this has all been a reverse double swerve to take out Nick Khan and protect Hunter/Steph? Give Khan all the power. Move Hunter aside. Let Khan run wild in the belief that he's doing it to prep for a sale. Then when the Feds come in, it's 100% plausible to point the finger at him and say "He ran everything. We had no idea" Khan gets taken out. Hunter and Steph get the huge hero comeback to 'save' things. Vince dies knowing that he's always been 2 steps ahead. While this is a tremendous idea, these people can't book a coherent storyline from Monday to Monday so I'm going to say this is a no. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Every idea we’ve come up with for post-WWE Shane is more plausible than anyone in an executive position with WWE ever being prosecuted for anything related to company misconduct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
For Great Justice Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 “Here Comes the Money” with Shane and Conrad, sponsored by ChiliSleep 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 15 hours ago, twiztor said: ok, so my local Pizza Hut was closed for the 2nd consecutive day, so i caved and offered myself to the DVDVR Pizza gods. that's right, i ordered the Little Caesar "Batman Calzony". this is what it looked like (20 mins late i might add): it's not very good. batman shape leaves much to be desired. it didn't come with any marinara sauce, even though it showed it on the website (it's entirely possible that i just looked at it wrong, but i was still disappointed). it wasn't cut all the way through so i had to tear at it. the calzone part was fine. kinda plain. the pizza part was just crazy bland and wasn't great. minimal sauce, mediocre cheese. i feel much worse after eating this. i don't recommend this pizza-like food at all. bonus money shot: They're apparently going deep with the Batman motif -- the pizza is actually supposed to look like Bane crushed some dude's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 (edited) Winnie Mandela was running with goons and did some jail time for flouting the pass system along with Nelson, though. Stephanie ain't doing time. Stephanie is more like Oliver Tambo. She'd enter exile and be backchannel leading her part of the company. Edited February 5, 2022 by SirSmellingtonofCascadia 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert S Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 16 hours ago, Cobra Commander said: not sure what the venn diagram looks like between Steroid Enthusiasts and people who are concerned about sticking needles in their bodies. Vince might have an alibi here. I have seen pictures of people at protests with signs like "Let us Breath" while having a cigarette in their mouths, so I don't think logic plays into this. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 16 hours ago, L_W_P said: Oh shit... What if this has all been a reverse double swerve to take out Nick Khan and protect Hunter/Steph? Give Khan all the power. Move Hunter aside. Let Khan run wild in the belief that he's doing it to prep for a sale. Then when the Feds come in, it's 100% plausible to point the finger at him and say "He ran everything. We had no idea" Khan gets taken out. Hunter and Steph get the huge hero comeback to 'save' things. Vince dies knowing that he's always been 2 steps ahead. Honestly, for a second (maybe a bit longer) I thought this "Shane has been let go" was some sort of meta "work the smarks" swerve thingy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 I guess there's multiple options for what Vince, a man who abhors sneezing, thinks about a vaccine that could prevent fatal pneumonia, and possibly could also prevent sneezing. The claims about cigarette smoking or pot smoking and how that interacts with possible Covid is interesting and sorta the opposite of what you'd expect. Like whatever smoking does to your lungs has claimed shotgun and any new dangerous things don't have any room to do work. Back to the origin of this whole conversation... I suspect Nia Jax doesn't really have any special knowledge about what pro athletes are doing (at least not any more than the rest of us) and if there's pro leagues trying to forge vaccine cards, they're a way bigger fish than the WWE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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