ChesterCopperpot Posted November 26, 2013 Posted November 26, 2013 I hate the KD guys http://youtu.be/nDifH4QkUHA
MADCAP Posted November 27, 2013 Posted November 27, 2013 Whoever came up with those K-Mart "giffing out" commercials needs to go headbutt a knife. Just plain creepy....
sydneybrown Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Whoever came up with those K-Mart "giffing out" commercials needs to go headbutt a knife. Just plain creepy.... I'm so torn on it. I simultaneously love it and hate it. It's annoying as fuck but as someone who makes commercials for a living (and did a similar post-production trick once upon a time), it's memorable and gets your attention, and while I'll never go to Kmart because of it, it's still the one Black Friday spot that I'm going to remember this year.
jstout Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 The Ford "'And' Is Better Than 'Or'" commercials - dear God, kill them with fire. I generally agree, but I'm overly fond of the actress in this one. Like her cute face in the frame freeze: It's gone. If I could delete a post, I would.
J.T. Posted December 7, 2013 Posted December 7, 2013 The new Droid commercial featuring Ed Nortion fucking rules. 2
cool arrow Posted December 7, 2013 Posted December 7, 2013 Can someone explain to me how the McDonalds dollar menu starts with an item that costs TWO dollars? That's nothing. 20 McNuggets for $5 is on that menu too.
Jerry Hattrick Posted December 7, 2013 Posted December 7, 2013 This commercial bugs me. Being a God-grandfather, I feel a bit insulted. I'm thinking, if I was Grandpa in that commercial, I'd be wanting to give them another Stuffie instead of the $100.00 I was planning on giving their ungrateful ass for their high school graduation gift. http://youtu.be/NJV4-kFX5cM
piranesi Posted December 7, 2013 Author Posted December 7, 2013 The logo where the stuffies are all tilting their heads back and forth in unison is hypnotic and terrifying. Are you sure there isn't a druid behind this? You know what? I watched it again and I think the Stuffies are right. It is time to surrender from the pain of free will and embrace the luxury of an enlightened order. We can accomplish so much more as individuals when relieved of the burden of too many choices. The Stuffies are benevolent and good and questioning their rules is merely a symptom of sickness and perversity. I must cleanse now. We all must cleanse.
Jerry Hattrick Posted December 8, 2013 Posted December 8, 2013 Maybe, that's why Papa's aren't mentioned in the commercial. The Stuffies know we are immune to their power.
piranesi Posted December 19, 2013 Author Posted December 19, 2013 SAD OLD MEN AND REMAINS OF YOUR SAD PENISES, TELEVISION HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT IS IMPORTANT TO YOU: 80s B-Movie starlet Corinne Bohrer is in a tracfone commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6MbTK1M0xQ She's two-years younger than Geena Davis. She doesn't do archery. And she looks magnificent. 1
Raziel Posted December 19, 2013 Posted December 19, 2013 For whatever reason, I can not get enough of James Earl Jones and Malcom McDowell reciting two 16 year old girl's phone conversation. Its fucking hysterical. http://youtu.be/xRibRj770J8 5
cool arrow Posted December 19, 2013 Posted December 19, 2013 What he said. Makes me laugh every time.
Dewar Posted December 19, 2013 Posted December 19, 2013 I stop fast forwarding the PVR to watch that damn commercial. If Sprint was in Canada, I'd consider switching to them, as long as they provided me with a ringtone of James Earl Jones saying "Totes McGotes".
mco543 Posted December 19, 2013 Posted December 19, 2013 It's one of the best advertising campaigns I've seen in a long time. They're all hilarious.
Brian Kenny Posted December 19, 2013 Posted December 19, 2013 I'm really getting tired of seeing the car commercial with Michael Bolton. 2
Death From Above Posted December 20, 2013 Posted December 20, 2013 For whatever reason, I can not get enough of James Earl Jones and Malcom McDowell reciting two 16 year old girl's phone conversation. Its fucking hysterical. http://youtu.be/xRibRj770J8 The friend request one is my favourite. http://youtu.be/bxw5aprXK4M "Greg has sent you a friend request." "... ... ..." I hope they do more of these.
RandomAct Posted December 20, 2013 Posted December 20, 2013 Before that commercial, the only time I ever heard "Totes McGoats" was in that movie "I Love You Man".
Ace Posted December 20, 2013 Posted December 20, 2013 SAD OLD MEN AND REMAINS OF YOUR SAD PENISES, TELEVISION HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT IS IMPORTANT TO YOU: 80s B-Movie starlet Corinne Bohrer is in a tracfone commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6MbTK1M0xQ She's two-years younger than Geena Davis. She doesn't do archery. And she looks magnificent. You do God's work, Piranesi.
Gonzalez Posted December 20, 2013 Posted December 20, 2013 The desperate Wii U holiday commercials... http://youtu.be/48cshDfmj9Y
Neil Koch Posted December 20, 2013 Posted December 20, 2013 I'm really getting tired of seeing the car commercial with Michael Bolton. I have a particular hatred for those as one of my previous jobs was working in a warehouse in a Meryvn's store. The muzak system went out, so one of the manager got the bright idea of bringing in one of their Christmas CDs and playing it on repeat. Michael Bolton and Celine Dion Christmas songs over and over and over for six weeks straight. Just one of the reasons I wasn't sad when that chain tanked in Minnesota. These desperate Wii U commercials... I don't find those commercials annoying, but they're not even accomplishing their job. People still think the Wii U is a tablet add-on for the Wii.
Dolfan in NYC Posted December 21, 2013 Posted December 21, 2013 http://youtu.be/ImlmVqH_5HM God damn it. How'd it get so fucking dusty in here.
Gonzalez Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 I saw this great one today for the first time, even though it's apparently been around for a few months now...
The Man Known as Dan Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 I saw this great one today for the first time, even though it's apparently been around for a few months now... This is actually a terrible commercial. Specifically because it makes me want to find movies that will make children re-enact mob scenes in movie and not make sure they are just watching the Disney Channel. That girl is amazing though.
Ryan Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 I'm not sure if having them watch the horrible shit they put on Disney is better for them than the actual mobster stuff in the long run. I can't imagine any of the live action stuff being anything but badly scripted, forced laugh track garbage.
cool arrow Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 I'm not going to post it because I'm sure you've all seen it, but I HATE the new Taco Bell spot.
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