Jerry Hattrick Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 How about all these commercials as of late where you can file a lawsuit for just about everything under the sun. I ought to create a thread so we can play a game to come up with the most ridiculous thing to litigate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 7, 2014 Author Share Posted March 7, 2014 How about all these commercials as of late where you can file a lawsuit for just about everything under the sun. I ought to create a thread so we can play a game to come up with the most ridiculous thing to litigate. The game was over before it began: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,618190,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 How about all these commercials as of late where you can file a lawsuit for just about everything under the sun. I ought to create a thread so we can play a game to come up with the most ridiculous thing to litigate. Sueing CM Punk for brech of contract for not showing up at Raw in Chicago as advertised on the Wrestling Observer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 This mess right here. . . Yes, we've evolved to point of faking food aromas through our phones! Yet, millions go to bed every night without. . .food. I want to die, and want everyone to die along with me. We simply don't deserve to breathe. Unless it's a joke. In which case, I just want to club someone with a lead pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 "A lot of people think I'm just some punk kid making pizzas!" NOBODY THINKS THIS. YOU ARE 42 YEARS OLD. YOU LEFT BEHIND BEING A PUNK KID 3 DECADES AGO. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Also: unless one is sporting a mohawk or a Rancid tattoo, do people really refer to latchkey kids as "punks" nowadays, besides grandpas (who probably aren't ordering dominos)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 8, 2014 Author Share Posted March 8, 2014 It is a weird approach to selling pizza. But it's in line with the recent way of advertising mass service industry products to distract us all from how shitty the company itself is by using its employees as human shields. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Knew you were a Pizza Hut guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 8, 2014 Author Share Posted March 8, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 The notion that there's any other styles besides New York and Chicago sickens me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Yeah, fuck Italy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 8, 2014 Author Share Posted March 8, 2014 The notion that there's any other styles besides New York and Chicago sickens me. Gus, don't be the Batista of Pizza. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Am I the only one who finds Audrey Hepburn shilling for Dove chocolate to be off-putting? I've only seen it a couple times but it just seems wrong to me on some level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 She's the latest in a long line of dead celebrities selling things they never agreed to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ape Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 The worst Geico ad is the one where the lizard is in Philadelphia. And we learn about Philadelphia...that they eat cheese steak sandwiches...which...way to stretch for a single thing about a place. And then there is a song that goes: Cheese Steak! Cheese Steak! Everywhere a Cheese Steak! Cheese Steak! Cheese Steak! Everday a Cheese Steak! Cheese Steak! Cheese Steak! Cheese Steak! Shuffle Cheese Steak! Cheese Steak! Cheese Steak! Cheese Steak! I don't even like Philadelphia and I want to fucking kill someone for that. I am from Philly and that commercial makes me want to become a vegan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 These Hotwire commercials have started to annoy me. The concept being," oh I was going to have to one vacation, until I found out i can get five star hotel rooms for cheap!" Because that's what vacations major expense is, fancy hotel rooms, not airfare. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Right now there are two contenders for the "commercial I never want to see again" award: Amy Poehler's unfunny Old Navy spot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySjlNbgDMWE and Chris Parnell's even-less-funny Progressive ad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcpgh11__1E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 I think Parnell has done several of those. If they pay well, more power to him. Voicing Cyril probably doesn't pay astonishingly well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Probably not, although Lucky Yates was on Alton Brown's podcast a few weeks ago and made Archer sound like the greatest gig ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySjlNbgDMWE Well the screen capper knew what they were doing on this one 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 12, 2014 Author Share Posted March 12, 2014 I've been trying to think of what that butt reminds me of. It finally hit me. If you squint a little and think of the two back pocket flaps as eyes, that butt looks like the final form of Jeff Goldblum's face in THE FLY but like a cute web comic version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Sometimes a butt is just a butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 12, 2014 Author Share Posted March 12, 2014 Until it's a mutated fly face looking for revenge and it's larvae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Well then I approve of this mutated fly face looking for revenge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 12, 2014 Author Share Posted March 12, 2014 If you look long enough you realize that he's also wearing an Olivia Newton John "Let's get physical" headband. It's getting weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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