The Great ML Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 It saddens me that Stan and my dad now dress alike with their Payless shoes and jorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Stan looks like a taller version of my neighbor Pepe, who is awesome because he grows just about every vegetable under the sun and gives them to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LP Steve Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 It saddens me that Stan and my dad now dress alike with their Payless shoes and jorts. Why? Your dad is now as cool as Stan Hansen. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 How many lanes are in that place? It looks huge! It would have to be a huge alley. God knows what lane he throws the ball down on any given turn. Even WITH his glasses on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Happy Hockey Time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Hansen looks like an older, modern day version of Lebowski. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Can you imagine every time he gets a strike, he throws up the horns and hoots? I can...and it'd be the greatest thing ever. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Hansen looks like an older, modern day version of Lebowski. Now I want to see Stan Hansen chilling in a bathrobe, drinking White Russians, calling everyone dude. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubbymark Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Hansen looks like an older, modern day version of Lebowski. Now I want to see Stan Hansen chilling in a bathrobe, drinking White Russians, calling everyone dude. This could only be made better if he gave Walter (John Goodman) a lariat after going on one of his "Vietnam" rants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 "BRODY, YOU FUCK, WE GOTTA GO TO JAPAN, MAN! COME PICK ME UP OR I'M OFF THE FUCKING TAG TEAM!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Who's the guy behind Gary with the groovy muttonchops? Is that a terribly young Bob Orton? Definitely Baby Orton. Dusty Rhodes used to do promos about how he was going to powder his little behind and slap a diaper on him. That was just a sex thing though. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 I could see Stan more as the Narrator, but if you insist as him as the Dude, I'm imagining it like those weirdo All Japan videos for Kids. Stan as the Dude, Rusher Kimura in drag as Maude... as the rest of the roster sings "Just Dropped In" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 After seeing that Hansen pic, I'm wondering what a 70-year old Frank Goodish would be like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 It saddens me that Stan and my dad now dress alike with their Payless shoes and jorts. He's Stan Hansen, he can wear whatever the fuck he wants and doesn't have to prove shit to anybody. That attitude says more about you than him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 It's true. Stan could wear a turtleneck, Bermuda shorts, black socks, and sandals and still be cooler than anyone on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 I feel like that is both 1) true, and 2) not saying nearly as much as one might think. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 I don't think Stan ever cared about being cool. He just beats people up, and gets paid for it. He will call you out for having a teeny wanger though, so maybe don't use the urinal beside him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Happy Hockey Time! I feel like Bret could come back and work a John Waters authority figure gimmick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 I can't even imagine what a straight John Waters would be like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 I can't even imagine what a straight John Waters would be like. 58 year old Bret Hart with a mustache. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Always a fan of Paul Heyman and Madusa. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Always a fan of Paul Heyman and Madusa. Good to see she forgave him for 1992. EDIT: OK, what am I doing wrong with the Youtubing? Where'd the shiny clips go? How is babby formed? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rzombie1988 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Bowling with Stan Hansen must be amazing for all sorts of reasons. Stan doesn't even need a ball! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Former Southeastern heavyweight champion Sterling Golden. Whatever happened to that guy? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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