ChesterCopperpot Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 See, more like that plz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Men In Black 4 is being made. No Will Smith. Reboot to be the first of a trilogy. No word on if that tie-in with 23 Jump Street (yuck) is still in the card. I hate everything. But then how can it be "clean" and "rad," or whatever goddamn foolish shit came from Jonah Hill's mouth between the fistfuls of cake? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Hugh Glass, the dude upon who The Revenant is based is maybe the baddest dude of all-time:Glass set his own leg, wrapped himself in the bear hide his companions had placed over him as a shroud, and began crawling. To prevent gangrene, Glass laid his wounded back on a rotting log and let maggots eat the dead flesh. Uh...yeah. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Control Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 The idea that adapting a book to make a film is somehow more artistically valuable than doing another shameless remake/reboot/reimagining/sequel to a film is laughable. Really, what's the difference between adapting a book and continuing a franchise? Both come from the same cynical place: Hollywood execs looking for a surefire hit by adapting a property that already has an existing fanbase. Why build an audience when you can buy one? There is no difference between making another Men and Black, another Nicholas Sparks adaptation, Avengers 4, or Perfect Strangers: The Motion Picture. It all comes from the same unimaginative, risk-averse strategy. People lined up for Star Wars Episode I and The Hunger Games equally. Suck it, John Huston. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Depending on who they get to star, I can get behind MIB 4, then again I don't like Will Smith that much, and I like him even less as the years go on. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Perfect Strangers: The Motion Picture. Deep Purple song titles that would totally work as movie titles: Stormbringer. Strange Kind of Woman. Speed King. Highway Star. Woman from Tokyo. When a Blind Man Cries. Deep Purple song titles that probably wouldn't work as movie titles: Ted the Mechanic. Black Night.Any Fule Kno That. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Black Night would totally work. The Mule as a drug pic. Might Just Take Your Life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.K.o.S. Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Deep Purple song titles that probably wouldn't work as movie titles: Ted the Mechanic A movie where Charles Bronson hunts down Ian Poulter over social media. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I'm reading this book about "regrettable superheroes," and all those Deep Purple songs would make a whole regrettable team. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Child in Time sounds like a Julie Delpy movie directed by Richard Linklater that wins all the Independent Spirit awards only to get shafted at the Oscars. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Tracklisting for Deep Purple's '93 not-a-comeback album: The Battle Rages On, Lick It Up, Anya, Time to Kill, Ramshackle Man, A Twist in the Tale, Nasty Piece of Work, Solitaire, One Man's Meat. Almost all of those would be worth seeing. How has Jason Statham not made a movie called Nasty Piece of Work yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Shit, Living Wreck is RIGHT THERE and NOBODY has made a movie named that, no matter how bad or generic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Perfect Strangers: The Motion Picture. Deep Purple song titles that would totally work as movie titles: Stormbringer. Strange Kind of Woman. Speed King. Highway Star. Woman from Tokyo. When a Blind Man Cries. Deep Purple song titles that probably wouldn't work as movie titles: Ted the Mechanic. Black Night.Any Fule Kno That. A Rosemary's Baby mockumentary: Why Didn't Rosemary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Burn would work either as a Pyromaniac vs Firefighters action/horror movie, or as a stoner comedy about two guys who constantly mock and deride each other. Or as both, as a Pyromaniac sets traps to kill Firefighters as revenge for all the Yo'Momma jokes they used to tell him. Speed King. Speed King 2: Highway Star Speed King 3: Space Truckin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Speed King? That could easily be a Japanese manga adaptation and vehicle for a J-pop star. Then, Hollywood remakes it way past its expiration date and picks the whitest actors possible to be the leads. So Ansel Elgort and one of the Mara sisters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcosLoura Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 You guys are wack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 You won't be saying that when Speed King 3 comes out, and the franchise clearly should've been rebooted after Speed King 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtVanderlay Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Me too. I never understood why Salvation was so hated on. I'm completely guilty in falling for a lot of their trappings, like I'm very excited for next year's Jungle Book, but I'd really like to see them put resources into movies where the audience has to think even just a li'l bit. Salvation was a perfectly fine "post-apocalyptic action film" for the first hour and a half, and then Sam Worthington steps on that land mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I also like watching Salvation to see Worthington struggle, and ultimately fail, to hide his accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Apparently they will be making 4 new Transformers movies over the next ten years. . . .Yeah(note the sarcasm) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 With that many movies, statistically they should make a good one by accident. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hanger Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 If the proposed animated one set entirely on Cybertron actually happens, I'll go see it. Otherwise it's just four more opportunities to make my soul bleed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 So then this question must be raised. Who is directing them? ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Werner Herzog. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts