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and then WHY STOP THERE? Have Kane in a mechanised mask wrestle someone in space

Holy shit, they could do something when Glen retires where he's backstage talking to Rowan and he convinces him to try on the mask as a joke, only for it to fuse to his face Haunted Mask style. "Well, buddy that's your cross to bear now. I've got mayor stuff to do. Good luck getting set on fire every couple of years."

216 is also considered a mark of the beast because it's 6 cubed. "Dan Brown's Robert Langdon returns in Parts Unknown!"

By "both of the Ultimate Warriors," you of course mean the original and Kerry Von Erich.

Why stop there? Go full on Jason Goes to Hell and reveal that Kane was a weird slug monster all along and just happens to inhabit whatever body is most convenient at the time.

A friend of mine actually got killed by Jason...in Jason X. Her head was frozen, then smashed.

John Halpert

Can't wait for Shibata to see a guy drink fucking Mountain Dew at training.

Hot Take: Always Sunny references should be the new Seinfeld references

We understand you were under pressure. (I hate you all. So much.)

Same here. When you can show a whole Friday the 13th movie on TV uncut, it fucks up at being a Friday the 13th movie pretty badly (I know it's the MPAA's fault, but still....). It's like the safe-ass corporate MTV Jason. Basically, I tell people to stop after part 4 for both Freddy and Jason unless I know they're cool then I tell them to go with Part 5 for Friday the 13th because while I think that movie is the shit, it's not for everyone. But man, I have some stuff to show you if you think Friday the 13th is the lowest of the 80's exploitation franchises. Like my whole Full Moon streaming account.

He talks about the head tilt on the pod with Jericho last week.

I love how this thread turns into a F13 discussion. I know that Manhattan and Hell are hot garbage, but so are a lot of angles Kane was in. He's a cool cast like namessake Kane Hodder, but he was put through so much bs. It would fit very well to transfer the curse in a way it was done in a shit-movie. P.S.: Jason lives is fantastic.

This is a pretty good balloon of that one guy that works at Walmart in the video game section

I'm pretty conflicted on the Swann thing. Like so many others before him, especially in wrestling, it's the whole idea separating the art from the artist. I don't think one bad decision should derail his whole career, but by the same token, he (apparently? Allegedly?) fucked up pretty bad and really, really, really has to get those issues sorted. Hopefully he takes the time to do so during his "retirement" (come on, it's wrestling) and someday returns with a clear head and a better life. First and foremost, I hope his wife can forgive him and that he fixes himself and they can move on happily without further incident, but I'm speaking strictly wrestling wise: Even if he somehow redeems himself in the eyes of promotors and the public, I just feel like it might be difficult for fans to accept him as this smiling, dancing character after the arrest. Im not saying it can't be done-- everyone deserves a second chance-- but it's just too soon. Hopefully that guy gets his shit together because his real life backstory really touched me (not that it's any excuse for what took place, just to be clear).

Huh, the headline for the Raw thread references Billy Joel, then Billy Joel gets mentioned on Smackdown. Synchronicity!

I was going to suggest New Kane beating a couple of 205 guys trapped inside a sleeping bag against a tree like in Jason X, but I feel like that's infringing on something Braun should do.

Both reigns add up to 432. The next logical number in that sequence is 1, thus proving once and for all there was only ever one Ultimate Warrior

Mark Briscoe didn't have any personality? What the actual fuck?

Know what it also draws: money. And if it does that who gives a shit if he gets cheered?

Dream WAR trio was the tournament we should've done this month. Lawler/Tenryu/Big Show is mine. I call them the King of Punch.

It has been awhile since the last jail house match.

At least they just kicked him upstairs. Have been in a forgiving mood towards them since Father of the Year sold them, if they had outright fired my all time hockey hero that would've been enough to get them back on my shit list. BTW @Dewar and @elizium I get to see your J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets tonight in Newark in front of like 8,000 other people (and they comped the shit out of the game as well). Hey I just saw a group of Jets fans walk by!!!

I hate Jason Lives so fucking much. Stupid unfunny comedy and attempting to turn the table on the audience of the lowest of the 80's exploitation franchises. Fuck that movie forever. 2 and 4 are the best in the franchise.

hey this scene always stuck with me from Jason takes Manhattan.

Jason isn't even in Jason Goes to Hell for more than 5 minutes. Fuck that shit. When he's in it he looks like he's made out of a sack of shit with a mask embedded into it. It did all the same stuff everyone hated Manhattan for - IE apparently being made by people who never even watched the other movies, adding dumb shit to the lore, etc, but at least you got to see Jason kill some motherfuckers in JTM. Don't get me wrong, I think Jason Takes Manhattan is complete garbage (and Jason looked like a fucking pumpkin when his mask came off) and totally hate that fucking movie,but if waiting ten years to do another one and almost not even releasing it is your idea of breathing new life into a franchise, I don't know what to say. Loved Freddy vs Jason though. Sucks they couldn't successfully follow it up.

Seriously though, fuck that fucking movie

It's funny, when I got a "reacted" notice, I forgot I even wrote this. Then I realized, "Oh, this is for a recent episode." Then I noticed that I wrote this post in January. Oh, TNA ... you're the TNAest!!!

WHY STOP THERE? Doug Gilbert still wrestles, doesn't he? Kane II vs Nightmare Freddy.

And plays the cello and is a vintner.

RUSEV STOLE MY MOVE.

I wonder if Rusev stops short in the car with Lana.

That needs to be his Wrestlemania entrance.

No personality? Bearded of course.

LOL "I can't blade tonight, guys, I have a prior engagement at Chuck E Cheese." I was imagining they were working a six man and Lawler was like, "you guys go on ahead, I'll be right there" and then started chatting up some 12 year old girls in the crowd, leaving Dusty and Magnum to get their asses handed to them, 3 on 2. Jerry was sorry his pals got destroyed, but somebody should have warned them that grade schools let out early that day.

#Arsenal

I kinda want to see Ellsworth vs. Josephus after watching that video.

Yes, Chikara is still alive. The Briscoes doing an Island of Dr. Moreau gimmick would be amazing. However, it has to be based on the Marlon Brando/Val Kilmer trainwreck version.

You really think so? I’ve enjoyed their shows in the last month

Lucha Libre ain't got nuthin on the French when it comes to ridiculously contrived spots

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