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That Jimmy Snuka drink sounds killer.

Dan Devine offered to make me the starting quarterback at Notre Dame, brother. I got sidetracked on my way to South Bend helping a lady get her cat out of a tree, brother. The job went to some guy named Joe Montana instead, dude. And that's how I founded the band Journey, brother.

The Warrior drink sounds like it would make you spontaneously run laps around the bar, leaving you gassed 30 seconds after consumption. Better pair with a Randy Savage to carry you the rest of the night.

"Smoked ice cube?" Artisinal cocktail hipster bullshit. Four parts orange juice, one part Halcion. Warning, may experience pain in rectal area the next day.

Watching 15 minute vids of R Truth in pursuit of bone-in chicken wings or Becky with a can opener >>>>> Raw 2016.

Stark contrast from watching dr death and hawk backstage coked out of their minds.

The interview posted a few replies above is an interesting insight into the fantasy world of Jose Aldo: "I never turn down fights; I fight when I'm told to" ... "What about that time you turned down XYZ fight" ... "Oh, that was my coach, not me, so that doesn't count" ...

After seeing something on Facebook where a bar in NYC was selling a 40 of Colt .45 in a paper bag for $10, someone should just do a Harley Race or Dick Murdoch Special where you spend $35 for a case of Stroh's and they bring it to the table with a road sign to throw the empties at.

Awesome! And here I was expecting some kind of highlight/clip show. This show has the DIY vs. Tajiri/Tozawa match btw. According to PWInsider the week after that will be the Melbourne show, also a 2-hour special, and the week after that, they'll show the DIY/Revival math from the last set of tapings, which is the only match from those tapings that hasn't aired yet.

Only the Macho looks really appealing to me, and I'm a drunk. Fancy-schmancy bushwah... plus, they lose points for the Flair not being some super-expensive version of a Kamikaze.

Someone send help ASAP!

You use it to murder your enemies and steal their shoes while they see their family appear in a crystal ball (sold separately, bluetooth connection) until a little fucking dog ruins the whole damn thing. It's fun once but after that you'll never use it again.

Got a wrestler that did something really horrible and you don't want it leaked out? Just punish them by making them work with Big Daddy A! It's the combined injury powers of Ahmed AND Mabel so you don't have to lift a finger in some nasty, business-exposing social media way. They'll just be out for six months and you can tell them to cut the shit or else. Note that even though that's the "softer" side of Harley, he's still got a shiner haha

Sorry dots. The beach is ours.

Odd. In D&D, the Dark Elves (Drow) are villains but in this game, the Dark Elves (Dunmer) are pretty decent and the High Elves (Aldmer) are the assholes of the planet. I cannot stand the Thalmor and this is what makes the Saadia vs. Kematu quest harder to deal with. If Saadia is lying, I just helped an Aldmeri Dominion supporter and Redguard traitor evade capture. I tend to side with Saadia for meta reasons because I need the fight to boost my skills and Scimitar damage is fucking awesome, but the number of Alik'r that are with Kematu tends to strengthen his argument that he is there to bring Saadia in alive and that she is a fugitive.. If assassination was the goal, it could be done with one or two operatives and part of my clandestine strategy definitely would not be wandering around a foreign city dressed in native Hammerfall garb and announcing to the world that I am an Alik'r. Kematu's choice for a hiding place, unsavory though it may be, also makes sense if you believe his version of the story given that even the most amicable Nord is still a closet xenophobe and would really be suspicious of armed Redguards traveling in large groups, so it's not like they'd be able to travel en masse without announcing their presence to the person they're trying to capture..

Doctor Who 2010 Christmas Special - "A Christmas Carol" Seinfeld - The Strike (A Festivus for the rest of us! And now, the tests of strength..)

Good think they don't sell a "British Bulldog".

That whatever-the-fuck flip gif made me realise I would be the most uncooperative indie wrestler in history. I mean I would take a Honky Tonk Man amount of simple back bumps and that's it, try any bullshit and I'd grab a headlock

I really needed a break from all the Freemode K/D nurses and RPG slingers and marksman rifle cowboys. It's been relaxing just stealing/selling cars and brewing up a little coke on the side (except when I drive the mail truck into a river while sliding on a snowy road) in empty or crew-only rooms. I'm gonna be sad when they patch that solo public session glitch for the XBox. How bad am I compensating if I say I really want that Nero car?

When he wrote "cowards die many deaths," Shakespeare PROBABLY wasn't talking about all the p*****s who drop explosives the second they get a scratch, but he might as well have.

Tonight Antenna TV showed the Carson show from December 20, 1991, a year that seems so much closer to us than 1982, but you might be surprised at how many of these references, like just yesterday to those among you who are old enough to have had to have any kind of camera shoved up your ass, are like something out of the 1920s to anyone not old enough that the first thing they grab every morning is their knee. So, for the benefit of those reading this who are young enough that they don't time out their day by the color pill that is keeping them alive for the next few hours, I give you YOUR NIGHTLY HISTORY-LESSON-VIA-CARSON-MONOLOGUE Tonight we got: - A reference to high winds. December 20, 1991 saw winds in Southern California over 70 mph making national headlines: From the L.A. Times A joke about the winds allowing "Pan Am to fly again" Pan American World Airways ceased operations on December 4, 1991. Some analysts at the time blamed high gas prices following The first Gulf War along with a sharp decline in trans-atlantic tourism that year for driving the company to sell of many of its routes in 1990-91 and leading to a cascade of misfortune. Others blamed internal mismanagement and a lack of government protection for an industry that was generally suffering in the late 80s and early 90s. In 2011-12, in typical old network fashion, ABC tried to jump into the MADMEN hippness by creating its own 1960s mod-chic tribute that centered on the airline in its heyday. - A reference to The Clapper. You know this. But in case you forgot or are young enough that you've never uttered the phrase "cordless phone," or "We're out of Metamucil again!"...This commercial debuted in 1986 and by 1991 had become something of a Christmas tradition as cheap gadget company Joseph Enterprises hoped millions of hip smug assholes would buy them ironically for their hip smug asshole friends. There were numerous versions of Clapper commercials but they always ended with the same old lady spazzing out and then sinking into blissful sleep in her modern AI utopia next to her 13 inch black and white rabbit ears t.v. that was undoubtedly showing an episode of THE ROCKFORD FILES mere moments earlier. - the following punchline: "Reagan did pretty good too after leaving G.E." A double reference to Carson's retirement and Reagan's infamous firing. This was Carson's final season hosting the Tonight Show before his famous retirement that led to the backstage feud between Leno and Letterman over who would succeed him. Thus he was leaving G.E. the parent company of NBC and leaving us with Leno. Meanwhile, from 1954 to 1962 Ronald Reagan had been the host of GENERAL ELECTRIC THEATER, an anthology drama series. It was an important little historical zigzag because Reagan somehow became part owner of the show as part of his contract and much of his wealth and "I trust that fella' dagnab it!" fame that somehow caused everyone's grandpa to vote for this guy came from this gig rather than from his lukewarm movie career. In 1962 Reagan publicly criticized the Tennessee Valley Authority, a highly popular symbol of the New Deal. G.E. fired Reagan and he subsequently used the public debate to enhance his position as a newly minted conservative, continuing to attack the TVA in speeches on behalf of Barry Goldwater's disastrous 1964 presidential run. Two years later Reagan would successfully run for governor of California, defeating the father of current California governor Jerry Brown. Star Search. I know you know what this is but someday soon a generation will not know the absurd beauty of Ed McMahon's syndicated pre-American Idol weekly talent show. A lot of people who are young enough that they don't search their body for "weird new moles" at least twice a year will also not know how many famous people got their start competing on it. Dave Chapell, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Beyone, Alliyah, Martin Lawrence, the Backstreet Boys, Usher, Jessica Simpson, Leeann Rimes, Alannis Morisette, Sharon Stone (in the infamous "spokesmodel" division), Dana Gould, Jackie Martling, and probably a shit ton more. It was an amazing thing to see every Saturday evening. A nice comedown from the overwhelming hormonal stimulation of SOLID GOLD and the Solid Gold dancers... Puberty, Piranesi. Piranesi, puberty. Annyway...It was close to the absolute height of late 80s cheese, particularly the aforementioned "spokesmodel division". - A pretty tasteless joke about eggnog at a Christmas party leading to a "nationally televised trial". Most certainly a reference to the trial of William Kennedy Smith for rape in 1991. On March 29, 1991 Smith, nephew of J.F.K, met a woman at a bar. He took her to the beach where, she claimed, he raped her. Three other women came out in the press accusing Smith of having assaulted them at his home. His trial was one of the first to be nationally televised. He was acquitted of all charges on December 12, 1991. Certainly a face you can trust and not a smug rich douche, right? - A reference to Charles Keating, Certainly a face you can trust and not a smug rich douche, right? a financier and director of Lincoln Savings and Loan. It's failure in 1989 stemmed from an investigation into Keating and Michael Milken having sold worthless junk bonds to tens of thousands of investors while simultaneously betting on the bond market to collapse. In the process of the investigation he used his influence, and possibly bags full of filthy fucking money, to convince five senators, who would forever become known as "the Keating Five" to use their office to help him avoid regulations or end aspects of the investigation. In December, 1991, Keating was convicted of fraud and sentenced to 10 years in prison. After serving four years his conviction was overturned. A new trial was ordered and in 1999 he pled guilty in exchange for a sentence of "time served." The U.S. government was eventually on the hook for $3.4 billion to cover the losses after they seized the company. It was supposedly a wakeup call that would lead to stronger regulation of shady investment and asset bundling practices. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

A friend of mine is drinking tonight at Freshcraft, a bar in Denver. Here's their Cocktails of the Week menu.

Do I have this right? The IronMan Metalweight Linear of the SD Women's Title is Lynch, Bliss, Lynchadora, Tin Opener.

God I adore Becky Lynch.

Looks like Dana White there on the left is bulking up too.

And then Andre the Giant died during half time.

Based on booking of sombra and dorada, i dont think anyone there grasps the idea of "good lucha things."

Seconds later she altered the hold and turned that minus into a plus.

Death's Door gin for Jake? That's not nice.

Ha ha ha. Suck it, Scott Keith.

A friend and I drove the new Ruiner (KITT car) up to the top of Chiliad. Backed into the observation tower, floored it, hit the springboard and parachuted all of the way to LSIA. It was epic.

Remembering an in-ring legend with some of my favorite gifs I've ever poorly made.

"A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..." (That's not to discredit your argument, just pointing out an egregious breach of Star Wars nerd-dom)

I'm not sure I would say TFA invalidates the original trilogy. It's just that history repeats itself over and over again. You conquer one bad and another pops up. They saved humanity and now the next generation will have to learn from that and do the same.

How long before the Cowboys turn on Sting?

It was just the lyrics to Snowblind

Are the Star Wars movies suddenly 24 and operating in real time?

Jericho's big wins over Austin and Rock in the same night to unify the WWF and WCW titles was in December at Vengeance 2001, which he still references today.

It's very much a movie that I could have never realized I wanted but boy am I glad I have it.

The Rick Rude gif right below that makes it even funnier.

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