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Lawler has always had issues with the Harts, the feud will never end

Thank you and good night.

"EXPELIQUADUS!"

"That is the equivalent of needing a babysitter and hiring a dingo"

James Harrison: @nflcommish ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun huh?

Still less heavily armed than the Ferguson police department.

"EXPELIQUADUS!" Abra quadabra was right there.

Three weeks ago I joined the Dad ranks. Meet Simon Lucas

And then, the second match...

I always laugh when WWE proudly trot out Vince's nonsensical "I'm in the entertainment business" zinger to Turner phoning him what presumably gets left out of this account is Turner going silent for a couple of seconds, momentarily considering several different lines of response and then just heaving a heavy sigh and hanging up

"I send them stupid worked shoots, the worst that I can write (bro bro bro)" It is just wrestling, we really should just relax

The Javier Cruz hair vs hair match:

Definitely remember that too. Hair messed up, makeup smeared, that type of thing. Well, Sherri was a tough chick. I'm sure Harlem Heat would need to double team her if they thought they stood a chance of beating her in a fight.

"Steve, is that HGH?" "DID I DO THAT!?"

Kevin Nash was in a movie with Emilio Estevez. I couldn't find photos but here are two other random Nash photos...

In a way that I'm certain was unintentional, Hogan was a very legitimate representation of America. Run around thumping your chest about your ideals and how you're here to do the right thing, but in the end, integrity is optional if the ends justify the means. Kinda brilliant except that it wasn't intentional. I think. Maybe it was. Maybe VKM really is the genius he's rated to be....

Some Tojo & Hickerson:

Source?

Actual news item from today's Observer update:

Q: Are we not Wrestling? A: We are Entertainment!

You don't have anyone on your timeline that loves MoS. You'd be tweeting them constantly if they brought it up.

She accidentally started getting over. Obviously, pulling her off tv and never mentioning her again was the only rational response.

I've got a lot riding on KENTA's debut. He better kick some fucking ass.

HOW WOULD I KNOW?! What's with the third degree!? I've not seen Alicia sin............................ahem. Carry on.

THIS.

I love Bob Backlund as much as the next guy, but man you're next to Harley Race. Try not to be so "gee golly". Superstar Graham didn't call him "Howdy Doody" because he had wooden balls.

Nash is totally no-selling the vanilla midget.

George Young, this is for you:

epwar, your hair is going to start falling out from wearing that tin foil hat all the time.

hi Yeah. There's really no way you can put McCutchen at the top of the MVP picture with all the time he has missed. Still, there are flaws with everyone so....God knows what will happen. And remember, these are writers we are talking about and....if I smack myself in the face and think like them, I COULD see the writers being all - "Kershaw is a pitcher! Pitcher's don't win the MVP! Fuck them! They have the Cy! Oh and he missed 3 weeks with injury! Who's next? Stanton? If Marlins don't make the playoffs, we can't vote for someone who doesn't make the playoffs! Fuck Stanton? Who's next? Umm...Lucroy? Oh fuck him sideways! The Brewers collapsed! Who else ya go? Posey is nice and white! Posey! Fuck yeah!!!" Well, if the Giants manage to come back and win the division, it'll probably have a lot to do with how Posey's been hitting the shit out of the ball for the last month or so... Floating then building a Jeteresque "he put the team on his back because he just knows how to win and he's been there before!" narrative (complete with invocation of INTANGIBLES~!) would not be unexpected at all. Assuming they can't reach consensus on which Cardinal they're supposed to apply this same principle to, of course. Basically nobody knows/agrees on whether MVP means "Player Of The Year" or "Biggest Contribution To A Successful Team" and the writers seem to just bounce back and forth between the two based on who they already feel like voting for anyway and thus which rationale needs to be applied to justify it.

As someone who drafted Josh Gordon late in multiple keeper leagues...

"Someday I hope to have a second facial expression" Don Pardo, tell 'em what they won... "You just won a genuine 8-ball jacket... and if you don't like that, you can get the ballsac!"

i love you too!

Joanne Calderwood: Adorable accent and cadence or most adorable accent and cadence?

Spoiler'd for size.

I was there, but didn't get the package. We were stupid hammered on the beach all day, though. My buddy took his hat off when Flair came out and cried a little bit. This was a guy whose dad once ran in the ring and attacked Paul Orndorff at a Mid South show in Shreveport, though, so I expected no less.

Frankly I'm surprised those organizations haven't told the NFL where to go yet. . . Komen isn't really an organization that has any room to throw stones at anyone...

Was the Davey Richards mention necessary? Okay. Too much text. Not enough gif.

I'd given up on WCW by then, so I'm unclear how the Perfect Event (ugh) and O'Haire & Jindrak ended up switching partners. Also, am I the only one who thought O'Haire looked like Evil Mirror Universe Brendan Fraser?

Death Valley Driver Vince Russo.

Just in case anyone was wondering, I'm Beastboy691[PSN won't let me change my username, and I was like, 15, at the time I made it-__-]. I'm also DMN's brother he was talking about. I really prefer co-op, but pvp can be fun if you're on with friends.

I do not remember this but it's incredible. Edge's 'Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh' as he turns around.

Got on with Havoc last night. We id some Patrol missions to get that Bounty, then went to the Moon, and he was really happy when he discovered you could ride a Pike (the enemy version of a Sparrow. It has guns. I don't know how to fire the guns. Havoc does). Role reversal from GTA - I was keeping back and getting Headshots with the Scout Rifle, he was charging in and hitting melee kills with the knife. Usually he's pure Sniper, and I'm the Run n Gun. When you have a friend playing Destiny, and they're on the moon, it says Destiny - Earth's Moon. So can we potentially go to other Moons later on?

Brock vs. Henry Brock vs. Wyatt Brock vs. Sheamus Brock vs. Dolph Brock vs. Orton Brock vs. Cesaro Brock vs. Ambrose Any of those would excite me. Brock vs. Big Show??? Fuck youuuuuuuuuuu

Looks like Time Magazine agrees that Phil's article rules! Time.com's best ideas of the day

The man is death walking. I used to be sold on the guy and now I am completely sold.