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I don't recall Tazz beating Angle, I do seem to remember him using an illegal chokehold that night though

It's because Heyman protected him really well and he had cool music. Even if you get dumped upon later on, there's a mythos that never goes away from having a really good run.

"It's fusilli Daniel..."

Naw dog naw All I'm saying is if you could do flips you'd be doing them all the time too I'd be doing 450 spike taking out the garbage and dishwashing con giro And you'd never want to use my bathroom, that's for sure

... And to end on a funny note:

We need a membership screening process

I keep picturing Louis C.K. getting beat up when I watch those Nasty Neds gifs.

Ok, so we shouldn't hold him to any kind of standards what-so-ever? We should just accept everything he writes and he's credibility is immune from any kind of questioning? Its crazy how this guy has the entire internet wrapped around his finger.

"Sense" isn't the word I'd use for anything the Bucks do.

I miss my WCW.

Eric Bischoff has since renounced HLA in favor of HLT: Happy Little Trees.

Eric Bischoff sitting in the RF Video hot seat. It's a sad day indeed. Sad thing is that he probably had to wait in the room until after the Johnny Kashmere shoot was taped to start

Well, not always. There's "aluminum".

I don't think Bret can play on ST thou

Screw you guys, we are going to talk about this thing! First ever basketball World Cup!!!!! This happened today: And this:

1980's Lea Thompson FTW

Suzuki and Shamrock and Shamrock and Sano are both classics Wayne Shamrock vs. Naoki Sano (5/19/91) (26:40) PAS: I was pretty much in shock during this match, I couldn't believe what I was watching. I have never particularly cared for a thing Ken Shamrock has ever done, so I expected nothing out of this match, and it turned out to be as good as anything on the 80's Other Japan set. So much to love about this match, as they pretty much went back and forth from spectacular mat exchanges into awesome slugfest strike exchanges, great takedowns, into more spectacular mat exchanges.__The pacing of this was great, I especially loved how they paced their mat highspots. One guy would get in position and struggle a bit, and their would be a lull, and then super fast move into a choke or a kneebar. The crowd would pop huge for all of the mat spots, and it was the pacing of them which would really do it. Then after the mat near falls they would stand and just lay into each other with big shots, Shamrock's strikes looked way better here then in the previous match, and Sano was drilling him too. This was before Sano went to UWFI so I would guess this was his first shootstyle match ever, and he was a master of it. This was Sano's match, and while Shamrock was game, you could tell Sano was leading him. I also loved how Sano mixed in pro moves, as I actually bought an STF as a shoot submission, and a DDT as a shoot throw. I have never heard anyone even mention this match before and it is a total hidden classic. Wayne Shamrock vs. Masakatsu Funaki (8/23/91) (24:29) PAS: So I am going to go on record. Ken Shamrock used to rule at the pro-wrestling. I imagine if he ended up going to New Japan instead of WWF he would have had some great matches and we would all be Shamrock fans. This wasn't as good as the transcendent Shamrock v. Sano match, but it was pretty great. Both guys were clearly great athletes, and work a really fast style. I get the same vibe from this as I got from the Takada v. Yamazaki series although I like this match up more. Not a ton of selling, alot of moves, ext. Still for workrate shootstyle this was great workrate shootstyle. Great ending, with Shamrock and Funaki exchanging really fast strikes, Funaki goes for a German, ends up eating some nasty back elbows and Shamrock does a standing switch and crushes him with a dragon suplex for the KO. I was worried this was going to another 30 minute draw, and was really happy to see a winner.

The board being the board, I expect someone will vote for Howard the Duck and maybe the FF movie.

As bad as I feel today at least we are not Toronto. I think I understand why the Leafs have been so terrible, I wouldn't trust MLSE to run a Safeway at this point.

Steelers did that last year. There was this big "Who will win the battle of the punters?" storyline - which if nothing else tells you how devoid of intrigue most preseason games are - and then when it was time to set the final roster, they cut them both. It's gotta be pretty disheartening to basically be told, "There's somebody out there another team doesn't want but who we're 100% confident is better than either of you two."

For the first time in years, I turned off a movie when I wasn't even halfway in: The Counselor is such a pile of shit it's beyond my comprehension. With that writer, that director and those actors you make that movie. From the opening scene to... wherever the hell I stopped watching it was so brutally horrible. The dialogues were mind-blowingly aggravating, ludicrous, self-important and just plain bad. Good God.

Honestly, I have no complaints on the card tonight. Not a lot of star power, but the fights were good and I love watching Dillashaw fight. Soto put on an impressive, gutsy performance. He gave Dillashaw a better fight than Barao did in the first one. Now I'm not saying Soto is a better fighter, but sometimes MMA is about match-ups and the fight was changed at 24 hours notice. Everyone rose to the occasion and it was a fun card. Was it worth $60? Probably not. But I just went to a bar and watched it and paid for like $6 worth of food and had a good time. I just like watching MMA.

I had a double Big Pal with cheese and a sauceburger for lunch today before work. They make a great burger, but I've never been into the hot dogs. They used to make great fries until they got worried they were killing people with the seasoned salt, so they cut back on it. When they cut back on it, they started sucking. Like McDonald's fries. I hate those things. Salt them bitches up, we all gotta die sometime, fuck it. I got a huge kick out of Freemode warring with Robert - he was handling shit without me, but me coming down allowed me to snipe fools in the head while they focused on Robert. That's the way we roll around here. Killing those tanks was a real Rubix Cube, though, thanks to our awful position on the beach. Me driving a car up on a footbridge to kill one of those assholes in passive while Fireman Robert made sure to wash the blood out of dude's clothes was a highlight. I was playing solo the other day when this guy comes along and blows me up without provocation. Then ol' Kill Target decided to visit, so I said hello to him, and while I was taking care of Mr. Target, some other player started kicking the dude's ass. So I texted him and said "I'm coming for dude, I have no beef with you" and drove up to dude and Allah Akbar'd him STRAIGHT TO HELL, BY GAWD! I then proceeded to kick his ass until my XBox froze, dammit.

Wish I knew how to do that quote shit Burke but imma dumb ass.

I warned you about that deathmatch before we started. Those guys (never did get their crew name) were something else. I did two DMs with them, one in a bank, and then the the Governmental match that you joined. They did forced pistols for both. The one in the bank was a team of me and 5 or 6 of them. They wiped the floor with our opponents. I finished something like 7-9. The next lowest guy on my team had 25+ kills. We only won the Governmental DM because we had one of their guys, and he wound up with about 40 kills. 4 or 5 of those fuckers would roll up on you at the same time, all doing coordinated Mary Lous. Best I could do was get one before they got me. Funny thing about that. I looked up their K/D ratios while we were waiting for that last match to start. None of them was particularly high. One was about 1.75. The rest were all significantly lower than me. The big scrum down by the tennis club on the beach was cool because nobody was working together against us. I racked up a shitload of kills. Then you showed up and we ran most of em off. The poor guy up on the hillside trying to snipe had a hard time. I was even with him till everybody else bailed, then we wiped the floor with him. Glad to know I pissed him off enough to warrant a $9k bounty. I particularly liked it when he bailed out, then tried to come back all sneaky like, taking cover behind his purple Zentorno. Sniped him in the head for his trouble, then sniped the gas tank for good measure. We'd probably still be killing him if the tanks hadn't rolled up. Fish boy sending us the texts was funny. He didn't do much. He sniped me once to claim my bounty, which was fine by me. He sniped the guy we were massacring once when he got a bounty as well. The rest of the time I guess he was just watching from afar. Those two tank boys were just sad. Multiple tanks, invisible tanks, muggers, mercs. They couldn't do anything in a straight up fight. Before you joined up, I was just wandering around in freemode when I stole a tractor/trailer. Waylon came on the radio as soon as I started, so I figured I'd just drive around and listen. About halfway through the song, I picked up a tail. He opened up on me, so I got out and shot him. Then I went to town on him. Mary Lous, spawn snipes, the works. He hid behind a wall, so I bounced a grenade onto him off the building behind. He hid behind my truck, so I put an RPG into that. He did finally get a kill on me, so it ended up about 15-1. He needed to learn him a lesson - you don't mess with a man while he's busy listening to Waylon Jennings.

I would think most teams can reasonably find a place for Sam, even if it's just on special teams. It's clear the guy works hard. Most teams always need a general purpose guy like that.

How can you not like Flair? That man is pro wrestling incarnate.

James Harrison announces that he's retiring from the NFL. In celebration, the National Football League has fined James Harrison $25,000.

Ramsey, does your radio station have an website with an on air programming feed? Some do. That's how I can sometimes catch my Jaguar games here in Ohio. Indeed it does. Click the "listen live" link here: http://1031theedge.com/

As they should fucking be.

I guess he's not wanted...dead or alive.

She has a VHS tape in her closet of an old lady wrestling Penny Banner.

Man, that King of Trios video is fun and all but it's always total bullshit when OMG is teaming with someone He's the fucking One Man Gang. If you're going to call yourself that you should only be allowed to wrestle handicap matches in a team situation

Death Proof: TARANTINO LIKES FEET! AND HOT CHICKS. AND HOT CHICKS SHOWING THEIR FEET. I like Tarantino usually, but Death Proof was him at his fanboy worst.

To complete the set

MuttonandtheHam's youtube page has some great shit on it Sandman & Sinjiro Otani vs Masato Tanaka Yoshito Sasaki https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQVfRaDtWfc&list=UUkZnF9kqb6Glr9tBlHWo3-w Sting in AAA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acPFWE56OtY&index=53&list=UUkZnF9kqb6Glr9tBlHWo3-w Vader vs MMA veteran Don Frye https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiKWNohALL4&list=UUkZnF9kqb6Glr9tBlHWo3-w

Meltzer gave Davey Richards vs Michael Elgin five stars. I could never completely trust anything he said ever again after that.

"NO KING! NOT KRISTOFFERSON! NOT WILLIE NELSON! WHAT THE HELL KING?!?!?! WHAT THE HELL??!?!? DAMN THEM STRAIGHT TO HELL! I HOPE YOU GET YOUR ASS BEAT KRIS AND WILLIE! I HOPE YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AMERICANS! AMERICAN ICONS! HOW DARE YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON AMERICA?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU ?!?!!?! BAH GAWD KING!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? CAN YOU? WOODY HARRELSON CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL TOO!"

That's just how Eskimo brothers say hello. If they're Eskimo Brothers I don't wanna know who the...it was Sable, wasn't it?

Yep. Delete it and don't think twice about it. Don't listen to him. Join us. We have cookies.

I kind of like Corporate Kane since he reminds me of Bull from Night Court and that brings back fond nostalgic memories.

I feel like I've been waiting for an excuse to post this for ages.

The way to fix it is to not use IE