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This looks like the end of a Telenovela commercial. Roman's the girl. Seth is the rich landowner she's been arranged to marry. Dean is the poetic laborer that she's in love with.

Well Superstar Billy Graham is still crazy and bitter. here is some critique of Smackdown show: Now I have the image of Pete Rose at card shows with a lollipop telling people who won't pay $75 for a autograph "Don't be a lemon"

I had a gnat stuck between the outside and the display of my LED TV. Of course you don't think it's inside at first. So you brush it with a scrap of paper. Then, upon it's indifference, you use a little pressure. Then, realizing you just killed the motherfucker you angrily consult google. Then you stand up and look around your big fucking TV. You blow into the back vents. You entertain notions of a late night excursion to Wal-mart to get a can of compressed air. Then you read about a suction cup method. Initially disregarding it because you assume the bug is smeared inside and slowly immolating itself into incandescent immurement. Then, at peak anger, you start looking for a small suction cup. I went through some old toys thinking there had to be something that had one. I never liked spider-man so no such luck. But suddenly, ho, SEGA SATURN STEERING WHEEL. I contemplate pulling one of the cups off but think better. I carefully position this heavy sumbitch over the afflicted area. It eagerly inhales. THE BUG DROPS... about three inches. This thing was in the middle right of the screen. I realize that the suction cup isn't letting up gracefully. I wonder if this will fuck up my screen. I can't get a digit in to fingernail it. I just pull back hard. The outer film pulls further than you'd think. It breaks free, no visible damage or weird rainbow gas puddles appear. I move the hulking peripheral into the new spot, then pull again and slide it down to the bottom of the screen. I exclaim wordlessly and with great enthusiasm. While writing this bullshit a small gnat flew onto my screen. It was in front of it. Was it the same cocksucker? I grabbed that previously mentioned scrap of paper and got it to land upon it. Then crushed it and confirmed the kill. A man's TV on the weekend is sacred.

You are a very unhappy wrestling fan. I wish I could send Gregg and Johnny Sorrow to your house and have them have a Nitro party with you or something.

I assume the screams of Rio street children and African migrant laborers are being pumped directly into his headphones here. You like Beats by Dre? You'll love Beatings by Sepp.

Kings are going to the finals. Suck it, Punk.

Al Isaacs would have replaced Dave Meltzer as king of werestlng journalism? James

PREDICTION: BULLS.

This gif says it all about the Spurs. So fluid. So graceful. God, I hope they beat Miami this year.

I loved last night when they kept showing Brooks drawing up plays at the end of the game last night. Do you think he actually drew out "ok, pass it in and then try and get the ball to Kevin or Russ going away from the basket about 40' out" or does he just draw pictures of James Harden riding a unicorn and Jeremy Lamb as a werewolf?

Does that automatically mean we get the Meltzer seal of approval? Yes. Said seal is Meltzer's face on the Raisin Bran logo, touting "Two Scoops!" But instead of raisins he's just pouring workrate into a bowl.

Alas - I guess it is time to transition away from the usual AJ standard

ebbie: Don't be a lemon!

In ring, Wyatt's sort of like the world's best fat Raven?

How could it be otherwise?

Also. Cena tossing those steps at Bray was awesome

I'm waiting for all the fun stuff the Internet is gonna come up with to photoshop in place of Cena throwing those steps half way up the aisle.

Anyone that uses Jordan's championship/MVP/All-Star/All-NBA stats to deem him the greatest and doesn't include Kareem in the discussion can kindly GTFOH.

That Pillman pic just screams badass - that was easily his best look ever.

Over/Under on number of times we're told we finally have the technology to watch The Price is Right in our own living room?

I wouldn't hit it. I'd slap da bass, mon.

The WWE Title?

Breaking news: Dwayne Johnson to star as "Bowser" in Sha Na Na reboot.

I feel that this should be posted every month for eternity. Cracks me up every single time

Hey, maybe that's why Gambit is being brought it. Because I would totally buy another ticket to go see Apocalypse a second time if "Gambit gets brutally murdered, with no avenue to come back" is a scene in it.

First time we've ordered a boxing PPV. Fancied a stoppage in Froch vs. Groves II for a while, not a KTFO one. Brutal.

Was rooting for the Thunder since Westbrook is my favorite non Sixer. Can't hate on Duncan though. Never really hated on him before this happened but it became impossible afterwards. I love that it is possible to read Howard's lips without even seeing them most of it. This might sound like sabotage but the Thunder should give serious consideration to adding Hawes to replace Perkins. Three point threat that can spread the floor and force an inside defender out to clear the lane for Westbrook and just give him and Durant more space to work with in general. Shouldn't cost all that much. Obviously Love would be the ideal but you have to have something to give up for that.

Billion stars.

Horace Grant leaving Chicago for Orlando is really underrated and undersold as a reason the Bulls wouldn't have won in 1995 even with Jordan playing a full season. If you want to fantasy book Jordan not retiring and playing straight through 39-40 he wins in 91, 92, 93, 94, 96, probably '97 and that may be it, so he still likely finishes with 6. Jordan in 1998 against Utah was running on fumes and had to use every little trick he could think of to win, it's my favorite MJ performance, Pippen was falling apart and the team was really old. If they win that additional championship in 1994 (which isn't guaranteed 'cause Hakeem) then winning in 1998 and beyond might be too much to ask for, even from MJ, without a major, massive roster retooling and overhaul. I just don't see it.

He is scouting the Rangers for the Blackhawks.

T'other thing they're going to have to address is how these guys with similar powers are related to each other. Havoc obviously isn't Cyclops' little brother, but are we supposed to think that the two guys with energy projection powers and the same last name aren't related (when we know mutation is genetic). Is the Toad marine in DoFP the father of Brotherhood Toad in X-Men 1? Does Nightcrawler now no longer exist because his dad died before he could get Mystique up the duff?

*AHEM* Halle Berry in Catwoman *AHEM*

I really like almost all of Adam McKay's movies*, but he and Edgar Wright are definitely polar opposites when it comes to their styles. (Okay, so *polar* opposite might be a bit strong for that comparison. If anybody is the antithesis of Wright, it's probably Kevin Smith. Nonetheless, you get the idea.) *With the notable exception of ANCHORMAN 2, which I saw for the first time last night and...boy, that was not great. Not to say I didn't laugh at all, but the whole thing just felt...off.

"Seinfeld" reference = automatic like Who got the final death blow? Because I thought that Hawaiian guy, he had it coming to him. Actually, I missed the Death Blow because some guy was trying to bootleg it.

"Seinfeld" reference = automatic like Who got the final death blow? Because I thought that Hawaiian guy, he had it coming to him.

Ariel Helwani ‏@arielhelwani 5m Mark Hunt vs. Roy Nelson slated for Japan in September -- http://sbn.to/1k5RITw

"Get a little more mass in those upper arms, then you'll be in the hunt."