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  1. This looks like the end of a Telenovela commercial. Roman's the girl. Seth is the rich landowner she's been arranged to marry. Dean is the poetic laborer that she's in love with.
    9 points
  2. Well Superstar Billy Graham is still crazy and bitter. here is some critique of Smackdown show: Now I have the image of Pete Rose at card shows with a lollipop telling people who won't pay $75 for a autograph "Don't be a lemon"
    5 points
  3. I had a gnat stuck between the outside and the display of my LED TV. Of course you don't think it's inside at first. So you brush it with a scrap of paper. Then, upon it's indifference, you use a little pressure. Then, realizing you just killed the motherfucker you angrily consult google. Then you stand up and look around your big fucking TV. You blow into the back vents. You entertain notions of a late night excursion to Wal-mart to get a can of compressed air. Then you read about a suction cup method. Initially disregarding it because you assume the bug is smeared inside and slowly immolating itself into incandescent immurement. Then, at peak anger, you start looking for a small suction cup. I went through some old toys thinking there had to be something that had one. I never liked spider-man so no such luck. But suddenly, ho, SEGA SATURN STEERING WHEEL. I contemplate pulling one of the cups off but think better. I carefully position this heavy sumbitch over the afflicted area. It eagerly inhales. THE BUG DROPS... about three inches. This thing was in the middle right of the screen. I realize that the suction cup isn't letting up gracefully. I wonder if this will fuck up my screen. I can't get a digit in to fingernail it. I just pull back hard. The outer film pulls further than you'd think. It breaks free, no visible damage or weird rainbow gas puddles appear. I move the hulking peripheral into the new spot, then pull again and slide it down to the bottom of the screen. I exclaim wordlessly and with great enthusiasm. While writing this bullshit a small gnat flew onto my screen. It was in front of it. Was it the same cocksucker? I grabbed that previously mentioned scrap of paper and got it to land upon it. Then crushed it and confirmed the kill. A man's TV on the weekend is sacred.
    5 points
  4. You are a very unhappy wrestling fan. I wish I could send Gregg and Johnny Sorrow to your house and have them have a Nitro party with you or something.
    4 points
  5. I assume the screams of Rio street children and African migrant laborers are being pumped directly into his headphones here. You like Beats by Dre? You'll love Beatings by Sepp.
    4 points
  6. Kings are going to the finals. Suck it, Punk.
    3 points
  7. Al Isaacs would have replaced Dave Meltzer as king of werestlng journalism? James
    3 points
  8. 3 points
  9. This gif says it all about the Spurs. So fluid. So graceful. God, I hope they beat Miami this year.
    3 points
  10. I loved last night when they kept showing Brooks drawing up plays at the end of the game last night. Do you think he actually drew out "ok, pass it in and then try and get the ball to Kevin or Russ going away from the basket about 40' out" or does he just draw pictures of James Harden riding a unicorn and Jeremy Lamb as a werewolf?
    3 points
  11. Does that automatically mean we get the Meltzer seal of approval? Yes. Said seal is Meltzer's face on the Raisin Bran logo, touting "Two Scoops!" But instead of raisins he's just pouring workrate into a bowl.
    3 points
  12. Alas - I guess it is time to transition away from the usual AJ standard
    2 points
  13. ebbie: Don't be a lemon!
    2 points
  14. In ring, Wyatt's sort of like the world's best fat Raven?
    2 points
  15. How could it be otherwise?
    2 points
  16. Also. Cena tossing those steps at Bray was awesome
    2 points
  17. I'm waiting for all the fun stuff the Internet is gonna come up with to photoshop in place of Cena throwing those steps half way up the aisle.
    2 points
  18. Anyone that uses Jordan's championship/MVP/All-Star/All-NBA stats to deem him the greatest and doesn't include Kareem in the discussion can kindly GTFOH.
    2 points
  19. That Pillman pic just screams badass - that was easily his best look ever.
    2 points
  20. Over/Under on number of times we're told we finally have the technology to watch The Price is Right in our own living room?
    2 points
  21. I wouldn't hit it. I'd slap da bass, mon.
    2 points
  22. Breaking news: Dwayne Johnson to star as "Bowser" in Sha Na Na reboot.
    2 points
  23. I feel that this should be posted every month for eternity. Cracks me up every single time
    2 points
  24. Hey, maybe that's why Gambit is being brought it. Because I would totally buy another ticket to go see Apocalypse a second time if "Gambit gets brutally murdered, with no avenue to come back" is a scene in it.
    2 points
  25. First time we've ordered a boxing PPV. Fancied a stoppage in Froch vs. Groves II for a while, not a KTFO one. Brutal.
    2 points
  26. Was rooting for the Thunder since Westbrook is my favorite non Sixer. Can't hate on Duncan though. Never really hated on him before this happened but it became impossible afterwards. I love that it is possible to read Howard's lips without even seeing them most of it. This might sound like sabotage but the Thunder should give serious consideration to adding Hawes to replace Perkins. Three point threat that can spread the floor and force an inside defender out to clear the lane for Westbrook and just give him and Durant more space to work with in general. Shouldn't cost all that much. Obviously Love would be the ideal but you have to have something to give up for that.
    2 points
  27. Man, fuck that crowd. The midget match was disappointing. It was the same length as the others, but it just felt like it took for-fucking-ever to get it over with. I thought it was smart to open with the US title match. But it was weird that a smarky crowd was more into Sheamus than Cesaro. Sheamus looked oodles and oodles better than Cesaro. Cody Rhodes is awful. The tag match with those jokers wasn't bad, but unless you were a fan of someone in it, you probably didn't care. Lol @ at them being Big E. to be the one babyface on the roster to do run ins to look like total idiots. Makes me wonder what Miz is gonna do now. I think Wade and RVD's styles match up well. But RVD is soooo slow and old, it comes across as uninspiring. I don't know if having everyone calling RVD old, but having something to prove while looking old and gassed is the best thing to do.. LMS was odd. It sounded like there was a Let's Go Cena/CM Punk dueling chant at the beginning. Someone said it was the usual dueling Cena chants. But goddamn it, whatever it was, that crowd did more to bury Wyatt than anything the booking up to that point. Wyatt got literally buried. The last guy Cena did that too.. Yeah. Divas match felt shorter than it was. Alicia, plz hire a better weavologist. The main started off hot, then became a polite 6 man tag match, then like someone playing super easy on a new wrestling video game trying out the controls and moves, then it got hot again. Boring.
    1 point
  28. Anyone on Twitter or elsewhere on the Internet blaming Russ for anything to do w/ OKC's loss needs to lose their right to human communication. OKC has so little depth and they have no secondary offense once their first option breaks down. Brooks is pretty bad. The Spurs are a better basketball team than OKC. They take care of every little detail. I think my favorite thing about the Spurs is watching them on a rebound or given up a made shot. They get the ball immediately to Tony or Manu or even Kawhi no who runs the ball up before starting the play. That really saves them 2-3 seconds on every possession right there. They just get up the court, start their motion, and if nothing's there, they have time to reset or run a secondary set. They know those 2-3 seconds really makes a difference. They're just a fantastic joy to watch.
    1 point
  29. Recommended Evolution viewing... They really had some GREAT six and eight man tags that most people don't give enough love to. Granted you have to be comfortable watching matches with "He who shall not be named" but if you are, they are some awesome stuff to watch. Triple H/Randy Orton/Batista/Ric Flair vs. Shelton Benjamin/Chris Benoit/Mick Foley/Shawn Michaels (RAW 4/12/04) Triple H, Randy Orton, and Batista vs. Shelton Benjamin, Tajiri, and Edge (RAW 5/3/04) Ric Flair/Batista/Randy Orton vs. Chris Benoit/Edge/Chris Jericho (Elimination match) (RAW 6/14/04)****+ - this one goes over 30 minutes and is a HELL of a match. The best match with Evolution as a team IMO, and it doesn't even feature Triple H! Chris Benoit/Edge/Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton/Ric Flair/Batista (RAW 8/2/04)****+ - Goes 25 min and is just non stop action. Super fun.
    1 point
  30. Does Heyman have a Paypal I can send money directly into?
    1 point
  31. annnnnnnnd I'm tired of Devitt
    1 point
  32. Josie and The Pussycats?
    1 point
  33. Is that the same show that had the first DDP/Benoit match? Because I remember enough smoke in that building to choke a horse. The Flock did a legitimate surprise run in because they were obscured in fucking smoke like Batman.
    1 point
  34. If you can hear someone say "20 years ago today" and not immediately fill in "Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play" your life is sad and dismal, good sir.
    1 point
  35. You guys watch indy wrestling and some how that impresses you?
    1 point
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