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It's a giant command centre that also works as a vehicle. Think Command and Conquer. A giant luxury bus, basically. Punk gives a tour of his on his DVD, neglects to point out where Cabana sleeps. Curled up at Punk's feet, obviously.

http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E Here is the thing you never knew you needed to see.

"AH, THERE ARE NO MEMBERS OF THE WWE UNIVERSE HERE!"

If WWE bought TNA then the first Raw after the purchase should have Triple H and Stephanie McMahon calling the Main Event Mafia to the ring and requesting that they do what's best for business. Stephanie gives them the option of hopping aboard the 'Steph Train' or hitting the unemployment line. Magnus jumps. The others are put into a match against the Shield with their jobs on the line. Shield win when Wyatt Family interferes. Main Event Mafia is fired and is out on the streets where they become the Hobo Mafia with your Olympic hobo Dirty Kurt Angle, Stink, Sloppy Joe, and Rummage Jackson, just rummaging through the garbage like he's Sin Cara backstage at SmackDown. Stink vows revenge and finds his good friend Robocop working undercover as Hobocop. Hobocop hooks them up with his cousin Poboatcop (half man, half shrimp boat captain, all cop) and they head to the swamps to find the Wyatts. Culminates in a Triple Cage Elimination Chamber Inside Of A Hell In A Cell With A Six Sides Of Steel On Top Tower Of Doom match between Triple H's Best For Business Gang versus the Hobo Alliance of the Hobo Mafia and Daniel Bryan's Hobo Army.

TurnbuckleTees has an entire "Abbey Road" collection that's pretty cool. Including this one... Although this board will appreciate this one more...

It's a giant command centre that also works as a vehicle. Think Command and Conquer. A giant luxury bus, basically. Punk gives a tour of his on his DVD, neglects to point out where Cabana sleeps.

Like Cena's ever used his own pee. That's what jobbers are for. So that's why Zack Ryder still has a job.

I've always said that I would rather see five years of the WWE driven to death after being booked exclusively for my entertainment than to have decades of a solidly rated show where no more than 1/3 of the content appeals to me at any given time and is designed to draw the masses, who are terrible fucking people with miserable taste in everything. Also, that Backlund/Booker/Michaels voting was hilarious. Personally, I'd have voted for the other two if I were watching live, but to the average WWE App voter this must have looked like A. Giant Douche B. Turd Sandwich C. Kate Upton's Boobs And whoever said that that miserable camera work ruined Cesaro's incredible Khali spin was spot on. They really need to re-evaluate the camera work on this show. Surely no one likes this.

Call me crazy, I always thought Carlito was awesome. Even with him giving 50% it was more entertaining than half the roster. His facial expressions alone were enough to keep watching.

Bray ends up in a cave with his master Kevin Sullivan as John Cena remarks that the water is not hot.

Gonzales is more "Nature Boy" Scoot Andrews than Buddy Landell.

I am assuming if the Giants somehow get their one win tonight - I can be an honorary member of the Krew

If that included Cena and Show lifting up the trucks and trying to sword fight with them, I would kill to see that match.

IF?

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Then he told her that he was way more costa rican czech dominican Canadian? than she was.

Cena-Big Show monster truck match?

Full Penguin and Deathstroke with Alberto Falcone cutscene to get everyone excited. Penguin is a total right bastard here, love it. I'd love to see this Penguin on film. Get Nolan North to play him using heavy makeup and Hobbit FX. http://youtu.be/HBvElIYrlTc

I want to meet him and say hey Inoki you like dictators right? Well how my dictate last night? And he wouldn't get it

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Sweeney was a very good wrestler too both as a face and a heel. The man had it all to be a legend and is the 2000's great "What If?".

You gotta be fucking kidding me

I've always accused him of mailing it in, but mailing in context and meaning is a new low.

Yeah, the biggest problem with the show is that Simmons and Rose were on a different show than Magic and Wilbon. Wilbon and Magic spent the whole time trying to do an old school studio show, while Jalen and Bill were riffing and goofing off. I don't know if Burke and Collins will make it any better, but Wilbon was completely out of his element and despite being one of the top 5 best players ever Magic never really had any insight about what was going on. Whether you like them or not Rose and Simmons were the only interesting parts of the show. If the show is going to work it's going to be because of their chemistry together.

RUUUUUBIX.

I came out of XBL retirement and joined the DVDVR Crew last night. It's fucking on. I'm on as BankHoldupX, but my character's name is Carl Winslo. Why? Why not.

The only ratings that were ever relevant were the ones that showed that 600,000 people would turn the channel whenever Dolph Ziggler showed up.

Welcome Pittsburgh fans!

Tony Stark refers to an LMD in his first scene in the Avengers when he's trying to blow Coulson off over the phone.'

In honor of the fiftieth episode of The Wrestling Culture podcast, Dylan and I run down our Top Fifty list of the best in-ring wrestlers of all time. We ended up recording it in two parts and had a great time with the conversation. Thanks to everyone who has listened to any or all of our first fifty episodes and here's to another fifty. http://www.talkshoe.com/talkshoe/web/talkCast.jsp?masterId=112658&cmd=tc

Wow. When you do watch it and get to the Midnight Express vs. Watts/Stagger Lee feud on the extras, pause it after the Watts/Cornette confrontation and YouTube "midnight express attack watts." For whatever reason, they include the entire feud except for the most important part which is where the Midnights and Cornette beat the complete shit out of Watts which pretty much justifies what happens the rest of the way. Without that, Bill Watts kinda comes off like a total dickhead (which may have been the point.)

This week's episode was freakin' amazing. You can't say it was exactly topical, but it was still amazing. Just so many fun little touches, like everyone in Cartman's dream talking like Cartman. Fantastic stuff.

I want a 3 disc Goldust DVD sooo bad and him coming back hasn't helped that much. I'd like a WWE Tag Team titles comp featuring Demolition, the Hart Foundation, Hardys, NOA, Wild Samoans, London and Kendrick, Miz and Morrison, E&C, LOD and all the other greats. I think a documentary about the all the Samoans could be cool too, looking from Afa or High Cheif Peter Mavia to Roman Reigns and the Usos, it could be an interesting story and could have all kinds of sweet matches included.

Source: Famous wrestler Inoki wants to mediate Taliban peace talks

Considering ratings have been going down consistently since 2001 except for a couple years with minor bumps and they always get their worst yearly ratings during football season, people whining about guys "not being draws" when ratings are low need a collective wedgie.

No Hokuto? I voted for Toyota simply because she's the only woman on the list and she won't get many votes against guys like Misawa, Kobashi or Jumbo.

All my thinking is wishful fanboy thinking.

I give you the DVDVR equivalent of GANG WARZ

OH HAI MY NAME IS TOMAS WHAT'S YOURS

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Sandow is about 400 miles away from the area of "Ready to hold the world title" that Jack Swagger was when he had the MitB. If anything, Cody should win the damn world title to complete his redemption story arc of being fired -> rehired -> fulfilling his potential... ...and then Sandow cashes in on HIM.

Thanks man! Wrestling's supposed to be fun. I like analyzing and watching it as much as anyone but being snarky and picking apart everything isn't for me. Unless it's an absolutely terrible Divas match.

Cena needs to learn to say "No way! Are you crazy?" to WWE the same way he does to Nikki whenever she brings up the subject of marriage.

I hope everyone appreciates John Cena's dedication to destroying his body so that half the building can boo him.

When Cena comes back, have him win the WHC and hold it for a few months again. Instantly raises it back on to the same level.