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It's a giant command centre that also works as a vehicle. Think Command and Conquer. A giant luxury bus, basically. Punk gives a tour of his on his DVD, neglects to point out where Cabana sleeps. Curled up at Punk's feet, obviously.

http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E Here is the thing you never knew you needed to see.

"AH, THERE ARE NO MEMBERS OF THE WWE UNIVERSE HERE!"

If WWE bought TNA then the first Raw after the purchase should have Triple H and Stephanie McMahon calling the Main Event Mafia to the ring and requesting that they do what's best for business. Stephanie gives them the option of hopping aboard the 'Steph Train' or hitting the unemployment line. Magnus jumps. The others are put into a match against the Shield with their jobs on the line. Shield win when Wyatt Family interferes. Main Event Mafia is fired and is out on the streets where they become the Hobo Mafia with your Olympic hobo Dirty Kurt Angle, Stink, Sloppy Joe, and Rummage Jackson, just rummaging through the garbage like he's Sin Cara backstage at SmackDown. Stink vows revenge and finds his good friend Robocop working undercover as Hobocop. Hobocop hooks them up with his cousin Poboatcop (half man, half shrimp boat captain, all cop) and they head to the swamps to find the Wyatts. Culminates in a Triple Cage Elimination Chamber Inside Of A Hell In A Cell With A Six Sides Of Steel On Top Tower Of Doom match between Triple H's Best For Business Gang versus the Hobo Alliance of the Hobo Mafia and Daniel Bryan's Hobo Army.

TurnbuckleTees has an entire "Abbey Road" collection that's pretty cool. Including this one... Although this board will appreciate this one more...

It's a giant command centre that also works as a vehicle. Think Command and Conquer. A giant luxury bus, basically. Punk gives a tour of his on his DVD, neglects to point out where Cabana sleeps.

Like Cena's ever used his own pee. That's what jobbers are for. So that's why Zack Ryder still has a job.

I've always said that I would rather see five years of the WWE driven to death after being booked exclusively for my entertainment than to have decades of a solidly rated show where no more than 1/3 of the content appeals to me at any given time and is designed to draw the masses, who are terrible fucking people with miserable taste in everything. Also, that Backlund/Booker/Michaels voting was hilarious. Personally, I'd have voted for the other two if I were watching live, but to the average WWE App voter this must have looked like A. Giant Douche B. Turd Sandwich C. Kate Upton's Boobs And whoever said that that miserable camera work ruined Cesaro's incredible Khali spin was spot on. They really need to re-evaluate the camera work on this show. Surely no one likes this.

Call me crazy, I always thought Carlito was awesome. Even with him giving 50% it was more entertaining than half the roster. His facial expressions alone were enough to keep watching.

Bray ends up in a cave with his master Kevin Sullivan as John Cena remarks that the water is not hot.

Gonzales is more "Nature Boy" Scoot Andrews than Buddy Landell.

I am assuming if the Giants somehow get their one win tonight - I can be an honorary member of the Krew

If that included Cena and Show lifting up the trucks and trying to sword fight with them, I would kill to see that match.

IF?

I just bought this t-shirt

Then he told her that he was way more costa rican czech dominican Canadian? than she was.

Cena-Big Show monster truck match?

Full Penguin and Deathstroke with Alberto Falcone cutscene to get everyone excited. Penguin is a total right bastard here, love it. I'd love to see this Penguin on film. Get Nolan North to play him using heavy makeup and Hobbit FX. http://youtu.be/HBvElIYrlTc

I want to meet him and say hey Inoki you like dictators right? Well how my dictate last night? And he wouldn't get it

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Picture from TNA's TV taping tonight. Yes, we are now at the point you can literally start counting the attendance.

Buddy Rich got really out there towards the end. It was sad.We have to go now. The police are on their way. You didn't have to fork him because he doesn't play double bass.

already sigged it

The entire show needed to be blown up. Wilbon and Magic aren't good, Simmons doesn't belong on television, and Jalen is the best of the bunch despite being a horrible host. Replacing Magic with Doug Collins really does nothing. ESPN's show is still going to be vastly inferior to TNT's whether "Earvin" and Star Fucker Wilbon are there or not.

How about a WWE abroad set, with all the best matches from american guys wrestling in different countries. They have to have plenty of Hogan and Flair matches from Japan in the vault. They have to have some really good matches from the international tours that no one has ever seen. If there was somehow English language documentaries telling the history of the major Puroresu companies I'd be willing to drop some cash on them. It will most likely never happen but a man can dream can't he.

More from Turnbuckle Tees This and some Zubaz pants and I am set!

Bills/Bengals is officially blacked out. Now watch the fuckers win with THAD throwing for 350 yards and 5 TDs.

154) THE LEGEND OF DRUNKEN MASTER (Jui kuen II/Drunken Master II) 1994 - 250 Points - 4 Votes (Highest Vote: #9 Caley) DIRECTOR: Chia-Liang Liu, Jackie Chan STARRING: Jackie Chan, Ho-Sung Pak, Lung Ti Placement On Original List: #68 (6 Votes) IMDB ROTTEN TOMATOES (82%) WIKI NOTE FROM RIPPA - Okay this is where it should have been in the first place. Honest...

New episode! CESARO/KRUGER -- Really, really good match. I know that's shocking with CesarCo but this was real nice. The match came from last week when the two of them brawled as they attempted to enter to Bo Dallas Invitational. The crowd was "eh" in the middle and marking for Cesaro and not giving much to Leo, since he's been a heel. The match had a real good "WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO KEEP HIM DOWN" story. They did a lot of nifty stuff with Cesaro trying to win via countout, infuriating him when after Kruger came back in for a third time after taking a gutwrench high up the ring ramp. Cesaro beat the f out of him with some European Uppercuts, Swiss Death, the Chinlock Of Death (that tapped out Sami in their classic). There was a great shot in the chinlock -- Kruger's wet hair was all over his face and spit was coming out of his mouth, really sold the wear of the hold well. Kruger wrestles well as a hunter/stalker. Cesaro finally said "f this" and got The Neutralizer (Kruger reversed out of one earlier) and got the pin. Afterward, Cesaro climbed to the top and dropped a knee across Kruger's throat. Kruger didn't get in a ton of offense and never really had a shot against Cesaro but looked like the toughest man in the world in defeat. CHARLOTTE/SANTANA GARRETT -- Renee Young as the woman's color commentator specialist is the best. Man, she's one of the unsung stars of the year. She's superb. This was a pretty good match as newcomer Santana tests out the slightly-more-experienced daughter of Naitch, who has the adorable Bailey as her second. Charlotte uses her insane athleticism to take control of the match. Summer Rae and Sasha Banks Mean Girl out to the ring and do some mocking pro-Charlotte chants. Renee puts this down and says she hates this as a woman -- they're just trying to have a good match and don't need this. Charlotte whiffed on her finisher (some flipping facelock driver thing) and it looked bad. But aside from that, this was a nice enough match. No other botches.Post-match, Summer Rae announces her and Sasha's name as the "BFFs" and they talk about running NXT and the WWE. Paige comes down to get revenge on Sasha ("She needs to make this right" -- Renee) before she falls prey to the numbers game. The crowd chants for Emma who comes running out and the BFFs scamper. After the break, one of the announcer dudes asks the BFFs how they felt after being embarrassed Summer reminds him that the BFFs don't get embarrassed, they get even, and challenges Paige/Emma to a tag match. "Go do something about it and while you're at it, fix your tie." Later in the show, Paige and Emma are bickering about who saved who. They accept the challenge. "I get to win because I'm the champ." Emma dances in Paige's face. "Not for long." "I will hurt you, Emma."Paige, Summer Rae and Emma would be the second/third/fourth best diva on the big show, not counting what they do with Kaitlyn. Bailey and Sasha are getting better and so is Charlotte. This match and segment compared to the crapfest on Raw is night and day. NXT Divas division is very, very good. DANNY BIRCH/MOJO RAWLEY -- This was Mojo's debut. He's an Adderall-infused ex-football player. Match was pretty sloppy and got awkward. Mojo's energy, though, is ridiculous and different than anyone else in years. It's a slightly toned down Ultimate Warrior. I could see him ending up in a WWF-era "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan role. Definitely athletic and has a personality. I sort of hate him already but he's entertaining on some level. LEGIONAIRRES/JERSEY TRASH -- Eh match. I like both these pairings a lot but this didn't really have much of a flow to it. Rusev's "Accolade" Camel Clutch is insane. Dawson's been studying his Arn tapes as he stepped on Enzo's leg to keep him from leaving the corner and, post-match, held Big Cass in place so Rusev could take out the big man. He also got in proper "All Fours" position to taunt. LaFort's pants with dollar bills was the best bad pants in ages.Renee's backstage with Sami, who is styling wearing a blazer over a Rancid "Out Come The Wolves" shirt with ska-fan cap. He's like me and every other pop-punk goofball I know but with self-confidence. Is there any Sami/Renee fan-fic out there yet? He talks about being the number one contender. Bo comes out mid-interview and says that what Sami did was really not cool and "My feelings are hurt." Sami apologizes for hurting Bo's feelings but says he has to do what he has to do because he wants to be NXT Champion. Bo says they should instead tag as friends. Sami accepts but says they will right after he wins the tag match. "UN-BO-LIEVABLE." Renee's face during Bo segments is the best -- she's trying to ridiculously hard to not laugh in his dumb face.RVD/AIDEN ENGLISH -- English's showtunes entrance RULES and is going to be mega-over if he ever gets up to the bigs. Mostly a RVD squash but Aiden was definitely entertaining. "EXIT STAGE LEFT!" as he tried to leave the match, things like that. English is super entertaining.

Here's an email I got from a guy who said Warlord was his inspiration during his fight with cancer: Subject: An inpiration during my battle with cancer I was always a POP fan and admired the Warlords strength and wrestling ability. I always felt that the Warlord was a quiet achiever. During my battle with cancer in '91 at age 16 The Warlord gave me the inspiration to confront the illness head on. I met the Barbarian in June last year at Wrestleriot in Melbourne Australia and I was shocked to learn that the Warlord had suffered his own personal set back, relating to the car accident which unfortunately has ended his wrestling I was wish him all the best for the future and I personally congrantulate him on the arrival of his child 5 months ago.

They took out all the camp, but he's even nastier and has a Napoleon Complex dialed up to 11.

The first thing you'd have to do or what I would do is totally overhaul the markeeting department and bring in some competate people who have some fucking idea how to promote a company even if at the most basic level like putting up posters promoting local events on telephone polls and inside grocery store windows throughout the surrounding area. Id also spend a pretty penny on local radio ads and TV spots for house shows and upcoming TV Tapings & PPV's. I'd also take an equal amount of time promoting the Fan Access type events held the day before the PPV. You gotta spend money to make money and how do expect people to show up of they don't know your there. I'd make sure my ad campaign was strong Bill Board signs would be a nice touch too.

Is there anything more abhorrent than these rape-revenge films which degrade and humiliate women in the most vile, graphic manner possible for a prolonged period of time only for it to apparently be OK because, hey, she got her own back on the rapists in the end!

It'll last about 20 games until they realize that their effort isn't enough. Then they'll get tired of Bob Hartley yelling at them.

Monta basketball is universal.

How come I never watched this before?

All my wishful fanboy thinking occurs in my bunk.

I'm telling you. I want a month of Goldust in tv main events. That's all I want right now.

"I really didn't like the Walter White character, so I wish the Breaking Bad finale ended in actor Bryan Cranston's death."

Nothing like wishing injury on someone because you don't like the character they portray on television. Classy.

Having seen the segment with Stephanie, Show punched the wrong person.

For whatever reason, I'm now envisioning PN News doing a rap using the word "Javic," because nothing rhymes with havoc.

Whoever thought up the "Tributes" sprinkled throughout the show for the In Memoiram thing, and then choose certain people to get special tributes needs to go, and they never need to do that ever again. Fuck giving a tribute to Cory Montheith, while Larry Hagman, Roger Ebert, and Jack Klugman got the little blip treatment.

All this talk of Saved by the Bell: The New Class has reminded me of Bianca Lawson, who was in the show during 1993. She then continued playing a high schooler when she played Kendra in Buffy. She then played a high schooler during the first season of Pretty Little Liars. This woman has not aged from 1993 to 2011. It's insane. She has to be in her mid thirties by now.