RIPPA Posted April 28, 2022 Author Share Posted April 28, 2022 Another trailer for Jurassic World Dominion A dude on an E-Scooter gets eaten so my opinion of this movie just went up 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 Hopefully while he was vaping or buying NFTs on his phone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 The word of Jurassic World must be an awfully nice one where guns and weapons don't exist. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 Next Mission Impossible movie will be titled Dead Reckoning Part One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, RIPPA said: Another trailer for Jurassic World Dominion A dude on an E-Scooter gets eaten so my opinion of this movie just went up I thought the first trailer was great but had absolutely zero faith in the movie being good. This trailer is much less great and leaves me super confident this movie is going to be utter and complete garbage. Does the Jurassic Park franchise just exist in a world in which Guns with Bullets aren’t a thing? Or a national guard? A T-Rex couldn’t 1v1 a dude with an Assault Rifle, let alone a tank, how am I supposed to buy it would be a threat to all of humanity. Edited April 28, 2022 by The Man Known as Dan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 "Bigger = bulletproof" has been a thing since giant monster movies began. Then there's the general tendency of fiction writers to be completely unaware of how much damage military-grade weapons actually do. I think the dumbest example of that I've seen is in World War Z when zombies are able to overwhelm militaries because center mass shots don't kill them. Who cares if the heads are still moaning if their bodies are shredded to bits? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 Of course they don’t have real-world weapons, they spend all their time trying to weaponize fucking dinosaurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 First screening of Top Gun: Maverick went over big at CinemaCon. Expecting the M:I trailer to drop in front of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 (edited) Who says you couldn't make Blazing Saddles in this day and age? Quote Alex Winter (Bill & Ted Face the Music), Alok Vaid-Menon (Random Acts of Flyness), Andy Allo (Chicago Fire), Désiré Mia, Jennifer Jajeh (Transparent), Juliana Joel (American Gigolo), Julie Ann Emery (Better Call Saul), June Carryl (Y: The Last Man), Junes Zahdi (Counterpart), Laith Ashley (Pose), Mario D’Leon (Power), Nora Armani (The Blacklist: Redemption), Oluniké Adeliyi (The Expanse), Patton Oswalt (I Love My Dad), Reagan Gomez (Queen Sugar) and Shawn Mousavi (Echo 3) will star in the action-drama Absolute Dominion, which Lexi Alexander wrote and is directing for Netflix and Blumhouse Television. In the martial arts pic currently in production, it’s 2085 A.D., and the world has been destroyed by religious warfare. Desperate to save humanity, global governing forces host a gripping, no-holds-barred, martial arts tournament. Last fighter standing wins Absolute Dominion for one faith. I cannot wait for the internet to eat itself when the first trailer hits. With a premise like that, Lexi cannot half-ass this. It needs to be maximum offensive if it is going to stand up as good dystopian satire. Edited April 29, 2022 by J.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 This was me reading that description of the movie, out loud 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Dave Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 22 hours ago, The Comedian said: "Bigger = bulletproof" has been a thing since giant monster movies began. Then there's the general tendency of fiction writers to be completely unaware of how much damage military-grade weapons actually do. I think the dumbest example of that I've seen is in World War Z when zombies are able to overwhelm militaries because center mass shots don't kill them. Who cares if the heads are still moaning if their bodies are shredded to bits? I remember thinking that when I first read the book. On what world would sawing those zombies in half with bullets not be effective? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 2, 2022 Author Share Posted May 2, 2022 Don't Worry Darling Sept 23, 2022 Director: Olivia Wilde Florence Pugh, Harry Styles, Gemma Chan, KiKi Layne, Chris Pine, Olivia Wilde and Nick Kroll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driver Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 That looks interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 3, 2022 Author Share Posted May 3, 2022 Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Daniel Radcliffe = Weird Al Rainn Wilson = Dr Demento Julianne Nicholson = Mary Yankovic Toby Huss = Nick Yankovic Evam Rachel Wood = Madonna 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 It’s a shame Leslie Nielsen isn’t alive to do a reversal on the bit from Naked Gun. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiztor Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 On 4/28/2022 at 6:56 PM, (BP) said: Of course they don’t have real-world weapons, they spend all their time trying to weaponize fucking dinosaurs. then where's my Dino Riders movie? 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 5, 2022 Author Share Posted May 5, 2022 Easter Sunday Director: Jay Chandrasekhar Starring: Jo Koy, Jimmy O. Yang, Tia Carrere and pretty much every Filipino-American in Hollywood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 On 4/29/2022 at 3:36 PM, just drew said: I remember thinking that when I first read the book. On what world would sawing those zombies in half with bullets not be effective? At least in the movie they're fast moving zombies so a shit ton of them could realistically overwhelm military units due to sheer numbers. But they're slow movers in the books. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 "The mythology of beekeeping..." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 If there's not an elderly beekeeper sensei that speaks broken English, I'm gonna be highly upset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 It’s just a secret Crank sequel where Chelios needs to keep getting stung to survive. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 6 hours ago, Technico Support said: It’s just a secret Crank sequel where Chelios needs to keep getting stung to survive. That... Actually sounds kinda awesome 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 I'd pay to see Chris Chelios stung by bees for 90 minutes. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 So he's making Pig, but with bees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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