Web Conn Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 So in theory Bret might have agreed to drop the Title to Shawn the next night on Raw? They could have built from the No Contest the night before and made it a cage match on Raw to keep DX and The Hart Foundation out of the match and Shawn could have won be escaping the cage and Bret could have left without getting pinned by Shawn. This furthers my theory that Vince wanted Bret to be damaged goods on his exit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 It also exposes the misconception at the heart of the 'Bret refused to drop the title on his way out' concept. He wasn't supposed to be on his way out for another month. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 paranoia about Bischoff announcing Bret Hart is coming to WCW before he loses the WWF Title? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Bix has the Pandemonium script and posted some shots on twitter. 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 hour ago, cwoy2j said: Bret and Leo Burke were the ones who trained Shamrock when he was going to return to wrestling. Plus IIRC Shamrock told Bret that he was upset about what happened and would quit WWE but since he'd just started he didn't want to be out of a job and Bret told him not to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Ken Shamrock as WWF World Champion would have been cool even if it lasted a month. I think even if Bret wasn't screwed and dropped the belt to Ken or Taker or Mankind or Austin, Shawn would have still gotten it before Mania and it would have been Austin vs Shawn at Mania either way. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfrey Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I love the idea of writing a movie aimed a specific audience and then changing all the details in the movie so that it pisses off that audience. It would be one thing if nobody knew the details but some of the changes they made are insulting to the fans' intelligence as well as the wrestlers they're portraying. Between that script and this Great Balls of Fire shit I think WWE's April Fool's Jokes were delayed by a few weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 That can't be the real script. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEN! Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I don't know why people think Vince is out of touch cause he never sees any movies. He's probably seen more movies than I have. I've never seen Wild Hogs and I've only seen the first and third Marine. He's probably seen all 16, pal. They probably only bought that script to keep it from escaping on its own. Lemme tell you how the rewrite should go, baby. We start in rural North Carolina where we meet young Vince, a poor black boy who endures a rough childhood of abuse from his mother's revolving door of male lovers. Always telling him about the butt stuff they do with his mom while they beat him. Young Vince just dreams of the day when he can leave his life of abuse and running moonshine and meet a nice girl that will let him shove leaves in her cooch. Then one day the new phone book arrives and Vince looks up his father. We join the story a few years later where Vince, now played by Channing Tatum, is preparing to take over his father's wrestling business and is making the preparations for the first WrestleMania. An hour or so of some bullshit goes by then Vince performs Stand Back at the Slammys. Then like twenty more minutes of bullshit and we go to a graveyard where The Undertaker is presiding over Vince's funeral and we see old Triple H, played by Danny Devito, giving a sorrowful goodbye yet he follows it with a slight smirk. And in the background we see a police car dragging a casket and well, it's The Big Show surfing atop said casket. Then the credits play with Stand Back over them. Then post-credits we see Vince's grave and a fist pops out of the dirt and opens up to reveal a wad of money and then another hand pops out with its middle finger extended. Fade to black. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyld Samurai Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 8 hours ago, FluffSnackwell said: Between the Breakfast Club and the Flapjacks, I feel like we missed out on some epic breakfast-based factions stable wars where naturally Robert Fuller ends up in the role of Captain Crunch. Can we get Repo Man as Cookie Crisp Burglar? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 3 hours ago, cwoy2j said: Don't know about beating him up but he definitely stiffed him. Heenan told that story. He said that Andre liked to do that one spot where he'd get tied into the ropes. So to get that to happen, they called a spot where Warrior would clothesline him and Andre would fall backwards into the ropes. Well, every night, Warrior would go full force and nail Andre with stiff clotheslines even though Andre kept telling him to lighten up. One night, Andre got pissed, stuck his fist out and nearly knocked Warrior out. Heenan said after that happened, Warrior basically tiptoed across the ring and tapped Andre with the clothesline. 2nd shoot I've heard Heenan detail that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Wyld Samurai said: Can we get Repo Man as Cookie Crisp Burglar? They can always get Adam Pearce to don the Zorro mask if Darsow isn't available. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeCaesar Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 From the snippets, this reads like a script that Christopher Moltisanti would have written on the The Sopranos. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyld Samurai Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Watching the 1993 Rumble... it's like bizarro world... in the ring is Backlund, Flair, Lawler, and Tenryu. ... and now Perfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Tenryu is so lonely in that Rumble. It's like no wants to do anything with him. Then DiBiase shows up and he's like "Heeeeey I know you, will you play with me?" It's kinda adorable. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 39 minutes ago, Wyld Samurai said: Watching the 1993 Rumble... it's like bizarro world... in the ring is Backlund, Flair, Lawler, and Tenryu. ... and now Perfect! One more completely random dude and you have the makings of a classic WAR six man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyld Samurai Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, HumanChessgame said: One more completely random dude and you have the makings of a classic WAR six man. That other random dude would have been Virgil 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 6 minutes ago, HumanChessgame said: One more completely random dude and you have the makings of a classic WAR six man. Tenryu/Flair/Lawler vs Backlund/Perfect/Choshu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammo~! Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 13 minutes ago, jaedmc said: Tenryu is so lonely in that Rumble. It's like no wants to do anything with him. Then DiBiase shows up and he's like "Heeeeey I know you, will you play with me?" It's kinda adorable. Socially Awkward Genichiro Tenryu is my new favorite character. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Tenryu is great in that Rumble, because he basically takes a real approach to it in a way, and just dicks about hitting people really hard and hanging around till his elimination. Maybe I'm confusing or mixing it with '94, either way, it was a decent approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorman Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 7 hours ago, mattdangerously said: Hogan did not do a clean job to Yokozuna by any stretch of the imagination. In fact, he was hit with a Great Ball of Fire. 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyld Samurai Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Well, I think that was my first time watching the 93 Rumble. That finish was horrible. I forgot it came down to Savage and Yoko. In hindsight, they could have ran Savage vs Bret at WM as a passing of the eras. Yoko wins the KOTR and defeats Bret at Summerslam. Luger gets his same push and you have the Wrestlemania X Main Event the following spring. They could have avoided the whole Hogan BS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 4 hours ago, DukeCaesar said: From the snippets, this reads like a script that Christopher Moltisanti would have written on the The Sopranos. Oddly enough, from what I've read of the snippets it did read like someone's heroin fever dreams. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Re: the name of the PPV, we did just see Cornette at the HOF this year. You wouldn't pay to watch him fireball The Ascension? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodzillaPerez Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 If PWG or AIW called a show "Great Balls of Fire", no one would care but WWE doing it really does make it out of place and dated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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