Dolfan in NYC Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 I would totally watch Miz and Maryse doing Cena and Nikki for 45 days straight. And god bless the Fashion Police. They'd better have jobs forever. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuntmanCrowley Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Breezango deserves better than this, but everything they do, they're hilarious. The build for Cena/Bella v Miz/Maryse is so one sided, it's borderline pistol whipping a blind kid. I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie M. Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Miz was great again as RoboCena. Two really strong matches this week. Usos/AA got pretty good by the end. Orton/Corbin was actually quite strong up until the finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Tag Titles match was really good, but 50/50 booking and this matchup being done to death kind of took the heat off of it somewhat. AA are clearly going to get the belts back in one of many predictable "Wrestlemania Moments". I wonder if we're going to get a Forklift on a Pole match for the IC title. The Total Bellas parody was Attitude Era vignette terrible, but I guess to get Nikki over as a face you have to put her against someone with even less personality and dramatic range than she does. Breezy Bella was tremendous and there was some great stooging going on in the Chet Chetterfield/Lance Catamaran match. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallacy! Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Did a bunch of Bray nude pics leak that I (thankfully) missed? Kinda odd they haven't put their World Champion out in front of the live crowd in like three weeks now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 The Total Bellas parodies were terrible comedy, but watchable in a "I can't believe they're doing this" way. No wonder Cena didn't want any part of this nonsense. I think Vince doesn't try to embarrass him like this if he's still a full-timer. I guess it could be worse. They could try to induct Vince or Nikki into the "Kiss My Ass" Club, Everyone involved deserves better than this for WrestleMania, though, and I have no interest in the match unless Cena or Nikki turn heel during the marriage proposal. I'm mildly interested in the AJ-Shane match. Neither guy is all that smart when it comes to making sure they can walk the next morning, so I assume it will be a spectacle. The bump through the announcer's table has become Shane's trademark. but it still looked nuts. AJ snap suplexing Shane into the barricade couldn't have felt good either. I don't really care one way or the other about the Fashion Po-Po, but Breeze dressed as Nikki was amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 I purposely stayed away from tonight's show, but tuned in around 9:55 to see Shane putting AJ through a table. Fuck this company so much. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 I love the way Maryse as Nikki kept brushing her hair away from her cleavage, just like the real Nikki. Tag match was fun, I got distracted making tacos from watching the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 I loved the Total Bellas Bullshit segments UNTIL they got to the finish and they had to those awful "pop the question" and "tie the knot" jokes Still not sure why Bray Wyatt looked to be holding a plastic tennis racket in that segment with Orton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Talking Smack fun as always: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 9 minutes ago, hammerva said: Still not sure why Bray Wyatt looked to be holding a plastic tennis racket in that segment with Orton. Sister Abigail's cousin's mom was Mama Cornette. Bray's bringing in the New New Midnight Express. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagan Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Miz and Maryse's videos were the best main show WWE comedy in years. Also, shh, but Shane vs AJ is actually the SD main event for 'mania. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 For those who didn't see it, Cena referenced Tex Ferguson on Talkin' Smack. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 I thought Maryse was absolutely hilarious in those skits, especially the first one where she was both Bellas. Loved the Alpha/Usos tag, really good stuff with an exciting finishing stretch. Orton/Corbin pretty good too. I love Alexa's knockout punch to stand tall in the end, hope she retains at Mania. Exciting close with the Styles/Shane brawl. Digging Cena's talking smack promo. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Cena's whole rebuttal was just pitch perfect. And that was BEFORE bringing it home with Tex Ferguson. Also Sweet Beets 4Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 25 minutes ago, zev said: Sister Abigail's cousin's mom was Mama Cornette. Bray's bringing in the New New Midnight Express. Naturally, the New New Midnight Express would be a worse pairing than Bob Holly and Bart Gunn. If WWE's intention is to make Jim Cornette's head explode, slap the Midnight Express moniker on Riddick Moss and Tino Sabbatelli. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 32 minutes ago, zev said: Sister Abigail's cousin's mom was Mama Cornette. Bray's bringing in the New New Midnight Express. Evil Erick and Brobdignagian Braun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Meanie Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Again, hard to boo the bad guy when they speak the truth. Maryse's Nikki was spot on, why is she the villain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 @Rev Ray Clearly Bryan's channeling his inner Mark Madsen. And/or this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eivion Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 AA/Usos was good. The Miz & Maryse Total Bellas stuff was so terrible it was somewhat funny. The Breezy Bella stuff was hilariously wrong. I loved JBL's quick reference to Chet & Catamaran. Cena's Talking Smack promo completely tearing the Miz & Maryse apart though was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 1 hour ago, PetrolCB said: @Rev Ray Clearly Bryan's channeling his inner Mark Madsen. I'd prefer if Bryan channeled his inner Michael Madsen. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidGoldBomb Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 NIKKI! I got you a Diamond.......................Dallas Page, Yoga DVD Set! 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Bray was out for the dark match. It was a quick tag with him teaming with Corbin against Ambrose and Harper. It was maybe 5-6 minutes at the most. I had a blast at this show though. I loved Usos vs. American Alpha and was excited to see the titles changes hands. I love heel Usos. Big Gronk was sitting about ten feet from us. He seemed like a good guy taking pictures with all the little kiddies. I got to see Shane nearly kill himself so that's cool. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 58 minutes ago, Niners Fan in CT said: Bray was out for the dark match. It was a quick tag with him teaming with Corbin against Ambrose and Harper. It was maybe 5-6 minutes at the most. I had a blast at this show though. I loved Usos vs. American Alpha and was excited to see the titles changes hands. I love heel Usos. Big Gronk was sitting about ten feet from us. He seemed like a good guy taking pictures with all the little kiddies. I got to see Shane nearly kill himself so that's cool. Glad you had a good time and you were able to see AJ Styles like you wanted. LOL at the last sentence ; ) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 One thing that has me thinking... why did Rhyno and slater arrive at the arena 15 minutes before the show ended? They didn't have a match or a promo. Why show up that late if you aren't performing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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