Spritenaut 32 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Ultimo Necro said: I'm just going to go right ahead and believe that Vanguard 1 is the soul of deleted Shannon Moore uploaded into an AI drone. Personally, I think it's Cham Pain. Really enjoyed the segments last night. Reby strapping Maxell on her back and sliding down the pole into the Batcave dining room had me rolling. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 "Herman Hertz Hershkey, this is Meek Mahan. Prepare the standard Wrestling Superstar Contracts for Broken Matt Hardy, his wife, their toddler, and his father-in-law." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 8 hours ago, Rev Ray said: The follow up this week is pretty good. Aside from Matt really making sure to hit some of his catchphrases, it feels like the series in keeping the bizarreness that we have been falling in love with. Love it. "Brother Nero, I knew you'd come!" and any variation of it is my favorite wrestling catchphrase in years, cracks me up every time. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 23 minutes ago, DreamBroken said: Love it. "Brother Nero, I knew you'd come!" and any variation of it is my favorite wrestling catchphrase in years, cracks me up every time. That line will for sure be in the porn parody: "Strokin' Matt Harddy: The Final Secretion" Who has the line will depend on which section of the porn rental place it ends up in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 2 hours ago, piranesi said: That line will for sure be in the porn parody: "Strokin' Matt Harddy: The Final Secretion" Who has the line will depend on which section of the porn rental place it ends up in. I know you can buy it in sex shops, but I didn't think there were still places that rented porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 15 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: I know can you can buy it in sex shops, but I didn't think there were still places that rented porn. We have a family video in town...and despite the name it's the "room behind the beaded curtain" that keeps them in business. I'm happy because a few times a year I can go (to the unbeaded-curtain part of course!) and re-inhabit something like the video store of my youth with new releases around the walls and genres in the middle. It's...relaxing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 11 hours ago, RIPPA said: The inadvertent Twilight Zone callback, the Batpole leading to the private movie cinema, King Maxel's hair, Green Beans as a delicacy, the JARVIS-esque Vanguard 1 artificial intelligence. God, I love this angle. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyld Samurai Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Jeff couldn't keep a straight face at Meek Mahon. That was just too much for him. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 The shirt is brought to Matt on a hangar. How did Vanguard 1 manage that? I guess it's his hidden human hand that turned down the lights during dinner. "My belly-box feels browken. I need food! Can I have some of the shrep sauced in cocktail?" This new one was cut a little, like the line about the Batpole. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 3 hours ago, RIPPA said: TNA's version - so in includes the missing piece that wasn't there before but doesn't include the stuff that actually occurred in the ring OK: Watching the missing pieces: - Hardy Cinema has fake movie posters: It looks like Matt and Reby as Mr. and Mrs. Smith Maxel as Nacho Libre Senor Benjamin perhaps as the Godfather - Reby access the Maxel's room by pulling a book in the book case. All the books? Hardy Boys mysteries. - Maxel has the extraordinary xylophone with him. - the baby on the Armenian maid's lap giving Matt the "What's your damage dude?" look - has anyone figured out the other attendees of the cinema yet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Quote has anyone figured out the other attendees of the cinema yet Neighbors from outside the compound I bet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Meanie Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Is it bad that "Oh hi [insert name here]" has been replaced by "Brother Nero, I knew you'd come!" in my normal vernacular? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 11 hours ago, DreamBroken said: Love it. "Brother Nero, I knew you'd come!" and any variation of it is my favorite wrestling catchphrase in years, cracks me up every time. This. Along with: "Prepare the battlefield" "Brother Nerrrroooo? It's ovah. Oh shit!!!" "It's a dilapilated boat!" Bloody love the Final Deletion match. I was laughing out loud with snorts and tears. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 1 hour ago, The Natural said: This. Along with: "Prepare the battlefield FOR MASSACRE" "Brother Nerrrroooo? It's ovah. Oh shit!!!" "It's a dilapilated boat!" Bloody love the Final Deletion match. I was laughing out loud with snorts and tears. FTFY 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 14 hours ago, piranesi said: We have a family video in town...and despite the name it's the "room behind the beaded curtain" that keeps them in business. I worked at a video store like this in high school when DVDs started coming out, and they made an absurd amount of money from that room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 2 hours ago, Infinit said: FTFY Thank you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 On July 12, 2016 at 9:30 PM, JonnyLaw said: I am now fascinated with the idea of an unnaturally suave and clean member of the Wyatts. Zeppo Wyatt 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 17 hours ago, piranesi said: Every cannibal hillbilly family needs to have the one normal. Someone has to sweet talk the teens and their van to the swamp. I mean that's just 'billy best practices. Great idea. Like Marilyn on The Munsters, or Baby Firefly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 This thread in general is just the best. 12 hours ago, The Natural said: This. Along with: "Prepare the battlefield" "Brother Nerrrroooo? It's ovah. Oh shit!!!" "It's a dilapilated boat!" Bloody love the Final Deletion match. I was laughing out loud with snorts and tears. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 From my 'net travels: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Bonus: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 This whole thing has a lot of breakout potential. A lot of comics I know who don't follow wrestling anymore have been passing it around. I could very much see it have a "Gathering of the Juggalos" video type of popularity to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Now every time I feed my toddler green beans, I make sure to tell her that they're a delicacy. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Man, I just sat through the WWE draft... Thank you #Broken Matt, for helping me love again. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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