The Natural Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 On 25/07/2016 at 8:06 PM, clintthecrippler said: One of the writers at the paper I work at spent a day following Jeff Hardy around at Gathering of the Juggalos Pro Wrestling Gets Wild at Gathering of the Juggalos With WWE Legend Jeff Hardy "Man, I want to Swanton [a forward flip that's Hardy's finishing move] off the top of the cell, onto the commentary table," says Hardy, who says he wants to end his career in a match with the Undertaker, at WrestleMania, in a "Hell in the Cell" match. "Then, I want to climb the cell, cut the fucking cage, when Taker's back in the ring, and Swanton though the cage, miss, and then Tombstone 1-2-3." Hardy wants to lose to the Undertaker, which is the pro wrestling equivalent to an actor being offered a death scene in a Tarantino movie. On 28/07/2016 at 9:20 PM, Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 said: On 30/07/2016 at 1:38 PM, RIPPA said: Brilliant. Just brilliant. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Little White Lies, a pretty serious UK film mag and probably the most beautifully designed on the newsstands, has even got in on the action http://lwlies.com/articles/wrestling-imitating-television-result-really-good/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie M. Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 The podcast with Jericho was delightful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Broken Matt Hardy really is the gift that keeps on giving. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 I hope everyone has checked out Broken Matt's Talk is Jericho podcast. The commitment... He's really thought this character through! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Senor Benjamin being interviewed by Juventud and sharing lawnmower tips is the greatest opening to Konnan's podcast ever. Broken Matt then deletes the conversation, worth seeking out for the randomness of it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 5 hours ago, Paco said: I hope everyone has checked out Broken Matt's Talk is Jericho podcast. The commitment... He's really thought this character through! Have to seek that out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Broken Matt Hardy especially and Jeff Hardy need to win end of year awards. I love the Final Deletion match, I'd put it up as a Match of the Year candidate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nofuture Posted August 4, 2016 Author Share Posted August 4, 2016 25 minutes ago, Ultimo Necro said: Senor Benjamin being interviewed by Juventud and sharing lawnmower tips is the greatest opening to Konnan's podcast ever. Broken Matt then deletes the conversation, worth seeking out for the randomness of it all. The best part was Juvi asking if Senor Benjamin what he missed most about living in Mexico and the Senor was like "I'm form Puerto Rico". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brysynner Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Subterranean Lucha is my favorite bit. Someone needs to rename all the folders and posts to match their BROKEN names 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 My favorite part was when Jericho was asking him about using King Maxel as a decoy and he responds by very matter of factly stating "That was not my baby. That was a doll." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 The Deletion of the Bucks of Youth promo is an instant classic. From now until the gimmick runs its course, all Broken Matt promos need to begin with Vanguard One hacking into a broadcast feed and end with Vanguard One releasing the video and audio transmission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nofuture Posted August 5, 2016 Author Share Posted August 5, 2016 It'll be a crime If Vanguard doesn't do a fly-in on one of those outdoor baseball indy shows the Hardy's do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 15 minutes ago, nofuture said: It'll be a crime If Vanguard doesn't do a fly-in on one of those outdoor baseball indy shows the Hardy's do. Oh, fuck. Now I need for V1 to do a run-in... uh... fly-in and distract a ref with a laser light show while Broken Matt gets a win by handful of tights or international object. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Can you get a mark photo with Vanguard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 1 hour ago, J.T. said: Oh, fuck. Now I need for V1 to do a run-in... uh... fly-in and distract a ref with a laser light show while Broken Matt gets a win by handful of tights or international object. Put a brick inside the King Maxel doll 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: Put a brick inside the King Maxel doll Or KO win with the Extraordinary Xylophone! VANGUARD ONE~! INTIATE DISTRACTION PLAN OMEGA~! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 I'd only seen the initial vignette before the Jericho podcast. The TIJ blew me away and I laughed my ass off. Went back and watched everything, and it was fun, but that podcast is spectacular. If he keeps up the backstory and lines like 'Subterranean Lucha' and 'McMaHan', it's on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Impact was pretty great this week. "Jeff, youre not an honourable evolved gorilla" and banning Jeff from the top rope. Jeff vs. Chuck Taylor & JT Dunn. "Brother Nero Taylor, Brother Nero Dunn, I knew you'd come" which is pretty great considering Chuck Taylor's recent image rights issues in Chikara. Matt biting a fans ear off. Matt somehow winning the match. all greatness. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 The ear thing is about exactly an hour in. Gotta love the look on that old lady's face when she sees his bloody mouth, then he picks up the mic and just goes "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" "Do not defy me ageen!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 I am Inigo Montoya to Broken Matt's Vizzini. He keeps using the word "ubiquitous" and I am not sure if he knows what that word means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, J.T. said: I am Inigo Montoya to Broken Matt's Vizzini. He keeps using the word "ubiquitous" and I am not sure if he knows what that word means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 One of the unfortunate consequences of Broken Matt's greatness is that he inspired asshats at the last two wrestling shows I've attended to yell out, "Delete! Delete!" at completely random, inappropriate times during matches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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