JLSigman Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Shinedown, anyone? Or does the lack of big hits negate the ass-kicking rock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Casey Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Halftime is when I go get snacks together and shit, so I really don't care who does the Halftime show. Haven't watched it in years. Can't even remember the last one I actually sat through. I will admit, though, a Weird Al Halftime show would get me to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I mean Jesus Christ, I know the NFL wants milquetoast acts but there's inoffensive and then there's Coldplay. They make Kidz Bop look like Swedish Death Metal. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I do know that some folks are all pissed it's not Metallica since it's in San Fran AND Metallica is playing a show Saturday in San Fran already. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I was also thinking of Metallica. I think they have enough radio friendly hits to put on a show. Plus, half the show is other people joining in anyway, so it wouldn't even need to be all Metallica songs. I'm also surprised Aerosmith hasn't been brought back after their 2001 appearance. They tick all the boxes that most Super Bowl Halftime Performers need to tick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrag Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Since the NFL's image is so bad, they might as well do whatever they can to deflect that hatred onto someone else while also going for the largest rating possible. With that in mind, there is only one act worth booking for the halftime show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I'd be down for that. That would be awesome. Too awesome for the halftime show. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Tabe wants REO Speedwagon and Night Ranger to tear it up and break some hips.Along those lines, the game is in San Francisco - how about Journey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I'd be down for that. That would be awesome. Too awesome for the halftime show. I'm with you, I'd want halftime to last longer. Say what you want about him, but that dude will put on a show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 So many good tracks to go through if Yeezus did the show. I wouldn't even know where to begin. My hope would be him sneaking in Monster to fully piss off the network. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clintthecrippler Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Last year Katy Perry rode into the stadium on a giant mech-tiger and ended the set riding above the field in a jet pack. Unless Coldplay has an elaborate self-immolation planned, they will only succeed at causing a mech-tiger to fall asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Honestly, I half expected it to be Adele. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Honestly, I half expected it to be Adele. I read that as Andre and was like "Well now we are on to something..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Adlai Stevenson also not available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted December 4, 2015 Author Share Posted December 4, 2015 This is about to turn into another Blerg Scarecrow thread isn't it? General Adnan was also unavailable. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 This is about to turn into another Blerg Scarecrow thread isn't it? I don't find this funny. Immediately cease all offshoots of the Bjorn Sizzlechest joke. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 As someone who feels primarily responsible for the wacky names we've given Blarney Sizzlebeats, we should stop* before someone** continues their war on humor.*fuuuuuuuuuuck no we shouldn't **vic et al Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Y'all aren't really observant He hasn't posted in a month and won't be until January at the earliest 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogwelder Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Tabe wants REO Speedwagon and Night Ranger to tear it up and break some hips.Along those lines, the game is in San Francisco - how about Journey? Fans would be pissed that it's not Steve Perry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Y'all aren't really observant He hasn't posted in a month and won't be until January at the earliest Morelock posted the other day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 He means the other grumpy bastard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Tabe wants REO Speedwagon and Night Ranger to tear it up and break some hips.Along those lines, the game is in San Francisco - how about Journey?Fans would be pissed that it's not Steve Perry?To be fair, the guy they have now (Arnel Pineda) is a lot better than Steve is anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 They should get some irrelevant turn of the century act to do it. Korn featuring Limp Bizkit and Staind. The stands would empty quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 They should get some irrelevant turn of the century act to do it. Korn featuring Limp Bizkit and Staind. The stands would empty quickly. Which means, since this is the NFL, we'd get Third Eye Blind, Eagle Eye Cherry, and Semisonic. CLOSING TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME. . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 They should get some irrelevant turn of the century act to do it. Korn featuring Limp Bizkit and Staind. The stands would empty quickly.Which means, since this is the NFL, we'd get Third Eye Blind, Eagle Eye Cherry, and Semisonic.CLOSING TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME. . . I want something else to get me through that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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