cool arrow Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 "Well, I walked out on my dream gig because I'm totally burned out on the business, but you know what? I'd totally love to take more money than everyone else on the roster combined to work your contractually-obligated death rattle of a UK tour!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Funny thing is: Punk walking out may have increased his value. I'm sure Vince would pay him a load of money to come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I kinda hope Batista comes back just in time to win the Royal Rumble for a second straight year. The outrage would be incredible. I figured they had Paige declare she was single on Twitter to get him to come back...... Like that would have stopped him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I want a Piranesi explanation for how long blond hair Jon Moxley became The Lunatic Fringe. The real life explanation is equally awesome: shortly after that match he moved to Puerto Rico to work for sheepherder Luke and was basically paid in drugs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Random thought I had driving down the road earlier: there would be so many awesome matches on WWE TV if Eddy was still around. Cesaro vs. Eddy specifically came to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Old man Eddy hitting on Lana and finding new ways to cheat against Rusev would be amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I presume we would have gotten straight edge punk vs recovering addict eddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Step 1: Get CM Punk Step 2: Get new TV deal. Step 3: Watch the 1.2 and 1.3s roll in. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre013 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I wonder if that's why Dixie was in Chicago awhile back and negotiating to bring their plummeting ratings to WGN. I could think of worse situations for Punk...ask for ownership, commitment to a substantial budget and creative control, local tie-in with WGN and his precious Cubs. Who am I kidding, TNA would fuck it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 They'll get close to an agreement.....and then bring in CP Munk and fuck it all up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Bring in CP Munk to feud with Rose's bunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Rodent Rumble! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Bring in Colt Cabunny to feud with Rose's bunny. Fixed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I wonder if that's why Dixie was in Chicago awhile back and negotiating to bring their plummeting ratings to WGN. I could think of worse situations for Punk...ask for ownership, commitment to a substantial budget and creative control, local tie-in with WGN and his precious Cubs. Who am I kidding, TNA would fuck it up. It would be fun to watch though. TNA could move their operations to Chicago and just run shows there. Make it like the old Chicago wrestling on youtube right now. CM Punk as the Buddy Rogers of the company would be so hilarious to watch. He would need a Bobby Davis though to start some riots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Shit, if TNA became Chicago based, I'd be a fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Always crack me up how Dean Ambrose was basically a Hunter Hearst Helmsey rip off early in his career with absolutely none of the edge he has now. Remember when he debut with Sami Calihan as the Switchblade Conspiracy in CZW as was shocked how different and awesome he was Is this part of the DVDVR Ambrose documentary? I imagine piranesi recording from the front porch of a house that's seen better days, capturing hammerva here in some coveralls, just'a rambling on in an old wooden rocking chair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I feel like we have not spent nearly enough time making fun of the single Michael Hayes released recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 He should've put out a split with Grand Master Sexayyyyyy [tm The Fink]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 No one cares about indy shows. I do, Preston City Wrestling is a bit of a laugh and I've been going to their shows since they held a freebie in the city centre a few months ago. I go along, cheer the faces, boo the heels, heckle, you name it. I guess it's done in a fuckwit ironic way due to kayfabe being dead but it's more fun than being a smark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 No one cares about indy shows. I do, Preston City Wrestling is a bit of a laugh and I've been going to their shows since they held a freebie in the city centre a few months ago. I go along, cheer the faces, boo the heels, heckle, you name it. I guess it's done in a fuckwit ironic way due to kayfabe being dead but it's more fun than being a smark I was being facetious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Cary Elwes did a pretty good Andre impression, while sharing a Princess Bride anecdote on the Today Show. Not too long, but rather funny regardless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 What's the over/under on WWE adding C.P. Munk to Adam Rose's entourage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Having In Living Colour hit the next time they're in Chicago, leading to CP Munk coming out would be downright amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 TNA could bring Punk in as a face, have him turn heel, have him challenge for the World title and somehow win the women's title, debut an alter ego named Wolliw (that is Willow spelled backwards), drop a shoot style pipe bomb promo, quit the company, come back in a shoot angle holding the women's title randsom, name drop the WWE 300 times, finally win the Wolrd title...only to lose it seconds later to a high as a kite Jeff Hardy. This would all be taped for his first episode on iMPACT! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 TNA could bring Punk in as a face, have him turn heel, have him challenge for the World title and somehow win the women's title, debut an alter ego named Wolliw (that is Willow spelled backwards), drop a shoot style pipe bomb promo, quit the company, come back in a shoot angle holding the women's title randsom, name drop the WWE 300 times, finally win the Wolrd title...only to lose it seconds later to a high as a kite Jeff Hardy. This would all be taped for his first episode on iMPACT! You forgot the rematch where he would have to shoot pin Hardy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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