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He should’ve dragged the Bruno statue behind his car outside of Titan Towers...

There are no good jokes about Jonestown because the punchlines are always too long.

NBC has picked up NINE-NINE.

A buddy of mine has an AWA Championship belt...had to take a pic with it yesterday.

Now that's clearly impossible.

Is it a reenactment of the Syracuse incident?

Blanchard is so good at the little things:

Wait, I thought Cody was supposed to be a heel and not a gigantic babyface???

Welp, that escalated quickly.

Welcome to where the rest of the Philly fanbase has been for four months.

Insert appropriate political analogy here.

What does that Vince Russo tweet even mean? Like what does that statement actually tell us about "ME & THEM"? That he's eager to be there and that people don't want him there? Why would he want to point that out? I feel like blood is going to shoot out my nose thinking about this.

Which asks; would Ted Danson get a better push? On a side note, what’s with this audible notification when a post of yours is reacted to or quoted? It’s weird. I just noticed it now (iPhone). It’s like when Conrad redesigned Jerry’s kitchen.

Then they are going to film a follow up piece an episode of Undercover at the Main Roster to see how they deconstruct new stars

If you don't want to get front kicked into oblivion, I would advise against a retirement fight versus Lyoto Machida. That was one for the books.

He’d be the only one in the arena who would. The aprons are covered in humanity. I love those 20 man tags though...

I like how Smash just marks out.

Briga Heelan was fantastic in the Katie role. I hope she gets another series to star in, asap.

Russo and his followers should really relocate to Guyana. I hear there's a nice remote settlement with some really good punch.

Now *THAT* is the total package

Of course. Like when he bargained for a lesser NBC deal.

I hope that he doesn’t attempt Bodysuit Man.

or drip strawberry juice all over Vince's powder blue suit Trying to go from working for the Yankees to the Mets is sort of the ultimate George Costanza move.

The Bix/Conrad feud is one we all lose

So something good may finally come from a Impersonating Mini segment in WWE?

This is too good.

This reminds me of the single greatest thing Jesse Ventura ever said: "We don't replace 20 year old school buildings, why should we replace 20 year old stadiums?"

For better or worse, the UFC is going to put a lot behind Mackenzie Dern. Fortunately, tonight was for better.

This joke has went thru many mutations thru the years. My favorite was eating ribs in Freddie Blassie's jacket.

I suddenly feel so inadequate

What the Raptors should be most worried about in the future isn't Lebron. It's Boston and possibly Philadelphia, if their core two stay healthy. This waiting out LeBron strategy won't mean a damn thing if these two younger teams keep getting better.

Thoughts on Cobra Kai, which I plowed through in two days.

sometimes i wonder if you are a Rolling Stone subscription from 1998 that gained sentience after a comet passed over it

https://www.criterion.com/current/posts/5636-the-hell-of-war-david-simon-on-paths-of-glory David Simon on Paths of Glory

For the very very little it's worth, Okada/Sabre was my MOTY up until last week.

BTE already came back this week though.

I honestly haven't gone back since my initial foray with the game because I'm terrified what it will do to my life. It's incredibly well made, a lot of fun, and fucking dangerous. I kept going back to the drawing board trying to correct mistakes I made with previous designs and then I look up at the clock and it's like 3:00 AM. And the whole time I'm thinking "why am I playing a game about the prison industrial complex" and felt incredibly guilty about digital prisoners. I think I have general anxiety disorder or something. Meanwhile, if you have even a basic bitch laptop or an Xbone, you can be playing Sea of Thieves for $10 a month through Xbox Game Pass. Such a rad deal and it's going to get better with State of Decay 2 dropping next Friday. My friends and I have become entirely addicted to SOT. It's bare bones right now (regularly scheduled DLC starts dropping this month!) but the PvP is the most fun I've had with an online game in forever. I loved Friday the 13th last year, but Sea of Thieves has easily eclipsed it.

I didn't see SD this week - Enzo returned?

Dave has a financial interest in Bryan leaving the WWE

Better late than never, this should have happened in 2014.

You know - if all the people complaining about Brooklyn Nine-Nine being cancelled actually watched Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Brooklyn Nine-Nine wouldn't have been cancelled

Speaking of:

Gigante/Nailz has no reason to exist. Gigante seemed winded just from walking to the ring and they finish in a total of like three minutes. Thank fuck it wasn't longer, because out of morbid curiosity I would've watched all of it.

This definitely deserves Orson Welles.

They could put him in ratty clothes, call him Vinny Vagrant, and finally go forward with the hobo army idea.

Is this him?

That whole sequence is so great, when Superman overhears her doctor pleading with her on the phone to hold on, to him rushing over there even though he was already dealing with something else. Train derailment? I can't remember. That's the page I show people when they ask me why I like Superman as a character so much. No matter what, Superman wants to help everyone. Also, Grant Fucking Morrison.

I always love when Spider-Man is put in these insane situations that put him so far over his head that when something amazing happens even he is stunned he's apart of it!