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Maybe she's a lawyer.

Say what you want about the man, he loves it and us.

That's impressive. Most people would just use a steel chair.

So Enzo was ok for how many years till he botched one from spot from board darling Cesaro? The speed at which this board turns on people and companies(see roh) grows by the millisecond. I will admit Enzo doesn't do much as a worker but as the tag team partner who gets his ass kicked till the hot tag ,which is kind of a lost art in WWE I think he's actually pretty damn great at.

What a lucky man, how did he get that wonderful jacket?

lol

I can't get enough New Jack promos in SMW, especially whenever he addresses Bon Armstrong. New Jack: I'll fight any of Bob Armstrong's sons. Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey..Brad, Brian or Steve, I don't care.

I actually thought it worked on last week's show, but it is so important on timing. Basically, the guy has to get up just in time to get hit with it. If he gets up even a second or two early, it results in the "standing around dazed" while waiting for the move to hit reaction, like a character in Street Fighter II

"CYCLE OFF! CYCLE OFF! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"

It just needs to get to the point where HHH and Steph. can lock him in a room with a microphone and headset and he thinks there's a show and he's barking things to "JBL" and "King" to say. But his wires aren't connected to anything and this goes on 24/7 and they have a running printout appearing on a blog like Creed Thoughts. It could be a fun scroll at the bottom of the network.

If TV shows are any indication it looks like Barry Allen just had to go back in time and muck all this up. Next thing you know Cisco's brother's dead, Savitar's out to get Iris and Jinder's a world title contender. I guess we're starting to transition into a WWE Paradox. Goddamnit, Barry, you just had to do that, didn't ya?

#vintageorton

Preppy golfer Ziggler needs to happen ASAP.

The Patriots wouldn't owe him any salary because in the NFL, salary isn't guaranteed. There is no such as thing as wrongful termination when it comes to salary, just the signing bonus. The more likely reason Hernandez killed himself is now his daughter can get his NFL pension, which is protected from civil lawsuits. I'm sure there are still some with too much time on their hands that think he didn't commit suicide, but 100% of the evidence (baring the door, soaping the floor, suicide notes, etc.) shows he did, even if his lawyer that will lose money when he isn't paid for the appeals is claiming otherwise. While I have no issue with his brain being checked for CTE, I think those that knew him have already pinpointed when he first 'lost his way' and it wasn't football related. Now if they find any brain damage at all they will blame that on his crimes, which probably isn't the reality. Some people are bad people without brain damage.

Or, he was lying about dying as a way to try and get a WWE Hall of Fame payoff. Now that the HOF has passed, he is back to working and making some money that way.

I'm surprised that wasn't The Big Show and Miz's tag team finisher.

So long as Pete Gas gets to manage them.

Funny... I was just talking about this on Twitter. That Pro Wrestling Tees is a crappy tracing of a low-quality photo I swiped from eBay years ago and posted on Twitter. I would've bought the PWT version if they made some sort of attempt to correct the slanted angle the original pic had: Yeah, I'm not paying $20 for that.

And given the need for him to get all his shit in, you think he stopped at one?

30 Helens agree, fuck that owl.

I need this shirt

I'll be on at some point, just don't know when. I'm doing the single dad thing tonight (so I can avoid watching Phantom of the Opera), so it just depends on when little man goes to sleep. About to take him to the playground to run some of this energy off.

Just reminded me of another team that belongs on this list: 87 Flyers who took arguably the greatest team ever to a 7th game.

She likely won't working for TNA Impact AWE Global Force.

I love when auto-correct makes Rippa sound like Foghorn Leghorn. Oh, and Blake Griffin is injured and done for the playoffs. Yes, again.

I wish I could find the awesome "The Junkyard Dog days are over! The Tap Dancin' 2 Cold Scorpio days are over!" promo SMW New Jack is so amazing on the mic during this period. I'm still waiting for him to get cast i na movie as denzel's best friend! James

I'm going to imagine Big E won some kind of miniature golf tournament and that jacket was his prize. You can't convince me otherwise.

I don't know if Vince is bipolar but he is in his seventies and everyone loses their mind if they get old enough. The difference between him and a lotta people his age is he is capable of doing real damage.

I guess he gave Tammy god's last gift.

Bret Hart was right. Unsafe and reckless.

Chinese NXT trainee Leo Goa has the best Twitter.

Well, that line of thinking served Enzo well, so.... go for it. I don't what could possibly go wrong.

I love that Matt's new twitter gimmick is to continually go through all his gimmicks.

Vulgar Display of Hunger

Jim Duggan will take him out of the dumpster in a few weeks.

He does, but he is roughly half the size he was as a wrestler. Guy was built like a freaking tank. It's probably healthier for him, makes me really happy to see he got out of wrestling in a good way. He is my favourite wrestler after all.

I think I need J.T. to counsel me, the man has his shit so clearly together.

Also, you go to Korakuen to see the Champions Carnival:

That's not saying much. Isaac Yankem's dentist drill theme or Perry Saturn coming to the ring to the sound of an air raid siren is better than Kid Rock or Limp Bizkit.

Seth Rollins: "Vince, just let me be the one who gets to say 'Bitch' tonight, it will really help me get over as a babyface." Braun Strowman: "Fine with me. I'll do everything else."

As long as he's conscious and mobile.... It's an upper body business

Can't believe Flair is holding a grudge all these years later because he didn't get that extra Turner money which would currently be sitting in some ex-wife's bank account.

Okay, while I'm not a Flair apologist, since I've been in a similar situation let me show an example of this type of contract/buyout and see what y'all think. A few years back a friend was pitching an anthology to a major New York publisher, the publisher liked the idea but gave him a list of five writers (I was one) and admonished him that for the deal to work he needed at least three of the five to be in the book. He called me up and explained the situation and mentioned that one of the five (Stephen King) had already said "no" (yeah, big surprise there), would I sign on? My natural question in such times is "How much are you paying?" His response of "five cents a word" (the HWA professional minimum) did not impress as I had a bunch of other shit to do and as slow as I write, at five cents a word I'm actually losing money when I contrast to other things I could be doing. So, not to be a prick, but full of self-interest I responded, "If I'm one of your huckleberries, I need eight cents a word, I don't care what anyone else gets paid." He came back with a bunch of whining about the budget yadda-yadda and I told him to man up and go back to the publisher and demand a larger advance (they were offering something ridiculous like $5000). I said, "Look they want to dictate the menu, they need to pay a premium. Go into any restaurant and order off-menu and see what happens, you'll pay $20.00 for a peanut-butter sandwich." He went back, presented that argument and they immediately upped the deal by $2500 (still not much, but better). Everyone got eight cents a word. Maybe my moral compass is off, but I think Flair's wish for a better deal based on being an integral part of the deal seems perfectly reasonable to me. If I'm involved in a deal and I'm foolish enough to put all my cards on the table, I have to expect that it's going to cost me. Conversely, if ITEM A is so important to the structure of the whole deal, then I don't see any problem with more money being pushed in the direction of ITEM A (being a person, a bit of technology, a sales territory, whatever; if it's important enough to call out specifically, it's important enough to pay for.)

Dude, I was 27 in 1984 and thought "breakfast" meant a gram of coke and a few shots of Jack Daniels. ;-) All things must pass, I quit that shit in 1988 and never looked back.