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To this day I cannot hear the name Aaron Burr and not immediately think of the Got Milk? commercial.

It doesnt get mentioned a lot anymore, but she is funny in the Blues Brothers as belushi's ex.

If Gallagher gets a Wrestlemania match, he better enter the stadium in a hot air balloon.

At risk of fantasy-booking entrances, I want Gallagher to come down in a three-piece suit every week. And then have a striped beach tent by the ring that he steps into and changes in.

My beloved significant other got me a 1TB XBone with Gears of War 4 for Christmas. As soon as I find a used copy of this dumb game, I will see you assholes in Los Santos after hours and hours of content downloading. This may have to happen after my honeymoon as I feel I should marry this woman immediately.

Who's going to do the picks when the show is on a school night?

How is it people always manage to pick out the one thing like this and ignore everything else where he is still respectful to Styles while Style himself acts like a general asshole?

You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood in the back of a cathedral waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor to Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you and your brother.

If JT can keep us in line enough that we don't fail the same mission by having a minor traffic accident, parking in the wrong spot, and walking too fast to a fucking funeral, then we'll be doing better than before.

Excellent. We've been missing The General's crack precision leadership to mold us into a cohesive fighting unit instead of the ragtag crew of misfits we are. This is surely a bad thing for all dots (unless we run into someone from The Little Mermaid crew, in which case all bets are off). This is also not a welcome development for Jehovah's Witnesses.

For those who haven't, I highly recommend reading her books.

I'll assume the new coach will be name on January 4th. That was the day of the Music City Miracle. In 1/4/2017, the Bills playoff drought will turn 17, the age of consent in New York state. That way, the team can legally admit to fucking the fanbase when they welcome Jeff Fisher.

This is the play where Jay Ajayi got 57 yards on a run, in Overtime. Oops. Yeah, that's both their asses.

What's that up in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a jackass? No, it's FUNKER MAN!

I wanted to thank Mis for helping me out on Christmas Eve in making about $400k in about an hour between selling his weed, my coke & weed, and a couple of other miscellaneous sundries. Assist goes to Stout for doing roughly 800 supply runs with me. We were all wondering why Rockstar hasn't sold a snowplow for this week where it snows. I think the price tag should be somewhere around the entirely reasonable $5 million they seem to charge for any car that is remotely fun.

Leslie Odom, Jr. (Original Aaron Burr on Hamilton's Broadway Cast) also did a version:

Jericho got simple things like a list and a scarf over. He's become highly entertaining and it's funny seeing him with Owens. I think it's hurting Owens though because he's doing more comedy and less killer prizefighter. Miz has stepped it up in a huge way, and with an open platform on SDL he turned in one of the most memorable promos of the year. I absolutely love him and Maryse and look forward to what they do weekly. Plus it's cool to see a guy so damn driven from the start finally get appreciated for what's he's done recently. But Matt Hardy? I'll put it like this. I met him twice, last time being soon after finishing ROH when he was sober and clear-headed. We had a great conversation about where his head was at then and how it is now and he seems like a genuinely nice guy. Since then I saw him and Jeff at local shows before, and while it was cool seeing them I never once felt compelled to get an autograph or picture with them. But now? Well, they're coming to MCW next month and I'm my wife and I are so damn tempted to pay $100 for a picture with the whole Hardy crew. TNA is kind of trying to get some money in Hardy merch, but it's Matt and Jeff who are raking in money hand over fist. And unless TNA gets a cut of that I guarantee next month they'll make a killing on autographs/pictures alone. If he does that at other indie shows then hot damn he's got it made. But as far as reinventions go Matt's head and shoulders above the rest.

Steph's opening promo got Punk chants so she responded with "If you guys keep that up for about 2 minutes 15 seconds, you'll have lasted one second longer than Punk did" Bayley gave Goldust a Dusty teddy bear for Christmas then Anderson and Gallows came and ripped the bear's head off.

Knowing the McMahon's.... since 2014.

Also, fuck Max Landis

Watching Talking Smack. So Cena is just a full blown heel now correct? There's nothing redeemable about the character... now he's making excuses for losing at SummerSlam. AJ beat him clean and has ran over everyone in 2016. He's getting huge face reactions. Why would anyone want to boo AJ Styles.

One of the better bits of TV they've done in ages. AJ Styles is the best wrestler on the planet and it's amazing that they book him as strong as they do. When the heel run as champ is over he's gonna be a gigantic babyface (well, he basically is already).

I keep starting a post and deleting it. I just do not know how to even process this. Just... No dammit. Even beyond her on screen, whether in a galaxy far far away or just Illinois, she was special in a different way. She battled addiction, stood as an inspiration without ever becoming a cliche. She shut misogynist reporters down cold when her physical appearance was brought up, she was witty, sarcastic, bold and confident in ways society hates a woman to be, and she just didn't give a fuck if you disliked it, because she was Princess Goddamn Leia, and you were either going to respect her or get mowed over.

Seeing as how she had the mouth of a sailor, it's incredibly appropriate.

Nia Jax's eye roll, look of disinterest, is the single most infuriating thing on Raw. She has moments where she looks badass in ring, but her facial expressions need a ton of work. Gentleman Jack makes Raw way more tolerable.

Last month Matt Hardy appeared for WCPW in Nottingham, and immediately my friends (who are semi-casual, but definitely don't watch TNA) wanted me to buy tickets for us to go, purely because they loved all the Broken stuff they'd watched on YouTube. One of them said to me "If this was the old Matt Hardy, I wouldn't have cared, but I'm really interested in this new mental Matt".

Shine ye boots, tuck ye shirts, and starch ye britches bitches we got our general back!

You're doing better than me. I didn't even see the joke. I thought he was like "at least I didn't make it sacrilegious." I forgot the group I was amongst.

It's a teddy bear, not his dad. He likely should have been angrier that Bayley gave him a piece of comped merchandise rather than going out and buy it herself.

Funk looks like he should be in a 1970s Steve Gerber book somewhere.

Bills get rid of both Ryans.

Most of the time I have no idea whatsoever what piranesi is talking about, but I'll be damned if I don't immensely enjoy his posts.

I'd argue it's been uneven but worthwhile. The first arc tried to move really fast out of the gate to try and match the bombastic pace of Snyder, it feels like. At times it felt like there were issues missing in terms of how quick things progressed without clear transitions. Everything there was really strong but some of the big moments didn't really land because there was never any indication it would go another way, if that makes sense. The Monster Men crossover was crazy fun but also wasn't King driven. I Am Suicide was where King found his legs. More of a slow boiler, but the payoffs were just terrific. The last two issues in particular really reached for that Snyder/Morrison level even if he's clearly a step behind. The Bat-books are generally great right now. Detective and Batman rule. All Star has been a crazy rollercoaster ride with other tricks coming. Batgirl/BoP are both super solid. Nightwing is quietly about as good as Detective. And every book really occupies its own space in terms of style and narrative. Beyond that I'd say Wonder Woman, Flash, and Green Arrow are the best books coming out right now. I like Titans a lot too but it's still finding its legs. The Superman books are a lot of fun but really weird and feel wound up in each other mostly. Oh, and Justice League vs. Suicide Squad started SUPER promisingly and is written by the Flash regular writer so that's a plus. The first issue is pretty much the definition of 'approachable to readers who have just seen the movies while not being beholden to those portrayals' which is great. Oh, and it has MAJOR Rebirth implications.

Sometimes when im on, by myself or with one other crewmate and I/we get inna big ol' firefight shoot-out i say, dalm wheres the rest of the crew. Other times when im on, by myself or with one other crewmate and I/we get inna big ol' firefight shoot-out i say, dalm glad nobody else is here to steal my/our kills. Poor lil dingleberry and jermiah johnson were awful. So were the 2 ass hats that said hey money mane lets go help these 2 dudes that keep gettin killed. We'll get an insergent. Ok says railroader. The only help they provided was our K/D! Dalm piss ants gotta couple bites in though. Maybe ladybugs is a better word, yeah.....ladybugs.

I dint know where to put this, so here. I enjoyed this video (can't embed) way more than I should've... http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/thanks-for-the-memories-chris-berman-1790506253

Raw vs the Daily Show could maybe work, but Vince probably thinks Kilborn still hosts, and would be more preoccupied at winning Yambo than ratings.

Y'all better hope you don't run into that "Frozen" crew.

The Lion King - we're totally gonna kick the shit outta that Sofia the First crew. Sadly no show tunes - maybe there were singing em in their party chat.

I can't fully commit myself to college basketball anymore. The play is so much worse as a whole than most NBA games. Yes, it obviously can be highly entertaining when the elite teams play each other, and the tournament is always going to produce a couple of dramatic moments even if the majority of the games aren't high quality. However, it's hard for me to take someone seriously if they say college basketball produces better play than the NBA. You say you're more invested in the college basketball games, specifically the ones involving your Alma mater? Fine. I get it. You think the college atmosphere~ and passion of the fans heightens the drama and intensity of the college games? Okay, I guess...I'll let you have it. When someone starts mentioning the quality of play though, I usually start rolling my eyes.

Melraz and I had a brief encounter with a crew based around the Lion King last night. It went poorly. For them.

But this is my favorite gift: My youngest had "Colour Me Mine" (a ceramic store) come to school and she could paint one thing...she decided to paint ME a reindeer mug. It's amazing.