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I can't believe Mike Carey was ever an NFL referee. He is constantly lost on replays, rules, and penalties. He watches that dirty hit by Amendola and seems absolutely baffled at how it could be a penalty. 5 minutes later he's got a clear explanation that anybody else figured out after 5 seconds. Good grief.

If WWE had that mentality toward the latter half of the year (when business is down anyways), then it could potentially curb a lot of injuries going into the Mania season. I am all for Lame Duck champions, etc. post SummerSlam. R-Truth having a 3 month title reign would have been more fun then Sheamus holding the gold and that would allow people like Cena, Reigns, etc. to take it easy (maybe wrestling 3 times a month instead of ten) and allow for the top guys to do more promo work to build to the PPV matches. An approach like that will solve several things: 1. The product being stale. 2. Assist in curbing injuries to top stars by reducing their schedules. 3. Allow WWE to test the drawing point of its entire roster during a period where historically ratings, etc. go down anyway. I know its not going to happen, but a man can dream.

Oh, Magnum is the sexier of two, of course. You know he'll fuck you good and bonafide, but he'll spoon you with a meaty arm across you that exudes "you're safe." Magnum also had tights that just got more tiny as he became a bigger star. If he hadn't had the wreck he'd have been main eventing Starrcade 88 in a banana hammock.

Tully/Magnum Starrcade '85.

Fuck Mil Mascaras

Every week you should have two teams. The Team you like, and the whichever team that's playing against the team you most hate.

This was a finish straight out of a Buffalo Wild Wings commercial. . . .

Saturday night playoff football is the greatest thing ever

HA! THEY WENT BOBBY BONILLA ON THE DAVIS CONTRACT!!!

https://www.facebook.com/taka.mhb2310/videos/924334270937732/ I don't know where to put this or even if anyone can see it, but this is some FREEDOMS or Big Japan show with Abigail (Japanese black metal diehards) playing live WHILE the brawl goes on. Must-see footage.

What I meant by that was in 2014/15 at a lot of places, people were suggesting they were doing it live on the fly on Raw every week to bury Bryan. Because obviously WWE hates Daniel Bryan so so so much that they had him beat John Cena and Evolution clean by himself. Those people were crazy folks.

Here's an idea for the WWE Network that is original content: Bring back Prime Time wrestling. Make it one or two hours, probably one, have it hosted by two or three guys in the studio, and use the old Prime Time format of running commentary over recorded live events. If they're going to run this many shows at a time, you may as well record some of that to air as single matches on the WWE Network. I don't think they should do the skits that Heenan and Monsoon would do, but it would at least be something original to watch.

They really screwed with the cheddar flavor mix years ago to where I don't like it anymore.

How the fuck have I never seen this??? This is 6 minutes of STIFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!! Dean, if you haven't already, could you please review this for one of your future DVDVRs?

Shut up Mike, you goddamn racist.

Tales from the Borderlands gets better by the end of the game. With that intro to Episode 2, I don't see how it doesn't grab you. And I'm done with Episode 2 of GoT and I hate everything in it. Apparently the whole point of Game of Thrones is so that the good guys get fucked each and every time. Fuck that shit. That's not good writing, that's just a cop-out to show 'shades of grey.' It gets much worse. Well, George R.R. Martin can't write worth a damn then. People give him money so he can write his terrible books and grow his neckbeard. Have the good guys kick some ass, ok? If I wrote Game of Thrones fanfiction, I would have time travel and one of the families (Starks or something) find Tony Stark and he builds a fuckin' atomic bomb and drop it on Roose Balton's house. What are they going to do then? Fight the Starks with swords?

Just a heads up.... https://www.google.com/search?q=legitshook&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjigbrI9qzKAhVFLyYKHaMYBmwQ_AUICCgC&biw=1024&bih=643#safe=off&tbs=itp:animated&tbm=isch&q=legitshook.com&imgrc=T1aNPrOGHz9v0M%3A I've made so many dumb shit wrestling (and movie) gifs. Click that link and find a lot of very fun and playful gifs. Some examples:

The weirdest thing about WWE in the past 3-4 years is how they've forgotten that you can have a guy on TV and getting angles progressed without having them wrestle every week. And then not realizing that guys are getting hurt and ruining long term plans because they wrestle 2-3 long TV matches every week instead of short jobber matches or 1 TV match per month. KO and Ambrose have a big match at the Rumble? How about...not having them both wrestle 7 long TV matches in the month before it happens where they don't hold back and take all the bumps and do all the dives every time. Two guys who are good at promo stuff. Maybe just have them cut promos on each other for a month, then you don't have to worry as much about one of them getting hurt before the PPV.

I more have trouble believing the part where Ole wasn't going to complain about something

Remember when anime was good? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

No... "This is the busiest day in SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT, MAGGLE!!!"

This disrespect is delicious. I FEAST ON YOUR DISBELIEF.

Your January 16th, 2015 NBA quote of the day:

I randomly call friends and people I know racist simply based on that scene whether they get it or not is up to them.

No way is Bayley's better than Magnum's. That's just crazy talk.

Karate Fighters was the best sponsor of the WWF in the 1990s, c'mon guys. Jerry Lawler & Sunny fighting each other in the finals of a tournament with rock'n sock'em ninjas on PPV? Attitude Era at its best.

Not sure where to put this but Jack Swagger was a Top 10 WWE wrestler in 2015. Maybe even Top 5. After his excellent match with Del Rio at TLC, I've been going back and watching most of his stuff from 2015 and I'm super impressed. The guy makes for a great face, IMO. Good strikes, moves/bumps well for a big guy, has some great power moves and sells really well. Some recommendations: vs Cesaro (Main Event #125 - 2/17) vs Harper (Main Event #144 - 6/30) vs Rusev (Smackdown 7/28 & Tribute To The Troops) vs Owens (Main Event #153 - 9/1) vs Sheamus (Main Event #156 - 9/22) vs Stardust (Main Event #169 - 12/29) There's also some good looking house show stuff that I just couldn't track down. He had a couple matches against Del Rio in Canada and Texas that sounded great from the reviews I read.

Jack Daniels has released a special Single Barrel edition dedicated to Lemmy.

One day you're gonna come to the temple and I'm gonna say the only Cristobal I know is El Zorro

Because the last thread got locked, I never got to do my list of "people I'd rather see in the Rumble than RVD". -Carlito -Masters -Elijah Burke -Christian -Vladimir Kozlov -Mil Mascaras -Drew Carey -Khali -Shane McMahon -Vince McMahon -Stephanie McMahon -Mr. Anderson -Arn Anderson -Karl Anderson -Hans Christian Andersen

It's upsetting when stro says something sensible. I say a lot of sensible shit. The two things I really know in life are wrestling and bottom shelf booze. Which is terribly depressing. Both.

Why wouldn't she be able to jump?

Not yet I think, but RealHero usually puts up almost everything that isn't New Japan, so it might still come.

I vote for:

The missus is heartbroken. Alan Rickman was her favourite actor. She even got to meet him once, and he was the most polite, warm and humble man. I liked him a lot, but mainly because of his voice. He had one of those voices that you could listen to for hours, no matter what he was saying. Especially if he was, say, reciting Shakespeare: Personally, I loved him probably most in Rasputin.

GALAXY QUEST is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.

DDP Yoga changed my life. I still do it from time to time, but it got me to feel confident about doing physical things. Because of DDP Yoga I started running. Because I ran a few 5ks and realized that I can challenge myself, I started Crossfit. I've been doing the Crossfit thing for two years and feel physically better than I've ever felt. Does he say wacky shit? Sure. Is Diet Soda bad for you? Yes. Hanging onto the wacky shit he says and using it as an excuse to discredit a program that is working for a lot of people is just stupid.

FUCK CANCER!!!!

NSFW:

None of those great minds mean anything if the crazy old man at the top doesn't listen to them.

I love how every year we have to go through the excerise of people being all THEY AREN'T WORTHY OF THE WWE HALL OF FAME!!! The WWE puts in whoever the fuck they want. There is no "worthiness"

I'm standing outside the venue to get into the impact tapings and two things come to mind. First, there are more people here than I expected. They might be able to have crowd lights up. Second, I hate wrestling fans (generally speaking).

Drove Emo Philips to and from his hotel to the Fairview Heights comedy club a few weekends ago and got to do a guest set on the Saturday late show. Woo. Here's the set:

From the WCW Feb '92 issue: