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RAW is live and this benefits Mark Henry. Now he can stop the attack since Big E Langston traveled back in time and warned him about it.

I guess Cena forgot his DVDVR password.

Disliking punctuation is just weird enough a belief system for me to get behind. Where can I purchase your very hard to decipher newsletter? http://www.f4wonline.com/newsletter-archive/wrestling-observern

An asshole?

Mark Henry has been diagnosed with a moderately split wig. Further diagnosis coming.

I actually think Yoshi Tatsu, WWE: TNA champ could be great. He'd be so earnest about it.

Also, why has no one mentioned Bad News Barrett rising up with a gavel? Then proceeding to inject WAY too much truth in his rant?

I can't wait for Total Divas season 2 when Brie is forced to go live with Bryan in a dilapidated cabin in the swap-filled woods while Nikki smirks about how amazing life in Cena's vast mansion is.

Aksana randomly winning was great because it allowed her softcore porn Cinemax theme to finally be played on RAW.

A porno star who is popular in the gay community.

Given how the Skins played this year, he has plenty of experience in doing nothing for $7 million a year

I know it's been said a few times, but the Xavier Woods/Brodus Clay thing is all backwards, Woods just looks like a dick, and Clay like some ineffective man-child.

If anyone here let WCW "just die", there would be next to no wrestling discussion on DVDVR. THEN WE COULDN'T TALK ABOUT BARRY WINDHAM!

I really liked Corino's run in the main event run in 2000. On the ECW/NWO revivalists, a few years ago a bunch of regional theatres surveyed all their subscribers to see what sort of plays they wanted to see in the coming seasons. Almost all of the subscribers submitted a list of plays that they had recently seen or had fond memories of, but the theatres that embraced those results had poorer attendance because the subscriber bases all felt as though they had no reason to see the same things over again. I feel like the same thing is true for wrestling audiences right now. If polled, the majority of people would say they want things booked like they were when we first started watching, but if that actually happened, most long time fans would end up feeling alienated and the program would inevitably look worse because the viewer would constantly be comparing to an angle that has become untouchable in their eyes. Gosh, I hope that makes sense and doesn't come across as completely nonsensical.

Jarrett leaving TNA to start his own promotion would be excellent. Akin to Michael Scott threatening to leave the Michael Scott Paper Company to start his own paper company.

ECW was actually really underrated in 2000. The in ring work tended to be good with guys like Corino and CW Anderson coming to the forefront, along with Tajiri, Kid Kash and the FBI. The booking got pretty bad* by the time the TNN show was ending. With main events ending in disqualifications and other non finishes. *Compared to modern booking by WWE and TNA, it is about average.

Obesity and chin beards are pro wrestling FANS

Don't worry, the bi-weekly roster emasculating wank fest that'll probably start off RAW tonight will kill that off.

Seriously. If HHH put out a comedy DVD I might buy in. King of Kings of Comedy.

I knew I should have just gone to the last post instead of reading the whole thread first

I had a friend that used to call them "Super Moves." I used to correct him every time. I would say, "This isn't Street Fighter man." “@KingJames: Who do i need to talk to to get one of those World Championship Belt? WWE belt. The real ones”. Luc Longley. — Coach (@CMPunk) December 30, 2013 You need one? I may have one 4uRT @KingJames: Who do i need to talk to to get one of those World Championship Belt? WWE belt. The real ones — John Cena (@JohnCena) December 30, 2013 @KingJames Got your back. I'll take care of it tomorrow and hit ya back off line. Done. — Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) December 30, 2013

RE: Heyman. Only interesting part of Lita's book is when she talks about, when ECW was going down the tubes and checks were bouncing and whatnot, Heyman was giving yet another motivational speech to everyone in a meeting and how she instantly recognized how full of shit he was and that he'd pretty much built his company on lying to everyone . He's a great talker and talent obviously, but he strikes me as absolutely one of the last people you'd want in your life on a personal/professional level. I don't think he's that much different from Bischoff, whom he despises. Can talk a good game, but not much else.

...BUT THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE... JL Sigman may be the only person on here I know of who's played enough Squaresoft Games And Like Football enough to find that funny, so I hope she sees this.

Romo usually drags it out with more flare and drama, ever the showman. But Kyle Orton, classic game manager, gets right to it with artless efficiency.

I think Web Conn needs to add some random punctuation to his user name just to troll people a little harder.

I ran out of breath reading that IN MY HEAD.

I just got a bunch of dvd's from Goodhelmet and I'll be goddamned if Barry Windham isn't one of the top 5 in-ring guys I've ever seen in my life. Amazing.

Toby Keith was no secret. They lost Direct Auto and Jarrett's been trying to get new investors on board for the past couple of years. Lot of you guys are unneccessarily harsh on Jarrett and blaming him for things that weren't even his fault. Guy mortgaged his home to get TNA off the ground and helped get a lot new guys their first national exposure. That's admirable. His booking was the shits though. You know whose booking isn't the shits? Mine! You people should make yourselves useful and Tweet Dixie Carter, Viacom, Bischoff, Hervey, your mom, etc. and let them know that Ben's the guy TNA needs. Be all, "S'up Dix. You know who your guy is? Ben's your guy! Give Ben money and he'll write good for TNA!" I'm not just joking around. I really want the job. I got the roadmap to BFG '14 marinating in my brain cells already. I got an angle for Kurt Angle that's so good it'll put hair on his head again. I've even got fucking Knockouts ideas. That's 'fucking' as an adjective not a verb but I'm up for whatever they need cause I'm a team player.

I may or may not be masturbating furiously as we speak.

Man, the end to that segment is going to tear the Internet apart w/ Bryan marks. But when was the last time there was an ending to Raw that captivating? Also, Brock/Henry was epic. I didn't see anything else yet.

Bromans is a tag team. Edit: Dammit, would have been first but I used a period.

Yeah but I didn't get into that whole thing until later, when the superworkers and the luchadores (and Jericho) were in WCW, Austin and Foley were in WWF, and what was left was just this cheap-looking super-indy with a lot of hardcore clusterfucks and the mutants talking it up like it was the best ever.

Jim Schwartz down.

Edit: never mind. After rereading his post, I realized I skipped over one little factoid. My whole long winded explanation of how to fix the issue is null and void b/c it's not the problem I thought it was. So your desktoip computer is not connecting to he internet, but the wireless devices are? My guess would be the modem had a power fluctuation and reset the IP address, but, if that's the case, you could get back online simply by resetting the modem. And, IP address conflicts usually knock out the wireless network, not the desktop. You don't specify, but I'm guessing your setup is similar to mine. Modem wired into desktop PC and also connected to router (so the desktop PC has internet even if wireless network goes down). If you haven't done so already, try unplugging/resetting the modem and router at the same time.

The Cena match made it really clear to me how badly miscast Rollins is as a heel. It is a testament to his ability that he's producing so many high end matches, but everything about him screams babyface except for maybe his awesomely douche-y hair. His strengths are bumping, quick counters, and flashy moves. I have no doubt he has the talent to pull off a real show-off heel gimmick like AJ Styles could in his prime, but it doesn't really fit in with the Shield's mercenary gimmick or WWE's general desire to make their heels all plodding and "methodical."

I'm gonna sign up tomorrow but may as well keep it. This is definitely the right price range for me.

Because Web Conn doesn't really do punctuation and/or sentences?

Do they have an annual Terryman holding up Terry Funk retirement issue?

Better in that there are no drugs and fat girls.

God, I hate to agree with you, but yeah. This whole "hipster" attitude is such bullshit. Most of the people who bitch about how awful hipsters are don't realize how much they act just like them.

Okay - I am in... mind you I still have to buy the game on Monday But baby steps and all that.

Unicorn chaser. Serious as a Onita post-match promo now, I was going to leave a comment on the absolute depths of ignorance of that "Worst [sic] Finishers" video - I mean, if you can't dig a Asiatic/Samoan Spike, than how much soul do you have as a human, let alone a rassling fan, anyway? - but the rapid fire negativity of the posts by the usual suspects around here killed my motivation. Don't hand me any Xmas-based excuses either, I don't want to hear about work/family/seasonal depression/lack of sleep from assembling the kiddies' presents/Festivus angst as we all got it hard. Don't make the Baby Jeebus cry, now. Imagine how festive it is at the Roades household this year if you start to get blue... - and look at that JLawler card in the Photo Thread too, RAF

If child support becomes an issue, make sure you file for joint primary physical custody. It should actually work in your favor, as you still will have the house, and the courts try to keep the kid in familiar surroundings. Not to be a cynic, but when you were saying that you and the wife are "getting along", stay on point, and don't fall for the Banana in the Tailpipe. I'm only speaking from my personal experience, but after my daughters mom and I broke up, everytime she was nice to me, it was because she did something dicky(like try to file for sole custody), and tried to lull me into a false sense of security.