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I would choose to watch Kane vs Big Show.

As long as it gets to fuck Stacy Keibler

If I ever need proof that Pavlov's work was valid. "OMG! OMG! HORDAK MADE AN ABSURD POST!!! I MUST REPLY TO IT!!!"

So does that mean: a ) She's on a roll b ) She's S-A-W-F-T SAWFT~!

It's written on Cottonelle.

Uncut! Uncensored! Never before seen! I like to watch this right before the historic "Battle of the Bam Bam's". *dramatic music* There are those who say that the Terry Funk/Sabu Barbed Wire match was too extreme, even for ECW.......... and we'd be hard-pressed not to agree.

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Yeah, I noticed that as well. They did finally add it I love Ambrose being the crazy fucker who will get right in the face of the crazy guy wearing a sheep mask

So great not seeing Helmsley and his repulsive Mrs this week. Every time I read about how someone finds her hot I have to go throw up. She must be one of the most repulsive people I've ever seen. Firstly that big man-jaw she's got going on, then the fake tits, the migraine inducing voice, and that her "character" seems so easy for her to play I'd wager it's her real personality. I long for the days when The Dudleys would put women through tables just so I could see them botch a top rope powerbomb and paralyse the bitch from the neck down. All this so that when her music plays I wouldn't change the channel but instead enjoy her wheel down the aisle like Christopher Reeve. But hey, that's just me, what did you guys think of Raw?

What exactly about Ziggles makes him "the next Mr. Perfect"? The guy can't talk for shit; doesn't do anything eye catching on offense; and doesn't inspire people to be better workers. Being willing and able to bounce the back of your head of the mat doesn't make a great wrestler. It makes a guy who can't do shit else.

Thumbs up? That's the thumb he's going to kill you with.

The WWE needs to sign him when his TNA contract runs out in a couple of months and introduce him as the guy who screwed Big Show out of his house. Forget Sting vs Taker, I want Real Estate Steve vs Big Show at Mania.

Yeah, that'll happen.

Today in Fucking Awesome News: Drew Goddard is going to be the showrunner for the Daredevil series.

And Kelly Kelly. Quite the resume.

Did you mean to post this on Cageside Seats? Because I think you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque, so to speak.

That 1% of people who could sit through 45 minutes of Low Ki have a serious problem. I assume those are the braindead ones from all the video games.

Spandex OVER the armor obviously, hence "visible." You must have been distracted by a kid in the theatre

You frigging people. So many Weirdos.

Finally got around to seeing this in theaters. So good. So, so very good. I'm trying to snag a copy of the soundtrack right now because some of the music was just incredible. I was shocked at (gonna spoiler this just in case) It's kinda funny, at the first crisis, Bullock was making this "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" shout that sounded just like she was on a speeding bus or fighting albinos with Melissa McCarthy and I was rolling my eyes going "Ugh, she's just not very good" and then when she starts to float away and panics I was like "Oh...wait, this IS a performance." Completely riveting. I really thought it was going to end Also, last week Aziz Ansari was on Conan O'Brien where he told a story about how he was in 'Gravity' but Alfonso Cuaron had to cut him out of the film and he showed the deleted scene, which was actually a scene out of 'Space Buddies' (I presume, it had talking astronaut dogs so...) and before 'Gravity' started I thought "Great, I'm gonna keep picturing Ansari floating around talking to Lt. Butterball and the dog going "Must scratch!" and laugh and take myself out of the film but it turns out the film's such a goddamn awesome assault on the senses that I never even thought about that clip until hours after the film. The other big fave for the Oscars this year is purported to be '12 Years A Slave' which looks awesome and sounds awesome and I'm fairly certain will be awesome, but I hope 'Gravity' takes Best Picture. Because you can probably enjoy '12YAS' as a movie, but you can probably also enjoy it as a book, a play etc. etc. But 'Gravity' is a complete and total endorsement of film. You couldn't read about it, see it on a stage, or a comic book adaptation, it is basically what the medium of film exists for, to show you something you couldn't ever see in any form of media. And for that, amongst everything else, is why it should be the Best Picture.

Survivor Series is in about two weeks. Have they announced anything besides Orton/Show? He was just mostly dead.

I wonder if Dan Orlovski pops champagne when the last winless team finally wins a game.

Watching Baby Doll be forced to be Dusty Rhodes' valet for thirty days makes me think: How awesome would it be if Daniel Bryan beat Triple H in a "winner gets the other person's wife/fiance as a valet for thirty days" stipulation? I want to see Stephanie trying to cut logs with an axe in the middle of the forest somewhere and then making her escape by stealing DB's Prius. "Stephanie, this isn't how you make steel cut oatmeal with organic banana slices. Do it again."

Uncut! Uncensored! Never before seen! I like to watch this right before the historic "Battle of the Bam Bam's".

The thing with selling your own poop is, you have to resist the urge to flood the market. Keep supply limited, and the price high.

When I heard Cena say he once took a shit in the ring I assumed he was referring to that WM match with JBL.

That list has no credibility since it doesn't contain Shawshank Redemption

Did you see his D'oh face?

I wish it was a scene in my LIFE. I'd sell people poop all day if I could. I won't judge. Do whatever you want with it - I don't give a shit, but I'll sell it if the price is right. That's Jae's Poop Empoorium, across the street from Al's Italian Beef in Chicago. We're full of it, and you can be too! Keep an eye out for our Black Friday Deals!

For the record there were a few Jewish cowboys, big guys who were great shots and who spent money freely.

This is my story explaining how awesome the Wyatt/Shield staredown was. I spent Monday night in the hospital. I was watching Raw when the tech came in for my 11:00 pm vitals. With the crowd going "banana" and the staredown she stopped what she was doing to watch. It was one of those things that even as someone who never watched wrestling, it had the drama that made you stop what you were doing to see what happens...even if that meant waiting a minute or two to take my blood pressure.

Them hourly rates ain't cheap.

There are only so many prime spots on a show. There are only so many guys who can be pushed at once. Some guys have to lose. They tried and tried and tried to get Ryback over huge. It didn't work. The guy has his strengths but he's not that good. Who would you rather see get wins or matches against main guys right now? Ryback or Luke Harper? It's a no-brainer to me. Ryback has a strong enough personality where he can be put in a good angle but he's not a main event dude. He's a good heel bully and he'll need to win and lose in that role. Seriously, why are we caring about Ryback this much?

Jay noted the Bret/Bulldog finish in the Fandango match, good job, I forgot to mention that. Especially nice considering his trunks and where they were.

Courtesy When Saturday Comes: Mascots observing a moments' silence. HAY GAIS WATS GOIN ON IN DIS MATCH

"OOH! OOH!"

Evangelical Clay preaching about the joys of pussy was clearly the highlight of the episode. Probably the highlight of the last couple seasons

I just realized we didn't even cover my favorite moment of the run tonight. The first mission we did was just me, Mark, and J.T., and it was a "steal a tanker" mission. The cops were all over Mark who was driving, and I was in a Hummer trying to run support with J.T. behind on ground support. We are on the highway and Mark manages to get free going into a spot were it goes one lane, and I take my chance to buy him time by blocking the lane with my hummer and getting out for support. This is where it got even more amusing due to perspective. Mark and J.T. both have to make a trip around again when they have no wanted level, and there is this gigantic pile up with all sorts of cars, though mostly cop. You see, since my mic didn't work, I had no way of telling them what was going on. During this, I proceed to hold out for a good 4-5 minutes from this position, and all sorts of fun things transpired. I got up to 4 star wanted level, had multiple choppers against me, in which I shot a good 5-6 SWAT guys out of the side of the plane before they could rappel down, so they instead fell to their death. I shot the pilot of one of the Choppers sending it plummeting and crashing down into a cop car. They finally end up taking me down, but the mission is already passed at that point: No wanted level on the tanker, because the entire LCPD police force is caught up with little old me. J.T. and Mark didn't realize what had went down until we got to the end mission screen... which shows me and my 37 kills to 1 death. They both burst out laughing.