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I would choose to watch Kane vs Big Show.

As long as it gets to fuck Stacy Keibler

If I ever need proof that Pavlov's work was valid. "OMG! OMG! HORDAK MADE AN ABSURD POST!!! I MUST REPLY TO IT!!!"

So does that mean: a ) She's on a roll b ) She's S-A-W-F-T SAWFT~!

It's written on Cottonelle.

Uncut! Uncensored! Never before seen! I like to watch this right before the historic "Battle of the Bam Bam's". *dramatic music* There are those who say that the Terry Funk/Sabu Barbed Wire match was too extreme, even for ECW.......... and we'd be hard-pressed not to agree.

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Yeah, I noticed that as well. They did finally add it I love Ambrose being the crazy fucker who will get right in the face of the crazy guy wearing a sheep mask

So great not seeing Helmsley and his repulsive Mrs this week. Every time I read about how someone finds her hot I have to go throw up. She must be one of the most repulsive people I've ever seen. Firstly that big man-jaw she's got going on, then the fake tits, the migraine inducing voice, and that her "character" seems so easy for her to play I'd wager it's her real personality. I long for the days when The Dudleys would put women through tables just so I could see them botch a top rope powerbomb and paralyse the bitch from the neck down. All this so that when her music plays I wouldn't change the channel but instead enjoy her wheel down the aisle like Christopher Reeve. But hey, that's just me, what did you guys think of Raw?

What exactly about Ziggles makes him "the next Mr. Perfect"? The guy can't talk for shit; doesn't do anything eye catching on offense; and doesn't inspire people to be better workers. Being willing and able to bounce the back of your head of the mat doesn't make a great wrestler. It makes a guy who can't do shit else.

Thumbs up? That's the thumb he's going to kill you with.

The WWE needs to sign him when his TNA contract runs out in a couple of months and introduce him as the guy who screwed Big Show out of his house. Forget Sting vs Taker, I want Real Estate Steve vs Big Show at Mania.

Yeah, that'll happen.

Today in Fucking Awesome News: Drew Goddard is going to be the showrunner for the Daredevil series.

And Kelly Kelly. Quite the resume.

Did you mean to post this on Cageside Seats? Because I think you took a wrong turn at Albuquerque, so to speak.

That 1% of people who could sit through 45 minutes of Low Ki have a serious problem. I assume those are the braindead ones from all the video games.

Spandex OVER the armor obviously, hence "visible." You must have been distracted by a kid in the theatre

You frigging people. So many Weirdos.

Finally got around to seeing this in theaters. So good. So, so very good. I'm trying to snag a copy of the soundtrack right now because some of the music was just incredible. I was shocked at (gonna spoiler this just in case) It's kinda funny, at the first crisis, Bullock was making this "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" shout that sounded just like she was on a speeding bus or fighting albinos with Melissa McCarthy and I was rolling my eyes going "Ugh, she's just not very good" and then when she starts to float away and panics I was like "Oh...wait, this IS a performance." Completely riveting. I really thought it was going to end Also, last week Aziz Ansari was on Conan O'Brien where he told a story about how he was in 'Gravity' but Alfonso Cuaron had to cut him out of the film and he showed the deleted scene, which was actually a scene out of 'Space Buddies' (I presume, it had talking astronaut dogs so...) and before 'Gravity' started I thought "Great, I'm gonna keep picturing Ansari floating around talking to Lt. Butterball and the dog going "Must scratch!" and laugh and take myself out of the film but it turns out the film's such a goddamn awesome assault on the senses that I never even thought about that clip until hours after the film. The other big fave for the Oscars this year is purported to be '12 Years A Slave' which looks awesome and sounds awesome and I'm fairly certain will be awesome, but I hope 'Gravity' takes Best Picture. Because you can probably enjoy '12YAS' as a movie, but you can probably also enjoy it as a book, a play etc. etc. But 'Gravity' is a complete and total endorsement of film. You couldn't read about it, see it on a stage, or a comic book adaptation, it is basically what the medium of film exists for, to show you something you couldn't ever see in any form of media. And for that, amongst everything else, is why it should be the Best Picture.

Survivor Series is in about two weeks. Have they announced anything besides Orton/Show? He was just mostly dead.

I wonder if Dan Orlovski pops champagne when the last winless team finally wins a game.

Watching Baby Doll be forced to be Dusty Rhodes' valet for thirty days makes me think: How awesome would it be if Daniel Bryan beat Triple H in a "winner gets the other person's wife/fiance as a valet for thirty days" stipulation? I want to see Stephanie trying to cut logs with an axe in the middle of the forest somewhere and then making her escape by stealing DB's Prius. "Stephanie, this isn't how you make steel cut oatmeal with organic banana slices. Do it again."

Uncut! Uncensored! Never before seen! I like to watch this right before the historic "Battle of the Bam Bam's".

The thing with selling your own poop is, you have to resist the urge to flood the market. Keep supply limited, and the price high.

When I heard Cena say he once took a shit in the ring I assumed he was referring to that WM match with JBL.

That list has no credibility since it doesn't contain Shawshank Redemption

Did you see his D'oh face?

I wish it was a scene in my LIFE. I'd sell people poop all day if I could. I won't judge. Do whatever you want with it - I don't give a shit, but I'll sell it if the price is right. That's Jae's Poop Empoorium, across the street from Al's Italian Beef in Chicago. We're full of it, and you can be too! Keep an eye out for our Black Friday Deals!

For the record there were a few Jewish cowboys, big guys who were great shots and who spent money freely.

Konnan is selling these on the MLW website, I'd totally buy it if it didn't have that MSL twat on it. It's the principle of the matter.

This is my story explaining how awesome the Wyatt/Shield staredown was. I spent Monday night in the hospital. I was watching Raw when the tech came in for my 11:00 pm vitals. With the crowd going "banana" and the staredown she stopped what she was doing to watch. It was one of those things that even as someone who never watched wrestling, it had the drama that made you stop what you were doing to see what happens...even if that meant waiting a minute or two to take my blood pressure.

I watched it with my 9 year old. He said it was one of his top five films of all time. I'm not telling you what the other four are.

Even any DRUNK d-coordinator worth his salt could pick apart JG and Callahan's unimaginative dogshit gameplan. Or Romo getting his usual random case of the yips.

There are too many poo-related incidents in current wrestling for my liking.

Stephanie can legit whup every man in this picture. I say that as a compliment.

This.

"OOH! OOH!"