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Gonzales is more "Nature Boy" Scoot Andrews than Buddy Landell.

If WWE bought TNA then the first Raw after the purchase should have Triple H and Stephanie McMahon calling the Main Event Mafia to the ring and requesting that they do what's best for business. Stephanie gives them the option of hopping aboard the 'Steph Train' or hitting the unemployment line. Magnus jumps. The others are put into a match against the Shield with their jobs on the line. Shield win when Wyatt Family interferes. Main Event Mafia is fired and is out on the streets where they become the Hobo Mafia with your Olympic hobo Dirty Kurt Angle, Stink, Sloppy Joe, and Rummage Jackson, just rummaging through the garbage like he's Sin Cara backstage at SmackDown. Stink vows revenge and finds his good friend Robocop working undercover as Hobocop. Hobocop hooks them up with his cousin Poboatcop (half man, half shrimp boat captain, all cop) and they head to the swamps to find the Wyatts. Culminates in a Triple Cage Elimination Chamber Inside Of A Hell In A Cell With A Six Sides Of Steel On Top Tower Of Doom match between Triple H's Best For Business Gang versus the Hobo Alliance of the Hobo Mafia and Daniel Bryan's Hobo Army.

Does everyone remember that episode of South Park where Cartman saw the funniest thing he's ever seen, and he broke his "funny filter"? That would be me if the Nationals hired Dusty Baker.

I'm not sure why I should give a shit about ratings, t-shirt sales, or pay per view buys. Now the Shield, Dustin Rhodes and Antonio Cesaro, those are things worth caring about within the context of the show. Don't need the WWE to sell a lot of The Shield Piggy Banks to validate my opinion one way or the other; it is just an opinion after all. It might have made sense to care about ratings back when the Monday night wars were going on. Just seems weird now.

Wait, did Khali use Big Boss Man as a weapon?

I could care less about Sullivan as old man Wyatt. In a just world, Sherri would still be alive to play elderly nun sister Abigail.

We could all band together and just make a pledge not to talk to Gonzalez.

1. There's no way Kubiak is going to start Matt Schaub again after last week's debacle. Four games, four pick sixes. Never been done! Kubiak is NOT going to start Schaub. 2. I am so mad. Kubiak just said Matt Schaub is his starting quarterback! I'm so angry I'm going to burn a jersey. No, not my JJ Watt one. Yeah, that old #90. 3. Well, if only Schaub will fuck up early and they'll have to put Yates or Keenum in early. Maybe if I wish hard enough, Schaub gets stuffed in a locker by Cushing and JJ. Maybe if I pray hard enough, Schaub will magically get better ... 4. OH GOD. Schaub is going to start on Sunday. F my life. My entire football season ruined. Everything sucks. Turn out the lights, there's no reason to even watch. 5. Well, I guess I'll go support my Texans ... that's what I do, even if I'm the only one ...

The fat son was singing "Mother" by Danzig on it last night, so I call bullshit on that opinion.

"I really didn't like the Walter White character, so I wish the Breaking Bad finale ended in actor Bryan Cranston's death."

The perfect gift for lovers of sports club finance directors!

I'm not impressed with your preformance

adds Burgundy to the list of people who have me on their pin doll list.

"Big Cop" should be Khali's entire gimmick. I think he actually used to be a police officer. He could be the Punjabi Hightower, hitting cop chops on heels after asking the crowd whether they deserve it or not, writing tickets etc.

Daniel Bryan is getting 2.8s Cena was getting 3.0s I'm not making money off advertisements. I'd rather watch Daniel Bryan in the main event than Cena.

And of course we ignore all those people that pay real money for tickets who love him.

Nephew #2 arrived this morning, via c-section. Everyone's healthy, going to visit later today.

MELANCCCCCCCCCCCCON!!!!!!!

Source: Famous wrestler Inoki wants to mediate Taliban peace talks

Thirty-day weigh in for October 9: Morning weight 215.2 pounds. 6.6 lbs lost since 9/9 45 lbs lost since 3/9.

If FSW is Bruce Lee, Gonzalez is Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story.

"You chabronie, Eeron nomber von! I mek you homble!"

I'm assuming the delivery guy left it deliberately as a calling card, perhaps one the gang wasn't intended to notice until it was too late. I don't buy that. I mean, once they realized it, it only took them like 60 seconds to clear out. So they were supposed to notice it at exactly 7:59:55? So we're left with the delivery guy accidentally leaving his pen which just happens to be festooned with shamrocks. Because of course all Irish people make sure everything they own looks like it came out a leprechaun's dickhole.

Also: NUMMER WAN AN DA BESS

You know, we can end this Gonzales tribute to FSW gimmick by getting Daniel Bryan to give him a shoutout on Twitter.

"Brokespace Mountain" should be the title of a Ric Flair documentary.

God - all of you no selling the 5 stages of grief gimmick is making me sad. I got your back Lawful

And so does Bryan's. You constantly say shit like this but have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to back it up with. You have no idea whether Bryan sells merch. You've done zero research.

Rob Feinstein? He'd be a great heel owner, too. "Kurt Angle, tonight I DEMAND you put your title on the line against 5 heels of my choosing. At the same time! Also, can you tell me what your first impressions of the people in OVW were?"

I'm telling you. I want a month of Goldust in tv main events. That's all I want right now.

Detroit vs. St. Louis Boston vs. ST. LOUIS!!!! What could be better for Tim McCarver's final year than either of these classic...TRADITIONAL matchups. Oh, imagine the stories he'll tell. The anecdotes about the golden age of yore! I'm blissed out at the thought of it all. Gather round children, Uncle Timmy is telling his stories!!!!!

Hey, it wasn't a bag, it was one of those hard plastic bin thingies. I GOTTA BOOBOO. Also because I tweeted about this Earthbound Farm wants to talk with me to "make things right". So this may be the last time you guys ever hear from me. If I suddenly disappear, follow the greens.

Cornette always reminded me of that famous line from Justified: If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you keep meeting assholes all day, you're the asshole.

Tasers, Ladders, and Chairs? Tasers, Ladders, and CLAIRE

No worries. Now that you're married you'll get lots of practice at whacking days.

The Carrie remake looks shitty, or at least the trailer that gives away everything does, but this piece of marketing is pretty cool...

Why would Taker work Survivor Series other than to suit your fantasy booking scenario? Shit, man, I'll call him up and ask. Jesus Christ, that was a totally reasonable response.

I figured with the defense either being really young, really old, or just plain shitty, that would be the problem this year. The start of this season is the Sabres' policy of being loyal to useless players coming home to roost. Why is Drew Stafford still here? Can we finally admit that the Leino trade and subsequent signing have been a miserable failure? At leash Hecht retired. I legit LOL'd when McGuire said that he had a "long and storied career" during a national TV game towards the end of last season.

WWEshop has a B1G1 sale on DVDs/Blu-Rays, so you can pick up the Goldberg set with that.

I hope Rhodes vs. Wyatts gets a good chunk of time since Brodie Lee hasn't had a chance to work a decent match yet. Putting him in there with Goldust for long stretches of time seems awesome to me.

I claim victory in the team name/avi battle!

Uh oh.

Given recent history, a "crippling injury" would put Cena on the shelf for MAYBE three weeks, tops.

This will always be John Cena's best return and one of the best ever in wrestling:

So sad that there is a movie called Avalanche Shark and it is not about John Tenta.

I am so happy to see this match, in large part due to this show being Glacier's debut and that also being the same day I got my cat Gracie. Despite being super-old now, she's still kicking. i was hyped to see Glacier debut, his vignettes had me excited. His first few matches were fine, but i quickly lost interest as it became more and more obvious that he, quite frankly, sucked. I, also, loved the Gambler character and didn't see this match until years later. Braden Walker. always got a kick out of this picture.

I'm kind of with Antacular. If you don't want to read people's opinions about something..don't read them. For example, if there's a thread about Miley Cyrus, and you're like "Oh god they're talking about that thing that happened, how stupid." don't click on the thread and then tell everyone how stupid they are. I do the same with TNA threads. Is there a lot of maturity on this board? Maybe not as much as we'd like. But I think not discussing subjects and trying to avoid people's point of views is a huge reason why we as a species don't go anywhere other than to war. If some one says something that drives you nuts and makes you feel like the person is the biggest fucking imbecile possible you can always..not say anything. Just leave them in their own little make believe world of stupidty. I excercise this muscle quite a bit when foolishly reading youtube comments or comments on news/political blogs. On the flipside, the part where I say I'm only "kind of" with Antacular, I already know that some of us cannot keep from replying to something we know is stupid. How many threads have ended with people trying to talk Fat Spanish Waiter or Gonzalez into reason, when they are clearly fucking with people? It's dumb. I'm more annoyed with those people who can't let something go and realize those guys are just cats mucking around than anything. I'm not at a point where I feel like this place has to have a current events folder because I never used the old one, so I know I can live with out it. But people wringing their hands and being unwilling to even try to discuss anything, because they're afraid that they won't be able to keep themselves from responding to gimmick posters and trolls is depressing. I mean how lame is that? Show some will power and discretion with who you picka fucking fight with. It's not hard to identify who's not worth your time.