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Gonzales is more "Nature Boy" Scoot Andrews than Buddy Landell.

If WWE bought TNA then the first Raw after the purchase should have Triple H and Stephanie McMahon calling the Main Event Mafia to the ring and requesting that they do what's best for business. Stephanie gives them the option of hopping aboard the 'Steph Train' or hitting the unemployment line. Magnus jumps. The others are put into a match against the Shield with their jobs on the line. Shield win when Wyatt Family interferes. Main Event Mafia is fired and is out on the streets where they become the Hobo Mafia with your Olympic hobo Dirty Kurt Angle, Stink, Sloppy Joe, and Rummage Jackson, just rummaging through the garbage like he's Sin Cara backstage at SmackDown. Stink vows revenge and finds his good friend Robocop working undercover as Hobocop. Hobocop hooks them up with his cousin Poboatcop (half man, half shrimp boat captain, all cop) and they head to the swamps to find the Wyatts. Culminates in a Triple Cage Elimination Chamber Inside Of A Hell In A Cell With A Six Sides Of Steel On Top Tower Of Doom match between Triple H's Best For Business Gang versus the Hobo Alliance of the Hobo Mafia and Daniel Bryan's Hobo Army.

Does everyone remember that episode of South Park where Cartman saw the funniest thing he's ever seen, and he broke his "funny filter"? That would be me if the Nationals hired Dusty Baker.

I'm not sure why I should give a shit about ratings, t-shirt sales, or pay per view buys. Now the Shield, Dustin Rhodes and Antonio Cesaro, those are things worth caring about within the context of the show. Don't need the WWE to sell a lot of The Shield Piggy Banks to validate my opinion one way or the other; it is just an opinion after all. It might have made sense to care about ratings back when the Monday night wars were going on. Just seems weird now.

Wait, did Khali use Big Boss Man as a weapon?

I could care less about Sullivan as old man Wyatt. In a just world, Sherri would still be alive to play elderly nun sister Abigail.

We could all band together and just make a pledge not to talk to Gonzalez.

1. There's no way Kubiak is going to start Matt Schaub again after last week's debacle. Four games, four pick sixes. Never been done! Kubiak is NOT going to start Schaub. 2. I am so mad. Kubiak just said Matt Schaub is his starting quarterback! I'm so angry I'm going to burn a jersey. No, not my JJ Watt one. Yeah, that old #90. 3. Well, if only Schaub will fuck up early and they'll have to put Yates or Keenum in early. Maybe if I wish hard enough, Schaub gets stuffed in a locker by Cushing and JJ. Maybe if I pray hard enough, Schaub will magically get better ... 4. OH GOD. Schaub is going to start on Sunday. F my life. My entire football season ruined. Everything sucks. Turn out the lights, there's no reason to even watch. 5. Well, I guess I'll go support my Texans ... that's what I do, even if I'm the only one ...

The fat son was singing "Mother" by Danzig on it last night, so I call bullshit on that opinion.

"I really didn't like the Walter White character, so I wish the Breaking Bad finale ended in actor Bryan Cranston's death."

The perfect gift for lovers of sports club finance directors!

I'm not impressed with your preformance

adds Burgundy to the list of people who have me on their pin doll list.

"Big Cop" should be Khali's entire gimmick. I think he actually used to be a police officer. He could be the Punjabi Hightower, hitting cop chops on heels after asking the crowd whether they deserve it or not, writing tickets etc.

Daniel Bryan is getting 2.8s Cena was getting 3.0s I'm not making money off advertisements. I'd rather watch Daniel Bryan in the main event than Cena.

And of course we ignore all those people that pay real money for tickets who love him.

Nephew #2 arrived this morning, via c-section. Everyone's healthy, going to visit later today.

MELANCCCCCCCCCCCCON!!!!!!!

Source: Famous wrestler Inoki wants to mediate Taliban peace talks

Thirty-day weigh in for October 9: Morning weight 215.2 pounds. 6.6 lbs lost since 9/9 45 lbs lost since 3/9.

If FSW is Bruce Lee, Gonzalez is Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story.

"You chabronie, Eeron nomber von! I mek you homble!"

I'm assuming the delivery guy left it deliberately as a calling card, perhaps one the gang wasn't intended to notice until it was too late. I don't buy that. I mean, once they realized it, it only took them like 60 seconds to clear out. So they were supposed to notice it at exactly 7:59:55? So we're left with the delivery guy accidentally leaving his pen which just happens to be festooned with shamrocks. Because of course all Irish people make sure everything they own looks like it came out a leprechaun's dickhole.

Also: NUMMER WAN AN DA BESS

You know, we can end this Gonzales tribute to FSW gimmick by getting Daniel Bryan to give him a shoutout on Twitter.

"Brokespace Mountain" should be the title of a Ric Flair documentary.

God - all of you no selling the 5 stages of grief gimmick is making me sad. I got your back Lawful

And so does Bryan's. You constantly say shit like this but have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to back it up with. You have no idea whether Bryan sells merch. You've done zero research.

Rob Feinstein? He'd be a great heel owner, too. "Kurt Angle, tonight I DEMAND you put your title on the line against 5 heels of my choosing. At the same time! Also, can you tell me what your first impressions of the people in OVW were?"

I'm telling you. I want a month of Goldust in tv main events. That's all I want right now.

Detroit vs. St. Louis Boston vs. ST. LOUIS!!!! What could be better for Tim McCarver's final year than either of these classic...TRADITIONAL matchups. Oh, imagine the stories he'll tell. The anecdotes about the golden age of yore! I'm blissed out at the thought of it all. Gather round children, Uncle Timmy is telling his stories!!!!!

Hey, it wasn't a bag, it was one of those hard plastic bin thingies. I GOTTA BOOBOO. Also because I tweeted about this Earthbound Farm wants to talk with me to "make things right". So this may be the last time you guys ever hear from me. If I suddenly disappear, follow the greens.

Cornette always reminded me of that famous line from Justified: If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you keep meeting assholes all day, you're the asshole.

Tasers, Ladders, and Chairs? Tasers, Ladders, and CLAIRE

No worries. Now that you're married you'll get lots of practice at whacking days.

Pat Falloon should have been a superstar, though.

157) EXOTICA 1994 - 247 Points - 4 Votes (Highest Vote: #24 Caley) DIRECTOR: Atom Egoyan STARRING: Bruce Greenwood, Elias Koteas, Don McKellar Placement On Original List: #257 (3 Votes) IMDB ROTTEN TOMATOES (97%) WIKI NOTE FROM RIPPA - Caley's vote stays exactly the same but he got back up this time since the movie jumped up exactly 100 spots.

Screw the people that voted for HBK, and Booker T.

A suspicious post from "Control"? They're on to us!

*adds Playa Shunna to my pin doll list*

...Just got an idea for my next erotic novel... Is it about two gay indy wrestlers? If so, might I suggest "Brokewrestler Mountain" for a title? Factually accurate and pop culturally relevant at the same time. I'll show myself out. But I'm doing seven shows this week, so I'll be here all week.

I half expect Eddie Low to return from the grave. My girlfriend's daughter is getting married on Sunday, so I won't be playing until sometime Tuesday or Wednesday. RUkered is my boy. We made one of Gerald's drug missions (Death Metal) look simple. Gunned down everyone.. stole the yayo... rode away from the carnage on choppers like STUDS~! I finally pushed forward with a story mission. I cased the jewelry store and picked my crew. Second GTA4 cameo in my game will come via bringing in Packie as a crew member. I chose the high end getaway driver, Eddie Toh, and Rickie from LifeInvader will be my security hacker. I chose the Safe Option... which probably means more prep... Damn you, Fresh, for getting this song stuck in my head.

Yeah, stop right there. Bryan's look was a huge part of getting him over, and anyone thinking clean-shaven crew cut Bryan would be better on any level is basically Grampa Simpson talking about Joe Namath.And why are you people engaging Gonzalez when you could just guess what his response is and be 99% correct? Don't validate his shtick by taking it seriously.

His gimmick would not work if he did.

New glitch in NHL '14.

House to Astonish guys analyze Chikara 2013 (in less than 75 pages) http://www.housetoastonish.com/?p=2056

We all know what would happen if the board bought TNA. Ben would get the book. Bunkhouse Buck would be Heavyweight Champion within a week and #HOBOARMY would be trending worldwide. It would be glorious.