clintthecrippler Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 55 minutes ago, Skeeball Wizard said: It's astounding to me that every time TNA looks like they're in their dying days, it becomes even more of a car crash shit show than the previous time they were near death. Bravo! I cannot imagine that anyone had dibs on "Dixie can't pay back a loan and TNA ownership turns over to the Harris Brothers" in a TNA March To Death Pool. Even the Harris Brothers right now are probably saying "Fuck, really?" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.H. Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 So if the Harris Brothers are taking over and hey do rebrand the promotion are we getting some sort of Hogan's Heroes show but with pro-wrestling? Because Dixie would make a terrible Col. Klink James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Or go "ripped from the headlines" gang warfare: white supremacist group vs. black group, a transgender group vs. a Bible-thumping group, "Ronald Blump" and his group vs. a group of luchadores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallacy! Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 So if I'm understanding this all correctly, Dixie has until the end of business today to come up with an undisclosed amount of money, or her company is taken over by Nazi twin brothers. And this is NOT a storyline. Amazing. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Considering it's 4/20 she's going to need some awfully nice kush to ease the pain, bubba. /Iron Sheik 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 When the Harris Brothers get control, the first thing they'll do is fire Billy Corgan and replace him with Phil Anselmo. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Do the Harris Bros try to cash out and sell it to Vince on 4/21? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 I have to imagine the first thing they announce is the return of the Final Resolution PPV. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 What if they sold TNA in exchange for the rights to the Elimination Chamber? 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 12 minutes ago, The Nature Boy said: What if they sold TNA in exchange for the rights to the Elimination Chamber? god damn 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 I understand they want to make sure TNA is steroid-free. So they can say they have eliminated all the juice. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 54 minutes ago, AxB said: When the Harris Brothers get control, the first thing they'll do is fire Billy Corgan and replace him with Phil Anselmo. Dammit! I was gonna make this one when I saw Nice Guy Eddie's white wine joke on the last page. Nicely done sir 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 I think this is going to end up with the Harris Brothers getting the company and then handing it over to Jeff Jarrett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 And with that Double J will finally have the US TV show for Global Force he was looking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallacy! Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 I think we're going to have an entirely new Authority figure in TNA. You see, the last name on the contract might read Harris, but you need to take a look at the fine print and see exactly whose first name signed on the dotted line.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEN! Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Everyone's always so negative. You got to see the potential in the midst of the chaos. The Harris Twins owning TNA is perfect... for THE COUNTDOWN TO LOCKDOWN TOUR 2016-17!!! Just cause you're serving hard time doesn't mean you can't have a good time at the Countdown To Lockdown Tour. TNA Wrestling's Countdown To Lockdown Tour will bring all the action and excitement of Total Nonstop Action Wrestling to prisons across the United States and will culminate with TNA Wrestling's showcase pay-per view event Lockdown which will emanate from Alcatraz. Get ready to have a headlock put on your cell block with such matches as "Da Black Pope" D'Angelo Dinero going "Old Testament" against "The Thug" Aiden O'Shea. See New Jack go one on one with the object of Vince McMahon's sexual desire "The Konvict" Kevin Kelly. See TNA Wrestling's Knockouts in action with the debuting Zahra Schreiber facing Marti Bell while Rebel does the splits. See Grado vs. Jamie Dundee in a loser becomes a black man's bitch match. See Drew Galloway defend the TNA Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship against the returning Aces & Eights in a biker chain gauntlet match. And Aryan Nation get ready for the return to the ring of the Harris Boys, Big Ron and Heavy D as they face the titanic team of Tyrus and "The Destroyer" Bobby Lashley inside the six sides of steel. And you'll want to be on your best behavior otherwise you'll be up shit creek and miss the special meet and greet with Eugene Levy, star of Pop TV's Schitt's Creek. Lock in your plans to get locked up now to see it live otherwise keep an eye on Snapchat cause we're gonna smuggle a phone up Josh Mathews' ass. It's The Countdown To Lockdown Tour 2016-17 proudly presented by TNA Wrestling and sponsored in part by The Cochran Firm. Founded by the guy that freed O.J. so you know you'll be O.K. when you're caught in a bust, call the lawyers you can trust, The Cochran Firm. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 If that doesn't get Ben! a job writing for TNA, nothing will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 The one flaw is the Harris Brothers employing Eugene Levy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 I never knew I needed to see TNA booked like it was Oz until now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 I knew that if I read enough posts, there would be a writeup involving a debuting Zahra. May I ask where Bunkhouse Buck fits in all those plans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 56 minutes ago, zev said: I knew that if I read enough posts, there would be a writeup involving a debuting Zahra. May I ask where Bunkhouse Buck fits in all those plans? Buck is the godfather behind Jeff Hardy's meth ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVileOne Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Every time I think TNA is finally going to die, they seem to somehow endure. And hasn't the company technically existed longer than Turner's WCW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 How TNA manages to survive is one of life's great mysteries. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nofuture Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Anything to keep Dixie away from the Carter family business I'd imagine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 12 minutes ago, nofuture said: Anything to keep Dixie away from the Carter family business I'd imagine. a laser pointer or ball of yarn would accomplish that as well 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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