Dynamite - 9/7/2022

[porksweats]

8 minutes ago, JLowe said:

Wondering if we get a singles match with one of the Acclaimed vs. one of SioG? Any matchup could be fun, but I’d go with Caster-Lee, with Swerve cheating to help get the win.

I'd go Bowens/Swerve as their beef seems most personal of all the combos

[S.K.o.S.]

19 minutes ago, JLowe said:

Wondering if we get a singles match with one of the Acclaimed vs. one of SioG? Any matchup could be fun, but I’d go with Caster-Lee, with Swerve cheating to help get the win.

Could have sworn this already happened in the build to All Out. Apparently not. Must have dreamt it.

[John from Cincinnati]

Nature is heeling.

 

[Technico Support]

26 minutes ago, JLowe said:

“We just got word from Tony Khan that the Death Triangle-Best Friends match is going to be for the interim trios titles!”

That's how PWG crowned new tag champs last year after the pandemic layoff, during which The Rascalz departed for NXT.  They already had a tag match between King of the Black Throne & Taurus/Flamita and they casually announced before the bout that it was for the vacant tag belts.

Speaking of, if Black is out for the near future, I guess they need to vacate the belts again. 

[Matt D]

I said what I said before but just imagine being Garcia today.

Hometown. Career opponent. Title on the line. Just a couple of years ago in a life threatening car accident. In the middle of an angle with Jericho and Danielson, probably with a Jericho match ahead of you. Company that gave you all this on fire and you in one of the only announced matches and the one that was used to carry the town.

Oh yeah, and it just happens to be your 24th birthday.

Edited September 7, 2022 by Matt D

[Jiji]

36 minutes ago, Matt D said:

I said what I said before but just imagine being Garcia today.

Hometown. Career opponent. Title on the line. Just a couple of years ago in a life threatening car accident. In the middle of an angle with Jericho and Danielson, probably with a Jericho match ahead of you. Company that gave you all this on fire and you in one of the only announced matches and the one that was used to carry the town.

Oh yeah, and it just happens to be your 24th birthday.

I am really worried the match is spoiled by weird crowd atmosphere. 

[John E. Dynamite]

3 hours ago, SprintingFromAmerica said:

Max Caster rap is the way to go. I am almost serious.

I have been saying "open the show with the Acclaimed" since Sunday. They had the best match + their shtick is the perfect way to bear bad news.

[DEAN]

I am super excited about PENTA beating the shit out of Danhausen.

 

[Matt D]

9 minutes ago, DEAN said:

I am super excited about PENTA Danhausen beating the shit out of Danhausen Abrahantes.

 

Fixed it.

[Log]

1 hour ago, Matt D said:

I said what I said before but just imagine being Garcia today.

Hometown. Career opponent. Title on the line. Just a couple of years ago in a life threatening car accident. In the middle of an angle with Jericho and Danielson, probably with a Jericho match ahead of you. Company that gave you all this on fire and you in one of the only announced matches and the one that was used to carry the town.

Oh yeah, and it just happens to be your 24th birthday.

I feel like he and Yuta will be SUPER motivated to go out and make people forget all that shit. I have very high expectations for this match.

The only downside is that it's a Pure Title match, right? Hopefully the rules don't hamstring them too much.

[DEAN]

Well, this will rule.

 

[porksweats]

13 minutes ago, Log said:

I feel like he and Yuta will be SUPER motivated to go out and make people forget all that shit. I have very high expectations for this match.

The only downside is that it's a Pure Title match, right? Hopefully the rules don't hamstring them too much.

Their last banger was also Pure Rules, I can't see that hindering this at all

[Casey]

2 minutes ago, DEAN said:

Well, this will rule.

 

Spoilers from the future: Penelope doesn’t win.

[Matt D]

Plus the story is about Garcia maybe being a wrestler now. 

Edited September 7, 2022 by Matt D

[Technico Support]

JAS needs to steal the belt on a bullshit win and then go all-in on changing it to the Sports Entertainment Rules title.  Hog Pen matches.  Punjabi Prison.  Tuxedo matches.  Match can't end until a guy is rolled up on a lame distraction via entrance music.  All that. 

[JLowe]

20 minutes ago, Matt D said:

Plus the story is about Garcia maybe being a wrestler now. 

And they've been working the Yuta using all of his rope breaks early angle for a while, combine that with "Garcia learned some new shit from his fights with Danielson" and it's a perfect set-up for Garcia to finally win.

[zendragon]

4 hours ago, Matt D said:

If that's the route, then have Stokely come out with a shit eating grin to declare MJF champion and have the kayfabe drama spiral out from there.

I mean if Stokley can grin while doing that...

[DEAN]

40 minutes ago, JLowe said:

And they've been working the Yuta using all of his rope breaks early angle for a while, combine that with "Garcia learned some new shit from his fights with Danielson" and it's a perfect set-up for Garcia to finally win.

Spoilers from the future: Garcia wins.

[Cobra Commander]

1 hour ago, DEAN said:

Well, this will rule.

 

Toni and Penelope working that "Briscos and Youngblood/Steamboat matches where everybody wears red trunks" dynamic with how similar they look in this photo

[John from Cincinnati]

[Zakk_Sabbath]

I kinda need this tonight, honestly. A Jericho Town Hall is a surefire sign of a return to homeostasis

Edited September 7, 2022 by Zakk_Sabbath

[John from Cincinnati]

Only disappointment is the segment doesn't have a funky Jeri-fied name like "Mandatory JAS Talent Meeting!" 

[Curt McGirt]

5 hours ago, John from Cincinnati said:

Dammit I erased the Tweet on accident. Anyway, MJF and Corbin:

God these two jerks would make the best tag team ever, wouldn't they? 

4 hours ago, DEAN said:

I am super excited about PENTA beating the shit out of Danhausen.

THANK YOU for posting that, so happy to laugh at Quartermaster Sir PAC of Bastardson's voice again, and think about a spooked, cursed Penta running away to get his Master. 

[Ryback Hates Bullies]

8 minutes ago, John from Cincinnati said:

Only disappointment is the segment doesn't have a funky Jeri-fied name like "Mandatory JAS Talent Meeting!" 

Why would he restrict himself, given that he is so obviously the locker-room leader?

[Doragon]

Can't embed but Tony 

 

Edited September 7, 2022 by RIPPA