Jerry Hattrick Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 The thing with selling your own poop is, you have to resist the urge to flood the market. Keep supply limited, and the price high.Thankfully, there's a huge opening in the market for celebrity poop. A few months of selling her feces, and she'll easily be the new No. 2 in the industry.I see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 I would get up at 6 am on saturday mornings to watch/tape ECW on whatever bumfuck satellite sports network it came on and can also recite that commercial pretty much from memory. This prompted me to go check and see what all else was on that tape and it turns out it's just those four matches + the Kimoa segment??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 That exchange between Kaitlyn and Tammy makes me feel funny.That wasn't Kaitlyn. This is how rumors get started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Watching Baby Doll be forced to be Dusty Rhodes' valet for thirty days makes me think: How awesome would it be if Daniel Bryan beat Triple H in a "winner gets the other person's wife/fiance as a valet for thirty days" stipulation? I want to see Stephanie trying to cut logs with an axe in the middle of the forest somewhere and then making her escape by stealing DB's Prius. "Stephanie, this isn't how you make steel cut oatmeal with organic banana slices. Do it again." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 That exchange between Kaitlyn and Tammy makes me feel funny.That wasn't Kaitlyn. This is how rumors get started. I realized that shortly after the above post, hence my musing about WWE Kaitlyn and fetishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Surely Sunny would provide a letter of authenticity for her poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Surely Sunny would provide a letter of authenticity for her poop. But how can you be sure the letter is authentic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 It's written on Cottonelle. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 I love you all. *tear* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Watching Baby Doll be forced to be Dusty Rhodes' valet for thirty days makes me think: How awesome would it be if Daniel Bryan beat Triple H in a "winner gets the other person's wife/fiance as a valet for thirty days" stipulation? I want to see Stephanie trying to cut logs with an axe in the middle of the forest somewhere and then making her escape by stealing DB's Prius. "Stephanie, this isn't how you make steel cut oatmeal with organic banana slices. Do it again."Then Dbrine can't run after her because he's wearing Toms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubbymark Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 It's written on Cottonelle. I think it'd be written on Charmin instead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 You frigging people. So many Weirdos. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRV Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 I never thought I'd see the day I ran out of likes Where was the storyline that explained why the wrestler they positioned as the true champion who got the best of both current world champions got chucked down the card? I'm not sure I totally get that (just like I didn't really get why Punk never so much as acknowledged the Authority storyline during his Heyman angle), but the "Bryan is getting buried" talk started long before they moved things around (which this is, a simple repositioning to keep cards fresh). Either way, you mind seeing Bryan and Punk uniting to feud with the Shield & Wyatts? I thought the Cody/Goldy shit was the dopest shit in the world, until this got rolling. down the card ps. Dig Raw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRV Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 argh double pizost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 It's written on Cottonelle. So does that mean: a ) She's on a roll b ) She's S-A-W-F-T SAWFT~! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Watch for "or authorized agent" in the contract. They play it fast and loose in the poop game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted November 12, 2013 Author Share Posted November 12, 2013 The back and forth AJ and Big E Langston are having on Twitter right now is so amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kropotkin's Beard Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Can I please beg that we stop talking about poo now? Thanks guys. and yeah, that's pretty great conversation. Big E is fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted November 12, 2013 Author Share Posted November 12, 2013 Even in joking, AJ saying that Big E allowing Kaitlyn to spear her and that that spear caused her to be barren is a 1000 times better than anything the actual writers came up with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Saw today on ewrestlingnews (or whatever it's called) that WWE has major plans for Damien Sandow going forward. Source: The Wrestling ObserverWWE is planning on making Damien Sandow a "top guy". They are going to start treating him like a top contender, which is why he easily defeated Kofi Kingston last night on RAW.Vince McMahon is very high on him these days and his match with John Cenaseveral weeks ago on RAW was heavily praised by many backstage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Yeah, that'll happen. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Also, did the board being un-updatable today lead to us missing out on this?http://deadspin.com/the-history-of-the-wwf-in-one-beautifully-obsessive-po-1463247524?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 No, it's in the photos thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Also, did the board being un-updatable today lead to us missing out on this?http://deadspin.com/the-history-of-the-wwf-in-one-beautifully-obsessive-po-1463247524?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflowThis is just one step away from someone having a tumblr where he dressed up his cats as old school wrestlers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Log Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 I'm pretty sure Lee Marshall was doing the player intros for the Duke/Kansas game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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