odessasteps Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 So who else has soiled himself in the ring? I know of Cena, Sid, Andre, and Doug Furnas.Col rob parker (see wargames dvd)
Reed Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 When I heard Cena say he once took a shit in the ring I assumed he was referring to that WM match with JBL. 4
cool arrow Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 When I heard Cena say he once took a shit in the ring I assumed he was referring to that WM match with JBL. That's the difference between Mil Mascaras vs. Cactus Jack sucking a dick, and Missy Hyatt doing so.
Peck Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 How much was it to own the night Kimona Wana Leia danced a top the ECW arena? Uncut! Uncensored! Never before seen! 1
Territorial Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 "Oh. God. Toilet. So. Far. Very. Very. Far. Davey. Richards. Makes. This. Face. A. Lot. Calls. It. Fighting. Spirit. Must. Learn. His... Secret."
cool arrow Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Gives "the Face of WWE" a whole new meaning, doesn't it?
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 I could see a Youtube clip going viral of this girl eating Sunny's shit set to I Know You Want Me..
Reed Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 There are too many poo-related incidents in current wrestling for my liking. 1
BEN! Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Undertaker's never knocked any one out with his strikes. Big Show knocks guys out on the regular with one punch. So Big Show is actually the best pure striker in WWE. I wish it was a scene in my LIFE. I'd sell people poop all day if I could. I won't judge. Do whatever you want with it - I don't give a shit, but I'll sell it if the price is right. That's Jae's Poop Empoorium, across the street from Al's Italian Beef in Chicago. We're full of it, and you can be too! Keep an eye out for our Black Friday Deals! That'd be a flawed business model. It's a very poor business model because even if it works as planned then he's shitting all day. Which would mean he's got more problems than even Tammy Sytch and her shit eating friend. 1
mattdangerously Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 I work with a couple of guys who shit at least three times a day during business hours. Four times, if you keep the coffee flowing. If Jae delegates the pooping to staff of underlings with high fiber diets, he can make it work. And what the hell does "best pure striker" even mean? That phrase has never made any damn sense to me.
Curt McGirt Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Now I'm imagining Big Poppa Pump giving Cena a Tomko-esque ribbing backstage. "YOUSHITINTHERINGWHAT'SWRONGWITHYOU?"
hammerva Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Next week is being called RAW Country in Nashville. Holy crap the possibilities are horrifying.
Reed Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Good news for Sunny: the cancer hasn't spread. But she's still going to have to go through a lot of chemo and surgery in the next year.
SovietShooter Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 The thing with selling your own poop is, you have to resist the urge to flood the market. Keep supply limited, and the price high. 2
RandomAct Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 How much was it to own the night Kimona Wana Leia danced a top the ECW arena? Uncut! Uncensored! Never before seen! I like to watch this right before the historic "Battle of the Bam Bam's". 4
Brian Fowler Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 I don't actually know, but, at least in my memory, that commercial was on every episode of ECW for about 3 years. 1
Niners Fan in CT Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 How can you have RAW Country without "Hardcore Country" Mickie James?
Reed Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 So, how would the girl actually know she was getting Sunny's poop, and Sunny didn't just get her dog or whatever to do its business in a box and then send it off? I mean, I doubt she can get it DNA tested. Is Sunny above committing poop-related fraud?
Peck Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 How much was it to own the night Kimona Wana Leia danced a top the ECW arena? Uncut! Uncensored! Never before seen! I like to watch this right before the historic "Battle of the Bam Bam's". *dramatic music* There are those who say that the Terry Funk/Sabu Barbed Wire match was too extreme, even for ECW.......... and we'd be hard-pressed not to agree. 5
Reed Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 The thing with selling your own poop is, you have to resist the urge to flood the market. Keep supply limited, and the price high. Thankfully, there's a huge opening in the market for celebrity poop. A few months of selling her feces, and she'll easily be the new No. 2 in the industry. 1
RandomAct Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 I don't think you should ask if Sunny is above anything at this point. I don't know about you guys, but "Hey Man, Nice Shot" is stuck in my head now. 2
Nice Guy Eddie Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 So, how would the girl actually know she was getting Sunny's poop, and Sunny didn't just get her dog or whatever to do its business in a box and then send it off?I mean, I doubt she can get it DNA tested. Is Sunny above committing poop-related fraud?If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I've got spare time. 1
Craig H Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Now i want the makers of the Don't Shit Your Pants flash game to use John Cena as a model. /breathe /step /fart "Oops, you shit your pants."
RandomAct Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 Look, we've all taken that gamble at least once in our life. Gambling is a game of chance, and you don't always win. 2
cool arrow Posted November 12, 2013 Posted November 12, 2013 How can you have RAW Country without "Hardcore Country" Mickie James? Apparently she did some training at the Performance Center recently.
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