piranesi Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 11 minutes ago, nofuture said: Hardy's would probably make more money opening up their property as a redneck theme park with the Hardy 'rassling Stunt Show as the centerpiece. The Celine Dion of North Carolina. "And off to the right you can see the famous youtube piano! That's Reggie at the piano. Now for only $15 you can take on the role of Brother Nero to the music of your choice." "Um...does Reggie know Higher by Creed?" "No. Next?" "When do we get to the interactive baby toss?" "That's right after we play find-Jeff's-soma-stash. Here's your Sheriff's hat. Remember, that's $20 for rental of the sheriff's hat, but you get to keep any soma you find!" "It's not really soma, right. It's like Pez or something?" "Sure." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 1 hour ago, (BP) said: Oh no...I don't know what Matt's done to his hair but I'm sure it's not supposed to be near an open flame. How do you think he gets it to look like that in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Matt Hardy should get into next year's March Madness...maybe even with a first-round bye. Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 PREPARE THE BATTLEFIELD~! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Isn't an image of a guy carrying a garbage can full of fireworks like the state flag of North Carolina? 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nofuture Posted June 30, 2016 Author Share Posted June 30, 2016 I'll be disappointed if Senor Benjamin doesn't turn on his maestro Matt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 This is the most insane thing I have seen in years. and I watch CZW and death match tournaments. I mean it is like Ibushi & El Generico had some of those goofy island summer camp matches only it is being booked by Onita 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Senor Benjamin is great, but I feel like Matt needs Top Dollar henchmen to really get this over. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyanide Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Jeff Hardy being the one yelling WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU speaks volumes about how far we've gone down the rabbit hole. I thought all the quasi-ironic appreciation of this feud had been going a bit overboard... but I actually really want to see this thing. I'm all in now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee Reverend Axl Future Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 I would so buy a blu-ray comp of this feud and invite every stoner rassling fan I know over to watch it. duuuude, RAF 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 hour ago, nofuture said: I'll be disappointed if Senor Benjamin doesn't turn on his maestro Matt. No! Benjamin is loyal to Matt to the very end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 I am all fucking in on this angle.... except for the paying money for it part. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 hour ago, zev said: No! Benjamin is loyal to Matt to the very end. Sorry but he will help Jeff survive in small and seemingly accidental ways until by Fall we will all have learned that Senor Benjamin is a supernatural guardian sent to track the progress of Reby and Matt's weird baby...who is actually the true reincarnation of El Santo and to protect him from Matt who hopes to devour his essence. In a horrible case of whitewashing, baby Santo will be played by neither a Mexican nor a hick, butby Eddie Redmayne. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 That clip has me thinking they've just shown the cause of Jeff Hardy's house fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldcupfever Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 It makes perfect sense that Modest Mouse's Shit Luck came on just as I saw the Hardys deletion video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 24 minutes ago, zev said: That clip has me thinking they've just shown the cause of Jeff Hardy's house fire. Unless Jeff cooks his meth by shooting Roman candles at it, then I doubt it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSC Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Holy shit that clip looks like a GTA 5 deathmatch at the players club of the Los Santos golf course where everyone starts throwing grenades and rocket launchers so the entire screen just shakes uncontrollably, complete with 4th of July firework gun. I can't wait. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 When the clips were initially aired of the contract signing my wife and I just couldn't stand it. Somehow in the span of a few weeks it turned into the thing we love most about TNA. Matt's promo this week was completely fantastic in its wackiness. If anything I'll be sad if this is it and Matt goes back to his old self. More broken Matt, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 After viewing again, I hope matt's ring has a big dial that senor Alexander has to set to massacre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 19 hours ago, mattdangerously said: Unless Jeff cooks his meth by shooting Roman candles at it, then I doubt it. Good ol' JR used to say Jeff had an unorthodox offense, didn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, Rev Ray said: After viewing again, I hope matt's ring has a big dial that senor Alexander has to set to massacre. Aren't the turnbuckle tightening thingies graded as - onita - curtain jerk - flippy - wcw - wwe - hoss - massacre 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianChris Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 I almost wish I hadn't seen that preview of the match, so I could go in to viewing it not knowing the awesomeness that would abound. I like to imagine every day at Matt's house the last month was spent trying to get the baby to walk and hit Uncle Jeff with a kendo stick on demand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 On 6/30/2016 at 7:25 PM, (BP) said: Senor Benjamin is great, but I feel like Matt needs Top Dollar henchmen to really get this over. Fire it up! Fire it up! My buddies and I used do the "fire it up" right before the party kicked into high gear. My late teens and early/mid 20s were all one big drug and alcohol fueled haze. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 On 6/30/2016 at 3:39 PM, nofuture said: Hardy's would probably make more money opening up their property as a redneck theme park with the Hardy 'rassling Stunt Show as the centerpiece. Six Flags Over Meth Mountain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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