FluffSnackwell Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 I hold this board responsible for me somehow already knowing that Jeff Hardy's middle name is Nero even before watching this masterpiece. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LP Steve Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Disappointed. I was sure Matt was about to introduce Tejo Kahn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie M. Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 They need to have a Round Table Match. I think I'd buy that show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Yeah but this is a guy that thinks Ronnie James Dio's penis guitar vs. a paper mache dragon is subtle narrative. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 12 hours ago, piranesi said: You're describing WOW! That didn't work and they had Riot who's worth at least six Matt Hardy's. Even her highlights were better. Riot Twister > Swanton Bomb Riot Power Bomb > Twist of Fate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nofuture Posted June 4, 2016 Author Share Posted June 4, 2016 This just went from funny bad to horrible bad quickly: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffSnackwell Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 How am I not supposed to think this guy is a piece of shit when he's got toilet paper stuck to his head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 TNA could do worse than just going HAM with this style and going LU lite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistah Na1m4rk Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 1 hour ago, piranesi said: Yeah but this is a guy that thinks Ronnie James Dio's penis guitar vs. a paper mache dragon is subtle narrative. If you got something bad to say about Ronnie James Dio's sense of theatrical narrative me and you can take it outside. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Just now, Mistah Na1m4rk said: If you got something bad to say about Ronnie James Dio's sense of theatrical narrative me and you can take it outside. I'll grant that it's subtler than Yngwie Malmsteen's. Note: his name apparently auto corrects to unwieldy maim teens. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffSnackwell Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 I randomly bought a Yngwie CD at a pawnshop many years ago because on the cover he was fighting off a dragon with his guitar. Needless to say it didn't live up to that ambitious imagery. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 EC3 rules. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go2Sleep Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 4 hours ago, nofuture said: This just went from funny bad to horrible bad quickly: This reminds me of when friend of a friend did a terrible homemade parody of The Happening. You can't parody something that's already a comedy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistah Na1m4rk Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 On 6/4/2016 at 3:24 PM, piranesi said: I'll grant that it's subtler than Yngwie Malmsteen's. Note: his name apparently auto corrects to unwieldy maim teens. True story - Yngwie bought that mechanical dragon from Dio. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 On 6/3/2016 at 11:34 AM, hammerva said: As sad as this sounds, would you argue that this is the biggest thing to happen to TNA since the Claire Lynch storyline in terms of national wrestling exposure. This is on my watch list for the summer. I'm a sucker for that sort of entertainment, and it looks SPECTACULARly awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Watching the director's cut....I'm thinking doing a dark Liberace gimmick may be money for Money Matt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 "Play Big Money Matt." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Broken Matt Hardy- best gimmick 2016. I can;t believe it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEN! Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I don't like that they didn't get the match gimmick over at all. It's Full Metal May-Ham. That means all things metal and may(be) ham are legal. Hashbrowns Broken Matt attacking Brother Nero with something ceramic and Grandma Hardy's wooden table don't emphasize that at all. Was the fake baby made of ham? Fake baby really should've been a midget. Then after Brother Nero got laid out the midget could've ran around chanting, "Full Meh-Tal May-Ham, Full Meh-Tal May-Ham". Where's Cheatum when you need him? The Hardys with their gimpy legs and broken bodies are sadly probably the biggest names TNA have left. That video as corny as it was might actually get TNA some additional PPV buys. I mean, it's still probably going to be like a sub-2000 buy PPV but this might bring them closer to 2000 rather than 1000. That parody though was just awful. The idea that TNA had to make fun of it before somebody else did is so stupid. EC3 and Matt are most likely going to feud again in the near future. Make fun of him then. They just undermined what's supposed to be a serious angle. Now play me off Keyboard Matt... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 why have the hardy's got 'brand' after their twitter handles?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 They didn't get on twitter fast enough to get just @JeffHardy, but they got on it so early that they knew nothing about it and assumed it was mostly going to be an opportunity to sell shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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