Burgundy LaRue Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 That would be the best. Just imagine-- Hey! Marshawn Lynch! You just ran for 264 yards and three TDs to lead your Seattle Seahawks to back-to-back Super Bowl victories and being named Super Bowl MVP. What are you going to do to celebrate? I'mma grab DEEZ SKITTLES! *grabs crotch while thrusting pelvis toward camera* Taste the rainbow, boss. I'd love Marshawn forever and ever if he did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonL21 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Brilliant. Spoilered for size 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 My reaction to the last week: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Seattle. 24-20 I can't wait for the "I'm Richard Sherman, Legend Killer" promos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I can't wait for the follow up to this: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted January 28, 2015 Author Share Posted January 28, 2015 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 And the NFL is *STILL* looking to fine him over his hat. Fucking NFL. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Its Marshawn Lynch is almost literally their whipping boy when it comes to fines. Its like the old college football joke, Alabama paid their players, so East Carolina was put on probation for five years, or some such. I was watching PTI last night, and they were suggesting that Goodell was doomed if he dared to breach his alliance with Kraft. I'll go the other way, He's doomed if he DOESN"T. He only has one vote, how long are the other owners going to put up with this shit.(I know stupidity thread). But back to Marshawn, if I was him and getting this petty treatment, I'd tell the media to fuck off too. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 They reportedly threaten to fine him A HALF A MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS if he didn't do his media day access. Fuck me that's stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Goodell is doomed, no matter what. He came in with this big bad sheriff persona, when everyone knows he can't sneeze unless Jerry Jones or Robert Kraft gives him the OK. Sure, he can punish players to oblivion. But the doofus messed that up, too. Goodell will be kicked to the curb soon enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brysynner Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 As long as the NFL is making a shit ton of money, Goddell is safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Let me dream! Don't wake me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 If I'm the Seattle Seahawks owner, I'm paying for any fines Beast Mode receives. Kinda like what happens with Mark Cuban. Before Cuban became a headache for David Stern, I wish he could have nabbed ownership of a football team and a baseball team. Cuban as a foil for Goodell would be amazing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 The NFL is having a hard time proving that the Patriots knowingly did anything wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 The NFL is having a hard time proving that the Patriots knowingly did anything wrong. If there is one thing I know about the NFL, it doesn't want to find anything wrong. And if they do, they'll try to make it go away. Usually by fire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyWhioux Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 If I'm the Seattle Seahawks owner, I'm paying for any fines Beast Mode receives. Kinda like what happens with Mark Cuban. Before Cuban became a headache for David Stern, I wish he could have nabbed ownership of a football team and a baseball team. Cuban as a foil for Goodell would be amazing. It's why no matter what else, I will always miss Al Davis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 The NFL is having a hard time proving that the Patriots knowingly did anything wrong. The NFL would have a hard time proving water is wet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 How bad is Deflategate when it makes Richard Sherman look like a babyface instead of a heel? I can't pull for my conference since Pats = Cheaters, so I will go with the Seahawks because of the 804 linkage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted January 29, 2015 Author Share Posted January 29, 2015 I can't believe I'm picking Tom Brady to get #4. An annoyed Belichick is a mean motherfucker. I'll be cheering for the Seahawks, but I can definitely see the game ending with Gronk literally carrying Richard Sherman on his back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 They reportedly threaten to fine him A HALF A MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS if he didn't do his media day access. Fuck me that's stupid. The NFL: So dumb that it even obscures and deflects from how dumb Marshawn Lynch is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Ok, so Gronk vs Sherman would definitely be a highlight. Marshawn Lynch, Super Bowl MVP would be the highlight of all highlights, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrag Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 They reportedly threaten to fine him A HALF A MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS if he didn't do his media day access. Fuck me that's stupid. The NFL: So dumb that it even obscures and deflects from how dumb Marshawn Lynch is. Nah, fuck that talking point. Lynch is a damn genius for this stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Oh it amuses me but let's not pretend this isn't just responding to childish shit with other childish shit. That doesn't mean it isn't funny, of course. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 If I'm the Seattle Seahawks owner, I'm paying for any fines Beast Mode receives. Kinda like what happens with Mark Cuban. Before Cuban became a headache for David Stern, I wish he could have nabbed ownership of a football team and a baseball team. Cuban as a foil for Goodell would be amazing. I believe the reason he doesn't own an NFL franchise is that he'd have to give up the NBA team. One of the leagues doesn't allow you to own any other franchises in any sport. I think it's the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith_h Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 If I'm the Seattle Seahawks owner, I'm paying for any fines Beast Mode receives. Kinda like what happens with Mark Cuban. Before Cuban became a headache for David Stern, I wish he could have nabbed ownership of a football team and a baseball team. Cuban as a foil for Goodell would be amazing. I believe the reason he doesn't own an NFL franchise is that he'd have to give up the NBA team. One of the leagues doesn't allow you to own any other franchises in any sport. I think it's the NFL. Doesn't Paul Allen own the Trail Blazers and the Seahawks? Must be the NHL or MLB that doesn't allow crossover ownership. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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