BrianS81177 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I eagerly await the TNA debuts of a bunch of immobile guys grunting in Punjabi. followed by TNA finally morphing into Ring Ka King. As long as they merge with GFW so wealthy american businessman Jeff Jarrett can make his grand return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I await the dominant GFW Tag Title reign of Database Wrestler #462 and Database Wrestler #973. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Taz and Borash will presumably move to India for this promotion, followed by Taz becoming a Bollywood star for his movies where he suplexes villains 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Shut up and take my money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Taz and Borash will presumably move to India for this promotion, followed by Taz becoming a Bollywood star for his movies where he suplexes villains while engaging in a highly choreographed song and dance routine with dozens of Indian extras. Fixed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rzombie1988 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Taz and Borash will presumably move to India for this promotion, followed by Taz becoming a Bollywood star for his movies where he suplexes villains while engaging in a highly choreographed song and dance routine with dozens of Indian extras. Fixed. "Yambag Yahtzee, The Musical" starring Bill Alfonso and Joey Numbahz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Caption: Khali, on right. Lies! The tree might fall over. Therefore, the tree is more mobile than Khali. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Getting sick of Facebook telling me about Marc Mero. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Caption: Khali, on right. Lies! The tree might fall over. Therefore, the tree is more mobile than Khali. Only if Chris Masters shows up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHFP Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Getting sick of Facebook telling me about Marc Mero. Imagine how Austin feels, he has a badass podcast but Marc Mero is first to a million (views) again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Khali needs to be a villain in a monster film with practical (non-CGI) effects! Why can't Guillermo del Toro do something with this idea?!?!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 WANT! http://www.barbershopwindow.com/ymca.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayhawk_in_cny Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Khali should bring in the Undertaker, just to hear him pronounce Punjab as "Poon-jab" again. I found that hilarious then, and for some reason, still do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Joel Gertner and the Dudleys eventually show up in a Bollywood movie to fight Taz. it'd be a lot better than the movie that had Crush wrestling Brian Lee's Undertaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Getting sick of Facebook telling me about Marc Mero. How in the hell did Marc Mero become a "famous" inspirational speaker? Who in the hell wants to take life advice from MARC MERO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 First piece of advice: leave your wife at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zakk_Sabbath Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Getting sick of Facebook telling me about Marc Mero. How in the hell did Marc Mero become a "famous" inspirational speaker? Who in the hell wants to take life advice from MARC MERO? Counterpoints: 1) he made more money than I'll ever see in my life 2) he got to smash Sable for a bunch of years 3) he's as pretty as a picture 4) he looks just like Little Richard I'll listen to pretty much anything that dude has to say 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skelemania Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I really don't think another brand split would fix anything. That was part of the problem that got things off the rails in the first place, in my opinion. Two shows, two world titles, two champions, one show always being the "B" show, one title always being the "B" title, half the PPVs being "B" PPVs & then trying to act like it was a big deal when two mid-card jobbers faced against each other, one from RAW & one from Smackdown. Then the shows feature replays of the other shows & both start with opening diatribes and it just didn't do anything for me. How would that help anything? That just means that instead of watching a 3-hour RAW, which most agree is too long, you would need to tune-in to Smackdown & it's 2-hours instead of just ignoring that it exists. "Bring back the brand split!" is up there with "re-hire Vince Russo!" for me. Just something that I will never be on board with. That's not the problem. You would still have the same creative teams just spread EVEN MORE thin and trying to write for two more hours every week. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Getting sick of Facebook telling me about Marc Mero. How in the hell did Marc Mero become a "famous" inspirational speaker? Who in the hell wants to take life advice from MARC MERO? Counterpoints: 1) he made more money than I'll ever see in my life 2) he got to smash Sable for a bunch of years 3) he's as pretty as a picture 4) he looks just like Little Richard I'll listen to pretty much anything that dude has to say Brock Lesnar did 1 and 2 and those are the most inspirational aspects of his story. I'd probably pay a lot of money to see Lesnar as a motivational speaker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 The best things about the brand split to me was that it gave a LOT of guys TV time they otherwise wouldn't have gotten and gave midcarders stories/feuds, stuff like London vs Kidman getting an extended feud with a featured PPV match. And that it also felt like a big deal when certain guys from opposing brands crossed paths like when Angle got drafted to RAW in 05 and faced off with Triple H, it really felt like it had been years since they'd been in the ring together or Cena's memorable draft to Raw or when Evolution and JBL's cabinet had a backstage confrontation in passing at one of the joint PPVs. But I also understand not wanting it back these days. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Getting sick of Facebook telling me about Marc Mero. How in the hell did Marc Mero become a "famous" inspirational speaker? Who in the hell wants to take life advice from MARC MERO? Counterpoints: 1) he made more money than I'll ever see in my life 2) he got to smash Sable for a bunch of years 3) he's as pretty as a picture 4) he looks just like Little Richard I'll listen to pretty much anything that dude has to say Don't be fooled by his looks thought. He's got a mean left hook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I don't understand why the "brand split" can't just be an unofficial thing, like A and B house shows. Just make it known that Thursday nights are going to be dominated by Bryan, Ziggler, and Barrett in the mains every week, with the IC and/or US as the top title instead of bringing back the WHC. To be honest, I think Smackdown should be moved to Mondays and become the main TV show. I mean, sure, Raw has been on Mondays for 22 years, but "Smackdown" is in the dictionary! It's now part of the American cultural lexicon. Everything from car commercials to shitty, low budget campaign ads for local politicians employs the word Smackdown. Why not take advantage of that? As a matter of fact, an idea would be to run Smackdown on Mondays, and then Raw is live on the network on Tuesday nights-- If the perception is that Raw is the #1 show, this will definitely get some subscribers who have been holding out for better stuff. Then just have Thursday be Main Event or Superstars or whatever on SyFy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJ Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 The reason for the brand split is largely about Cena. I get why WWE keeps Cena as the face of the promotion. He brings in tons of dough and is a great ambassador. That's being said, he panders to children and a large percentage of the fans are sick of him and want something different. Why not give it to them? Treat Smackdown as an A-show for adults. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Guys, they can't write Raw without changing the script three times the day it airs, why are we considering anything else being added to the plate? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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