piranesi Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Since if I don't, someone else will.... Teddy Hart. Cat army Wait. I didn't know we were allowed to book armies, prides, colonies, etc. In that case the Wyatts should have a giant fireant hill in ahuge glass case that they wheel out and throw their opponents into. Heath Slater can then try to one-up them with a single piranha in a baggie full of water while complaining that the company wouldn't give him the budget for anything more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Someone needs to bring back Rene Dupree's poodle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Remember when Torrie Wilsons dog had its own profile on the WWE website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Remember when Torrie Wilsons dog had its own profile on the WWE website Well, they still let Ziggler have one, so I don't see anything crazy there. Maybe he's subleasing bandwidth from the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AquariumDrinker Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Hey! There's a great podcast called Jason Sims Puts You In Your Place where this dude Jason Sims (aka Jason From Huntsville from the awesome The Best Show WFMU) interviews folks about where they're from. He's interviewed Jon Hodgman, Tom Scharpling, Chris Gethard and a bunch of others.I subbed in this week and interviewed ZIA HILTEY. Chikara people know her as the ringside photographer. She also had an exhibit recently in Philly of wrestlers that was awesome. http://sliceradio.com.au/jason-sims-puts-you-in-your-place/37-zia-hiltey-jason-sims-puts-you-in-your-place-with-guest-host-gregg-gethard/#utm_source=feed&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=feedTHE Greggulator? I love The Best Show and Jason is awesome. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSC Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Brie Bella - Her Dog With an Asparagus the Wonderdog run-in? "Why have you forsaken me, Bryan?!" ...in barks, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Hattrick Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Real Americans with a bald eagle. Kane with a Dalmatian (Fire Mascot Yo!) A team of Austin/Orton/Santino with Snakes...on leashes. Hell, have DB come out with a T-shirt that says on the front "Bryan 3:16" and on the back "1 just whipped your ASP!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Real Americans with a bald eagle. Kane with a Dalmatian (Fire Mascot Yo!) A team of Austin/Orton/Santino with Snakes...on leashes. Hell, have DB come out with a T-shirt that says on the front "Bryan 3:16" and on the back "1 just whipped your ASP!"The Swagger Eagle ?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 The Swagger Soaring Eagle was the only time I've enjoyed Swaggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eivion Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 HOWEVER, Cena's STF is a whole other story. Funny thing is I think the STF is the most painful looking submission on the roster. It doesn't make any sense, because people always sell Cena's horrible hand clasp/neck squeeze while their leg looks like it's about to be ripped apart at the knee. It looks especially nasty in the big money matches with Punk, where they usually work a rope grab/cut off spot in. When he reapplies it after dragging Punk to the center of the ring it always looks like Punk's leg might just snap in half. They still play it off as an upper body submission, though, which is horrible. Sabu called Cena a crowbar. A nice guy, but everything he does hurts. I wouldn't have guessed that outside the rare lariat masquerading as a clothesline he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Real Americans with a bald eagle. Kane with a Dalmatian (Fire Mascot Yo!) A team of Austin/Orton/Santino with Snakes...on leashes. Hell, have DB come out with a T-shirt that says on the front "Bryan 3:16" and on the back "1 just whipped your ASP!"The Swagger Eagle ?!? I always referred to it as the Rock, Flag and Eagle Eagle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Sabu called Cena a crowbar. A nice guy, but everything he does hurts. Can someone explain how either of these attributes relates to a crowbar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacelle Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Crowbar is what you call a stiff wrestler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I do believe we have our first openly gay WWE superstar ever: Darren Young. Good on ya, Darren! http://www.tmz.com/2013/08/15/darren-young-wwe-superstar-gay/ 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I think you are forgetting The Adorable Adrian Adonis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuttsy Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Sabu called Cena a crowbar. A nice guy, but everything he does hurts. Can someone explain how either of these attributes relates to a crowbar? Crowbar is what you call a stiff wrestler. What he said. Specifically its an old term to describe someone who is stiff as in rigid (not stiff as in hits hard), someone who physically is hard to maneauver and work with. Also this guy: Someone was gonna do it, why not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted August 15, 2013 Author Share Posted August 15, 2013 I do believe we have our first openly gay WWE superstar ever: Darren Young. Good on ya, Darren! http://www.tmz.com/2013/08/15/darren-young-wwe-superstar-gay/ I think the story here is that someone recognized Darren Young 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I do believe we have our first openly gay WWE superstar ever: Darren Young. Good on ya, Darren! http://www.tmz.com/2013/08/15/darren-young-wwe-superstar-gay/ I think the story here is that someone recognized Darren Young D-Young being gay does fit into the whole "Bizarro Cena" thing. He needs a boyfriend who is half of a twin team... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChesterCopperpot Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Fair play to Darren Young - a brave move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I do believe we have our first openly gay WWE superstar ever: Darren Young. Good on ya, Darren! http://www.tmz.com/2013/08/15/darren-young-wwe-superstar-gay/ Pat Patterson says hey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonteCarl Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Do you really think that's Darren coming out, or is it him messing with TMZ? Why did he emphasize how HAPPY he is after saying that he's gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Half-a-Prayer Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Do you really think that's Darren coming out, or is it him messing with TMZ? Why did he emphasize how HAPPY he is after saying that he's gay? You can't really joke about being gay if you're not. Well, I mean, you can, but this is a company that has been very careful to make it appear to people that they're "tolerant" of others. They freaked out in the past when talent simply made jokes that they thought GLAAD would get upset about. I can't imagine the firestorm that might erupt if they have one of their superstars claim he's gay to a reporter, it get national exposure (and it has, I heard about it from the Google News feed this morning), and then turn around and go "j/k, lol." So he'd better be gay, or else, it isn't going to be pleasant for him. Oh, and good for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Good job Darren Young. Hopefully they dont turn this into a terrible angle and exploit the poor guy with terrible stereotypes. On a side note....do you think this will keep the Warrior away from the HOF??? You know...."queering doesn't make the world work." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I do believe we have our first openly gay WWE superstar ever: Darren Young. Good on ya, Darren! http://www.tmz.com/2013/08/15/darren-young-wwe-superstar-gay/ Wait one second. This is PG WWE/F we're talking about. He's the first openly "Bizarre" superstar in the WWE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 So he'd better be gay, or else, it isn't going to be pleasant for him. That's what he said. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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