October 2024 Wrestling Discussion

[AxB]

1 hour ago, Technico Support said:

Is "must be able to train with hot women half my age at NXT and post on social media about it" in Punk's contract?  Dude gives me serious "20something who still hangs out at the high school" vibes.

He's a wrestler in his 40s, what do you expect? It's not a business that teaches it's workers how to develop maturity.

Shit, how many times do you think Lawler has offered to help train the young women at the PC?

[Nice Guy Eddie]

32 minutes ago, AxB said:

Shit, how many times do you think Lawler has offered to help train the young women at the PC?

I'd say none because they're too old for Uncle Jerry. 

[J.H.]

I mean, pro-wrestlers in general kind of lend themselves to a Peter Pan complex

James

[twiztor]

what does that imply about pixie dust?

[odessasteps]

1 minute ago, twiztor said:

what does that imply about pixie dust?

See any 1980s Piper or Savage promo.

[hammerva]

On 10/9/2024 at 2:07 PM, Technico Support said:

I don't know, man.  I'd totally be voting for the party that has the Cobra Weather Dominator.

If it wasn't for the fact that you have to actually listen to these dumb fucks explain things, I almost want to hear how they explain the "you can buy a rain free day for your wedding or event" as one women's wrestler has explained it.   Is that why drugs were invented?

 

Edited October 10, 2024 by hammerva

[Technico Support]

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I'd say none because they're too old for Uncle Jerry. 

What college did Lawler go to?

Bringem’ Young

[Curt McGirt]

2 hours ago, twiztor said:

what does that imply about pixie dust?

That just made me hear "Hey Sandman, you wan some pixie dust?" in New Jack's voice. 

[Hamhock]

3 hours ago, odessasteps said:

See any 1980s Piper or Savage promo.

Indeed - my favorite cocaine promo is with Piper and Hogan:

 

[Nice Guy Eddie]

It cracks me up looking back at who the WWF used in their Just Say No ads: Hogan, Jake, Piper, Beefcake. They might as well have trotted Vince out there with a cocaine moustache for one of those ads. 

[Infinit]

3 hours ago, Technico Support said:

What college did Lawler go to?

Bringem’ Young

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[zendragon]

Next board member that has a kid has to do this...

[The Natural]

CM Punk/Drew McIntyre's Hell in a Cell match is really pushing Cody Rhodes vs. Roman Reigns at WrestleMania XL and Swerve Strickland vs. Bryan Danielson at AEW All In for my 2024 Match of the Year.

[Raziel]

2 hours ago, zendragon said:

Next board member that has a kid has to do this...

If we do this with Muta, does the kid hatch out of a giant egg?

[Hamhock]

6 hours ago, zendragon said:

Next board member that has a kid has to do this...

Or better yet, Tajiri uses his mist to put out the inevitable forest fire they cause at the gender reveal party, and then mist-blinds everyone involved for having one in the first place.

[Dewar]

18 hours ago, Technico Support said:

What college did Lawler go to?

Bringem’ Young

This broke the Meltzer scale again. 16 stars!!!! 

[zendragon]

I'll pretend you said 18

[Shartnado]

16 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

It cracks me up looking back at who the WWF used in their Just Say No ads: Hogan, Jake, Piper, Beefcake. They might as well have trotted Vince out there with a cocaine moustache for one of those ads. 

More like "Might as well say No, since there's none left!"

[zendragon]

Best to give all your drugs to Beefcake for safe keeping!

[Hail Sabin]

I got my Haircut today here in Tallahassee & I was paying the Hair Stylist I realized that she was Missy Hyatt! We talk wrestling for a few minutes then she gave me a signed card of hers from a recent con appearance she did. 

Edited October 11, 2024 by Hail Sabin

[The Great ML]

4 hours ago, Hail Sabin said:

I got my Haircut today here in Tallahassee & I was paying the Hair Stylist I realized that she was Missy Hyatt! We talk wrestling for a few minutes then she gave me a signed card of hers from a recent con appearance she did. 

Please tell me there was a Gucci bag nearby.

[Hail Sabin]

29 minutes ago, The Great ML said:

Please tell me there was a Gucci bag nearby.

Don't remember a Gucci Bag but it could have been hidden away in a cabinet. However, the person who came with me said Missy was wearing low cut jeans & when she bent over to trim my beard her thong showed, and I quote, "she had very tanned ass cheeks." 

[Curt McGirt]

I wonder why it took you the whole cut til you realized it was Missy; then again I wonder how long it'd take me in that situation myself. 

[Hail Sabin]

2 hours ago, Curt McGirt said:

I wonder why it took you the whole cut til you realized it was Missy; then again I wonder how long it'd take me in that situation myself. 

When I get my Haircut, I have to take my glasses off, so everything is out of focus but truthfully, I have asked myself in the last few hours why it took me so long as well. 

[AxB]

When Queen were one of the biggest bands in the world, Brian May used to drive a tiny, old clapped out car. People would see him driving it, and do the mental maths "Well, that looks like the guitar player from Queen, only everyone in Queen is a Millionaire and that car looks like shit, so it's obviously just a bloke who looks like him".

It's the 'People not realising Clark Kent is Superman, because there's no reason to expect Superman would have a secret identity' thing.