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At bowling practice tonight (made it to nationals, so now I have to practice) we found out that one of our teammates is a Chris Benoit truther. Like full on "Kevin Sullivan killed them all" believer. I thought he was an idiot before, and now I have proof. I gotta share a hotel room with this moron for five days.

Now hold on just a minute, pal. We want to be treated as though we're legit. But we certainly don't want to conduct ourselves as though we're legit!

WWE is going to be awesome in 20 years when 90 year old Vince finally sees Seinfeld. I hope I'm around to see it.

"talcum powder". . . .pretty brazen of Brutus to put his and Hogan's stash right in plain sight. . . .

Fuck the Patriots.

My favorite part is when the guy yells KILL YOURSELF in the audience

Curt Hawkins and the New Day is an interesting team

Shawn Michaels has turned into Skinner.

That wasn't Jesus mode. Jesus was a man of peace and goodwill..

Every time he starts trying to talk about it just say "Shut the fuck up Donny!"

If I was running things, I'd have a stip that said if the secondary belt holder managed to hold it x days and make x credible defenses, they automatically get a title shot within x time.

I'm pretty sure a risk management book as read by Vincent K. McMahon would just be him shouting "God damn it, stop being such a pussy!!" over and over again

How to ruin a match 101:

KING SID Also I should say I met Brutus when I was 10 or 11 years old and he was super nice. Also met his big orange friend who was super nice but I am super white.

Unless you carry the one belt in your teeth like Pete Dunne. All the more impressive in that he's a Brit and has enough teeth to do that.

The debbil can teleport, didn't you learn anything in Sunday school?

Such heroic nonsense...

So many masks! I bet when he finally gets down to the last one his head and body looks like this guy

Man that is way too much for some bootleg ass Chucks

Awesome.

I am happy for the guys I saw play in Hershey.

Do the right thing.

Thank you for reminding me that I need to whip up some salt n' pepper shrimp before the shit gets freezer burn. (Note to self, next time don't buy six pounds even if it is a good deal.) ;-)

There is only one solution: BRING BACK HINKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I actually know the guy who did it.

Weird thought, but I think Shayna has the most adorable voice. If this whole wrestling thing doesn't work out, she's got a future in doing voice work for cartoons.

I was being passive aggressive because that's the match we got this week. Ok: from the most recent dump, you want to watch, at the very least: Piper vs Valentine (amazing), Flair vs Brisco, and Simmons vs Vader. Race vs Von Erich and Liger vs Eddy are fun novelties. You can watch the promos for Dustin and Funk, but the match isn't there. Here it is, and it's well worth watching:

OGz vs. LAX is the feud I did not know I desperately needed in my life

Bay is destroying my childhood one cartoon at a time. At least I have someone else to blame for wrecking GI JOE for me.

Whoa, Dan Harmon is a character in GoW?

You are going to create a nerd singularity that will kill us all. Also, she has the same hair as Liz Lemon in the "Dealbreakers" episode of 30 Rock.

Always interesting to see who the WWE trots out for these things I believe the person in jeans is Shawn Michaels (since he was advertised as being on the panel) So the only champ they brought with them was Nia and they didn't bring out Sin Cara as their token LOOK A LATINO! as the usually do

Booooooooo.

Good for him. It only took 36 years, but bah gawd, he’s grabbing that brass ring.

“Next, on HBK’s MacMillan River Adventures...”

That's okay. An algorithm said it should exist, so it will.

Watching 82 Georgia on Youtube and Paul Orndorff gave up the National title when he challenged Ric Flair for the NWA title. Orndorff explained how important the National Title was to him, how much money it meant, But he did not want anything to fall back on when he challenged Flair. Flair did these promos calling Orndorff a fool for giving up a sure thing for a belt he had to beat Ric Flair for. Which Orndorff did not win, but he gained respect.

Let's hope Vince never sees this, otherwise Dancin' Asuka Who Loves To Have Fun will be her next gimmick

An apparently Sami Callihan is building a pirate boat so he can invande the cruise.

Fun crowd, and Janela is a treasure

(For the record, I loved TLJ)

Fuck yeah, Clips' center Boban Marjanovic will play as assassin in John Wick 3

Leonard F. Allin...and give him a GG Allin gimmick

And of course, when it’s called out, the stream of “so you can’t handle legitimate criticism?” and “name calling makes you the real bully!” begins. Disingenuous bullshit, that doesn’t really have anything to do with TLJ, but is instead about ownership and control, (almost exclusively) weaponized white male entitlement. “Star Wars is mine because I played Dark Forces rather than going on bike rides with friends, because I had a millennium falcon birthday cake and read all the Thrawn novels, even the goddamn clone ones, and I’d rather see it destroyed than grow beyond the impossible nostalgia I attach to a piece of entertainment media.” *All mocking biographical notes taken from my own childhood, and yet I manage not to be a frothing bigot about this shit. Liking one of the most popular things in the history of things doesn’t make you an oppressed class—shocking.

When you're 3X then come talk to me:) I can't even go into the store because there's no point!