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...and he gets stuck with a stuttering gimmick. Further proof WWE is run by emotionally stunted, vindictive children.

Especially impressive when you take into account his stuttering.

#redryder

RAINMAKAAAAAA!

Can we please get a movie with Amy Adams, Isla Fisher and Jenna Fischer playing triplets?

You'd be happy too if you randomly ran in to Koko B. Ware at the airport.

Johnny Also is such a great name. He needs to use that somewhere where there's another top tier Johnny.

Goddamn. I miss kayfabe. Pierre is keeping up the gimmick outside the ring.

I will be god damned if a fucking kicker is the one that brings this thread to a close.

Is that an 18 year old Steph behind Hunter? Lol...that would explain the look that Pierre and Sid are giving him.

Vince was here for the funeral today. Classy move for him to show up and pay respects

I'll never understand how some dudes can convince women to join a sex trafficking cult, but I can't convince a woman that she really does look good in those jeans.

Even if work was super slow I won't have this shitshow on. I very much have a "Fuck Saudi Arabia" mentality for a multitude of reasons. They might not give a shit about one person not watching it but it's my decision. Heck, I might as well do something ridiculous like watching the 24 special on women's empowerment at the time this is airing. Sounds weird, but I bet it'll be a better use of my time.

Holy fuck.

Samus Aran being revealed as a girl. Very, very surprising at the time.

Sweet Stan always reminded me of an adult movie star that dabbled in Ka-Ra-Tay.

the spike piledriver...one of the greatest double team finishers

...I'll be honest, when I first looked at the picture I didn't even notice the gun. All I could see was that fucking white belt.

I have gained approval to do a DVD shelving system like the one @jaedmc showed me. It's. Fuckin. ON.

I'm willing to overlook the flat Earth stuff, but pouring cereal on top of milk is just heinous.

"Tread lightly Paul, you don't have Ted Turner or Slim Jim money to fall back on if this goes south."

Just another thug glorifying gun culture. Oh wait, wrong color lol

Forget Steiner and Drake, lets get Steiner and Petey back together

I'm not at all surprised that a certain plot twist hasn't been mentioned, not that it matters, since everyone is familiar with it and it's far from best or worst, but I thought I'd share a little anecdote. I had one of the official FF7 player guides while I pumped I don't know how many hours into that game. Marvel Heroes might be the only game I ever played more. Anyway, I'm reading through the guide, which is decidedly spoiler-free in meaningful ways, and I look at the final battles with Sephiroth, and I think, "Well, big deal. I'll just get Aeris up to a limit break and invincible my way through that shit when it arrives. Hey, why is Aeris not in any of these late game photos? That's weird." 100 gameplay hours later... "WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAAAAAAAT????" Those were the days.

If I never see Sami Callihan wrestle again, it will be a billion years too soon.

Probably because it would require being around Cornette on a regular basis.

Time to call Child Services.

Is it just me or do these new belts look very similar to each other? And by very similar I mean that I can't tell them apart by simply scrolling thru those images, at one point I thought that it was same tag team belt photographed from different angles.

For the Spaghetti Western fans https://www.amazon.com/Complete-Sartana-5-Disc-Limited-Blu-ray/dp/B07CDCF318

Andre's brother kind of reminded me of Bruce Vilanch.

There's never a bad time to have the ActRaiser conversation.

Even if I didn't have work, I don't have any interest to watch this. I like to call this event Malice in the Palace after the Three Stooges short.

Give it to Mark Henry, have him win.

Video: Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler & The Miz vs. Kane, Christian, & Chris Jericho - WWE SmackDown, August 3, 2012

@Keep Calm, Akira Hokuto On Are you thinking of The Secret World of Alex Mack?

Topanga, indy wrestling fan, is still random and great.

Verne was the main reason I watched every episode of Shasta McNasty.

I went to my first con at the peak of Smallville's popularity and had the choice of waiting an hour for Allison Mack's signature or walking right up to Wrestling Superstar Virgil's table right next to her. I'm glad my hard earned high school-era dollars went towards the right kind of fuck money.

Misawa throws Nikibows, fight me.

"We were responsible for hundreds of young women getting their bank accounts milked, but we swear we weren't part of the sex ring!" Jesus wept...

Man this show is babyface heavy. Even with adding Kevin and Sammi the top heels are way outnumbered. Ronda's mean face scaring heels is still literally the best thing about her.

Braxton Sutter (along with Allie) has become oddly entertaining for me. PPV was surprisingly...good. I kinda like TNA's roster right now.

It's hard to be cynical about professional wrestling when you hear the sound of teenagers circa 1982 going ape shit over Paul Orndorff, Tito Santana, and Stan Hansen appearing at their high school.

I really dislike Wada more than I like him, but I'm a big fan of Akiyama fucking with Wada in the Zeus match

George Carlin was a very wise man. It should surprise no one that I am in lock-step with many of Carlin's viewpoints.

If they went that route, I know the perfect event MC.