Contentious C

Well, BoJack is wrapping up, too, so Aaron will have time to do what he wants. It's a good thing, after all, that he didn't get typecast as the bumbling sidekick to a complicated everyman. Wait, what?

I don't see how John Cena preventing kids from having sex requires a whole movie. Seems like it'd be effectively achieved by kids talking about John Cena for more than 3 sentences.

And is less likely to kill you.

A what?

I guess Justin Houston *can* stop the run. The Chiefs still can't.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is my favorite Christmas movie. Look up "Christmas movie" in the dictionary, and you know what you'll find.

Here's a little ditty from some friends of mine about the joys of courting a foreigner.

If Counting Crows played any kind of role in anyone's childhood, it's safe to say it was already ruined anyway.

I started watching Fleabag alongside a standard re-watch of the entirety of BoJack Horseman. This was probably a really, really shitty idea. So many sad belly laughs. At least now I know there, at minimum, two shows I can tell people to avoid for being depressingly real.

If by 'wild' you mean 'depressingly self-inflicted'.

Unbelievable was...exactly as fucked-up as expected. And as good. *shudder*

It's funny people thought that of Culkin at the time, since he's a charisma black hole as an adult. Maybe the universe's way of balancing the scales?

They're going to reboot that by stealing BoJack plots? Booooooo.

Wow, the Dolphins are putrid. 3 quarters with 1 drive that wasn't a three-and-out, and as many drives with zero/negative yardage as positive. I mean, NE's defense is good, but they aren't actually *that* good.

I'm calling Patrick Chung, "Yayo" for the rest of the year. Why not.