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Donald Trump was right. John Lewis' District is in shambles. 53 men are getting the shit kicked out of them downtown right now and no one's doing a thing about it....#RiseUp

Good. That's what Green Bay gets for beating Dallas.

But he has that Tennessee education as a solid foundation (wait, why are you guys laughing?).

I'm watching early 90s WWF while under the influence of pain medication. Is that David Lynch??? No, it's just Jack Tunney.

Hopefully the first rule of the Falcons team once they get to Houston for the Super Bowl is NO HOOKERS

Also, if Rodgers keeps playing like this, he's gonna hafta start selling Obamacare. Yes I'm drunk. No I don't care what you think. The Dome is rocking right now and I have no voice. Fuck You.

On the plus side, at least it's not Seattle or Dallas.

Somebody better call the fire department because the Packers are getting burnt Anybody doesn't think that Matt Ryan is an MVP candidate is just delusional

I don't think he has that limp wristed throwing style that will be good for the javelin throw.

I watched that match and it was like watching something from an alternate time and space. If that match was done today there wouldn't be one drop of blood and it would be so bleh. God, I miss blood in cage matches. I'm not looking for that kind of bloodshed...but just a little you know.

Awesome.

Sasha retweeted this.

"The Story of the Story of Everest" is the Citizen Kane of sketch comedy.

I got my eye on you.

Announcers sure do.

This sums up my day as a Packers fan.

How the fuck is that song almost 17 years old? I feel old as shit.

They throw 'bows on it.

Crime Mob, Outkast, Goodie Mob, Bonecrusher, and Pastor Troy for good measure. Are Archie Eversole and Drama still alive? Oh yeah, Gucci Mane and Future (just to piss off Russell Wilson) as well. That should be a no brainer. Fantasy booking a concert is equivalent to watching Julio Jones abuse the GB secondary.

IVPvideos wants his money back.

Gotta love that Buck is giving the Packers excuses while waiting for the replay. Oh wait, no I don't, fuck you Buck. . .

This is good football more please

my comfort food wrestling is two-fold. for long periods, i will watch the Monday Night Wars documentary. i've watched that thing a ton and can basically repeat it word for word. lately, i keep watching the Last Battle of Atlanta. it gives me immense joy.

Y'all are so cute. "Oh I can't pick locks because it doesn't fit my character!" Meanwhile I just killed a priest and cannibalized him for a ring that I am never going to wear

They wouldn't sign another Free Agent again.

Thanks! I actually had not seen that until now ... and damn. Damn.

Harts/Demos from both SummerSlam matches. Taker/HBK HIAC. Vader/Sting strap match. Dustin vs Buck from Spring Stampede

So THE GOOD PLACE...

Eh, I rooted for the Giants in SBXLII just to keep from having to hear about 19-0 until the end of time.

Guess which one is the Falcons and which one is the Packers.

Southern Hospitality was stomped to death in a parking lot behind a WaWa in 1985 in Pennsylvania.

Hehe the refs wanted to give Rodgers a BS call even when he's down 30.

YA DONE MESSED UP A-ARON!!!!

American folkstyle wrestling's biggest L in MMA has to be when Maia lateral dropped Sonnen. I don't think anyone can top that.

Julio Jones is a freak. I mean, I already knew that, but holy shit.

I should've known when Michael was obsessed with Friends. Seriously, tremendous show and a finale that works either to wrap up the show or to give a great hook to season 2. And incredibly ballsy for a network sitcom to do something like this.

Beat me to it u son of a bitch. I googled 6/9/95 tag match and it was the first thing that popped up.

Having really shitty taste in posters isn't "controversial", it's "having really shitty taste in posters".

At the risk of exposing myself as a newb, what was the 6/9/95 tag? I'm drawing a blank.

I like to go back and watch old Royal Rumbles. Usually just the match itself, sometimes a match or two from the undercard as well (Cena vs Umaga never gets old)

Most interested in the main event, Roderick Strong but more than anything, the first women's Fatal 4-Way match on NXT TakeOver since NXT TakeOver: Rival in February 2015 featured the NXT Four Horsewomen.

B Movie t.v. tonight aired SUPERFIGHTS (1995) which was a surprisingly competent campy Kung Fu movie with a WWF theme. At first I saw the skinny white lead and the writer's name, Keith Strandberg of NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER and assumed this was a d-level attempt to make a Canon style karate flick on an even smaller budget. But the fight scenes were surprisingly slick and fast-paced so I looked it up and it turns out it was produced in Hong Kong and directed by a long-time H.K. stunt man and choreographer Siu-Hung Leung who worked on Jackie Chan's TWIN DRAGONS among other great stuff. The plot is hilarious. Some kid gets famous for fighting off some bank robbers and the evil Vince McMahon guy then indoctrinates him into "Superfights" where he'll become a shoot-fighting superstar. BATTLE OF THE TOUGH GUYS!!! Along the way, though, Vince gets him hooked on pills and gradually is revealed to be a major crime boss who uses sex/drugs to turn his fighters into his mob enforcers...blah blah blah...guy meets cute chinese girl and her grandpa who teach him the true way and blah...blah...of course when the time comes, evil Vince turns out to be the most badass fighter of them all (and is played by a guy who did some "evil white guy" work in the classic Hung/Chan/Biao WHEELS ON MEALS). But the important things here are 1) the fights are perfectly great if a bit repetitive and pretty funny (deliberately) at times 2)The final fight sequence is super brutal and fun 3) There's a lot of goofy humor that hits the mark 4) It's filmed in 1995, but it's also filmed in Harrisburg, PA, which means based on the crowds it could have been filmed 1983. 5) Rob Fucking Van Damme shows up in camo (not a cameo, literal camo) fighting a big fat guy dressed as a pirate? 6) Jungle Jim Steele from WCW shows up 7) Keith Hackney, the guy who literally punched the back of Emmanuel Yarburough's head into oblivion so hard he broke his own damn hand in UFC 2 (maybe?), like back when UFC had like Sumo guys and ninjas and shit, shows up 8) This guy from Pootie Tang is in it doing an amazing Eddie Murphy impression 9) It has a dope-ass theme song, here with lyrics overlaid: This is a fun watch and perfect to get you motivated on a Sunday afternoon to start training Monday...or some time after next Tuesday...or once the weather breaks...or just pass me that bag of hint-of-lime Tostitos fuck it, dude. I give it: three outrageous muscle babes murdering skinny dudes out of three.

I didn't feel they dumbed it down. Rather, I felt a lot of the early stuff in the film was a convoluted mess. So much so that they had to rip off the whole "Planet Name and Description" thing from Guardians of the Galaxy every time they showed a new planet. They have never done that in a Star Wars film and it stuck out like a sore thumb. I absolutely agree with the mountain climbing thing. They were really far away from the platform when they landed. Cassian had to climb up and over a bit to just get a level shot, but somehow Jyn could get right to the platform in the same amount of time? That was a real WTF moment for me. Maybe she had hidden jets in her feet like R2D2.

We can't go any further without this.

Ahmed Johnson was the most exciting guy I'd seen in forever when he showed up in WWF for reasons like that. Only as an adult do I now understand how sloppy he was and why he was injured all the time and how that fucked with any momentum he had.

Today's "Holy Shit - I almost forgot that movie!" is Brick I am never going to be happy with my list

I know it's just a poster, but if I'm a F/T guy that goes out and busts my ass every night to try and work my way up, I'd be pissed about things like that. That sends such a bad message. "Hey, we want you to reach for that brass ring, but you'll never be as important as these guys that don't have to work as much as you." Love him or hate him, but CM Punk was right.