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Got a gift card for my favourite video store a couple months ago and finally got a chance to use it today. Had an unexpected day off so went to a matinee of The Phoenician Scheme (loved it) and the theatre is in the same mall. Picked up some great sleaze: Jailhouse Wardress (1981, dir. Alain Deruelle, Jess Franco) The Curse of the Screaming Dead aka Curse of the Cannibal Confederates (1982, dir. Tony Malanowski) Streets of Death (1988, dir. Jeff Hathcock) Blood Delirium (1988, dir. Sergio Bergonzelli) So my weekend is pretty much set

It would be nice to know if Millie Bobby Brown could actually act but she's trapped herself in a shitty Netflix purgatory. Netflix is where movies go to die. They get released, they get a week's worth promotion and then they disappear. The only things she's made that's gotten an actual release in theatres have been the last 2 Godzilla movies, but nobody cares about the humans in those. I'm not a big Woolfhard fan but at least he tries to break away from momma's teat every once in awhile

McDavid didn't touch it last year

I'm indifferent, but it did seem weird that they would be the one. They regularly used a tight end tush push with Tucker Kraft

Apparently Toby Huss is going to be taking over Dale and Ronny Chieng has been cast as Khan

At least one of the games went right this weekend. Back on the Paul Maurice bandwagon with the Jets out

New Pope is a White Sox fan and there's footage of him in the crowd at the 2005 World Series

I hated every fucking minute of that series. But fuck yeah the Captain fucking ends it, fuck you Blues. Now, do they have anyone healthy for the next round?

I mean, he kind of did. It was shot at the U of Toronto where he had just graduated a couple years before and made with a Canadian grant. I double checked on Wiki and it was a $15 000 production

I fucking hate Jamie Benn. Worst player to ever win a scoring title by miles

It was a goal!

Jim Rutherford also did some light tampering but saying that the only way they might be able to keep Quinn Hughes is by acquiring his brothers

Sadly, Harley Race died a few years ago. Would have been great though

Fucking wild the Jets won the Presidents Trophy. It doesn't bode well for their chances in the playoffs, but it is something that I never thought I'd see. Unfortunately the Western Conference is a murderer's row

At least according to the spaces I go online, The Mummy was very important for a lot of people realizing that they are bisexual. Unrelated but it is also my dad's favourite movie. If its on TV, he will watch it, much to my mom's annoyance. It's also just an awesome movie

They should just get Very Important People and put it in the timeslot, its the only good talk show

Used part of my tax return to splurge on some blus: From Arrow: Mark of the Devil (Michael Armstrong, 1970) Girls Nite Out (Robert Deubel, 1982) Immoral Tales (Walerian Borowczyk, 1974) From Severin: Nasty Habits: The Nunsploitation Collection Sinfonia Erotica (Jess Franco, 1980) Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh Replica Foto-Comic Yeah I went with a lot of sleaze

How is wig technology getting worse?

One thing I forgot to mention from that Timeout best British movies list. For Black Narcissus they used a picture of Barbara Steele from Black Sunday by mistake

Kill List being on there is awesome. I would drop Witchfinder General, other than Price being in it, it is by far the weakest of the Unholy Trinity. Should be swapped for The Blood on Satan's Claw. Dunkirk being listed is silly. Assuming odessa is right and Threads doesn't qualify because it was made for TV, it would be interesting to see how it would change if TV movies were included. Robin Redbreast, Penda's Fen, and Whistle and I'll Come to You would all probably slide in.

You absolutely do not. And I'm someone who loves his dad but seriously fuck them kids

The repeated gags in Hundreds of Beavers work because they build on each other so well. One of the most enjoyable things I watched last year

C's get degrees

Seconding The Last Boy Scout, that movie kicks all kinds of ass. I also love The Hunger, otherwise I'm low voter on a lot of Tony Scott's output

He ain't been that great this year