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The Rock did too back in the 90s. And a fat lot of good it did him. He's not even in WWE anymore.

I've been experimenting with looking at that screenshot as if Sting is standing in front of a mountain on an overcast day and has just thrown Hogan a significant distance

Superstars spoiler:

Guys, we are so close to a reality where Enzo and Cass captain a Survivor Series team where Enzo gets to explain facts about his teammates that you can't teach... And this is Hideo Itami and he kicks people in the face and you can't teach that And this is Finn Balor and he's painted to look like Venom and you can't teach that And these are the Mechanics and they learned how to fix cars at a technical college, and those are actually skills that can be taught badda boom realest guys in the room

This promo is fucking awesome.

BAAADIIIINGGGGG. Man that was fun stuff i needed it. Lookin forward to part 2 tonight. I gotta kill for you last night burke. Put stickys onna chopper and drove it up another helicopters ass and blew that beeotch straight to hades.

Fuuuuuuck no. I can't stress it enough guys. NO ONE here even knows what pro wrestling is. They have no idea who Hulk Hogan or John Cena is. They aren't even sure if it's real. They think is boxing or mma when I ask anyone

People are sleeping on the David Flair and Crowbar tag team. I was always disappointed that they didn't reunite them (and Daffney) in the WWF.

Too Many Cooks

Because it goes to 11?

You let her leave before Hideo and Finn? You're a horrible uncle.

I liked Jarrett the most from mid 1998 until he left the WWF. He was a pretty good douchebag heel and his tag team with Owen is criminally overlooked. It's too bad Russo loved splitting teams because I would've liked to have seen them get an extended run.

How dare you. Curly Layla is clearly the superior Layla. Curly Layla is probably my #1 diva ever, straight Layla barely makes the top three.

I've always felt like the best thing to come out of WWECW was the fact that someone realized how great Layla looks with straight hair.

Damn it, all of you. Bah gawd damn it!! This is what my text history looks like today. Just multiply this by about four.

BAAADIIIINGGGGG there were 24 BAAADIIIINGGGGG messages if i counted right

Ba-ding!

I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time. Also, Ba-ding!

I was excited to see the Roku channel because I haven't watched a lot of this stuff and they are loaded with companies but then I saw how the pricing was and was pretty disappointed. In order to watch a show you have to pay $10 - $15 for each show. Not sure what the benefit is of a Roku channel where you have to still go to the web site and order the show just to see it at the same price as buying the DVD. To me a $10 - $20 a month subscription would have been a better idea.

Actually, if you told me one of those guys was a former wrestler I would have said Simmons.

Me.

Lots of leg drops brother.

You're in the minority, and you probably stomp kittens for fun.

I'd rather have the life of the roid monkey who married Kaitlyn but that's me.

HOWUDOIN.

I remember things like this happening more than once during Yoko matches. I'm just baffled that no one ever died......unless random cities/arenas around America have shallow graves in their parking lots and coincidentally some local indy wrestlers "moved away" around those times. I should also add, for no reason other than because, that I fucking love Yokozuna. (First of all, I edited out Hooks' awesome story, so back and read it.) Anyway, I'm pretty sure I've related the story of seeing WWF's B-level house show in Miami and the last match was Yoko vs Crush. Match ended the usual way with Yoko going over via Bansai Drop. Yoko is celebrating and since the crowd is somewhat sparse as people have been leaving, a group of vocal pro-heel guys are chanting "One more time!" at him. Remember, Yoko at this point is the non-English speaking monster, he's notably pumped and starts yelling back "Yeah? Yeah? You motherfuckers want one more?" He then starts going up, at which point Crush who was lying there audibly says "Rod, what are you doing?" "These fuckers here told me to do one more, so we're doing one more." "Ugh, okay." One Bansai Drop later, the 100 of us left were all chanting Yoko's name, and he left triumphantly.

Dude motherfucker were chanting "feed me more" across the country. I don't understand how we (or the company) judges talent by what they don't do instead of what they do. And booking champions to lose is fuckin dumb no matter what.

Just 'cause

Craig "quality/whatashot" Forrest. Also, I know that li'l runt Gerry Dobson has made himself the host of football coverage in Canada but fuck him. James Sharman is great because he doesn't take himself or the game ultra seriously but enough so to do the game credit. Way more natural too. Edit: holy shit, this Bad News segment is unreal! "Phil Jones is injured... Did anybody notice? Jonny Evans is out... He was probably injured by Phil Jones in training."

Bad News Barrett's appearance on Canadian TV has been rad. He puts Danny Dichio and Craig Forrest to shame and he's barely said anything of note.

She breaks kneecaps for a bit before getting a shot at the big bad subbing for an injured Ollie and falls in love with the local pet shop boy? Sadly, she loses by decision.

Get better Mis - I need you to drag me kicking and screaming through the weekly so I can finish this bounty For whatever reason - the Crucible Gods really love me right now I thought I had twice tied the crew record for kills with 27 but it turns out Mis has that with 28 now. (I also dropped in a 24 kill match) I also got the +25 K/D needed as part of the Invective EWB But the biggest thing was I got dropped BOTH Ice Breaker AND Suros Regime. I obviously already had Ice Breaker but now having a 2nd so I don't have to shuttle between my two characters is great. Getting Suros Regime made me realize that I needed Legendary secondary weapons as it was either exotics or rares. So I bought the Comedian and I will buy a sniper rifle (don't know which one yet) so that when I am using Suros, I can have something with more kick in reserve

SteamWorld Dig is SUPER-addicting and fun as hell. Maybe the top pick for November.

Corbin should use a power bomb. Tried and true, and he's tall enough to make it look good.

I'll never say the Marty Jannetty clothesline bump is unrealistic ever again.

From today's update

Just like he was gonna play Dr. Strange.

So Reigns is taking acting lessons while recuperating from hernia surgery. I imagine its a way to keep from going crazy and having something to do while not on the road but It can only help with his promos and give him an edge above most of the guys (and gals) when he gets back mic skills wise.

Yep, that looks pretty freaking awesome.

Y'all really need to elaborate on these.

No Noble & Mercury = No Buys

I think you took us right into the DANGER ZONE

AMEN to that.

A Survivor Series team of Adam Rose, Buddy Rose, Bart Gunn and Billy Gunn would be known as "Gunns and Roses"

Meanwhile, in Japan...

They are talking about fucking Jennifer Lopez

I don't know why Tony Spitfire is wrestling as a budget Yorkshire La Parka in a sketchy promotion in South Shields, but I like it. The early part where he's in control is a total clinic. Anderson also works for All-Star a lot, so he's pretty good - not as flashy but a solid babyface who grinds the holds well. Oh fuck yes The entire show this is from has been posted. Looks good, about to watch the rest of it.